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Posted By: Hazymac, 7/16/2025 7:48:11 AM

I'm sorry, y'all. I can't crack on this greasy, pathetic sleazeball enough. But this post will not be dedicated to skewering oleaginous California Governor Gavin 'Randall-Flagg Lite' Newsom for being a complete slime whose propensity for lying and manipulative subterfuge gives pondscum a bad rap. (X) (As I said last week - y'all got took.) No. No. This is going to be a little different approach to tweaking twitchy Twinkle Teeth. Let's call it a lighthearted romp through the evidence of what a frickin' freakazoid he really is - if you can stand to take two seconds to watch him in action. I mean eyeballs on the man, watch. His mannerisms are...unsettling.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Older Lady 7/16/2025 9:29:51 AM (No. 1978125)
Newsom is absolutely creepy and disgusting. He doesn't have one redeeming thing in his favor. He has ruined California and must be blocked from ruining the United States. Voters, WAKE UP!!!
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Reply 2 - Posted by: downnout 7/16/2025 9:35:51 AM (No. 1978129)
I’m glad to read that someone else has tagged the pretty boy as “oleaginous” - it fits Newsome perfectly.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: Rather Read 7/16/2025 9:46:18 AM (No. 1978136)
Look up The Man Who Laughed and check out the illustration from it. That's governor hair gel to a T
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Reply 4 - Posted by: Vaquero45 7/16/2025 10:49:32 AM (No. 1978170)
Typical liberal loser trying to B.S. his way through a position when he knows nothing about it, talking about “large capacity magazine clips” - he’s a complete phony. A liar and a fraud.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: DVC 7/16/2025 11:09:30 AM (No. 1978189)
Newscum is hte kind of lying, crooked vermin that gives grifters a bad reputation.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: dbdiva 7/16/2025 11:51:24 AM (No. 1978222)
Are all his hand movements some sort of secret signal to the Illuminati? "Pick ME, Pick ME!! I'm your guy for 2028. I promise to do TO the country what I'm doing TO my state. Cross my heart!!" Initially when I read the headline and saw "Jazz Hands" I wasn't exactly sure who the article was going to be about; odd that in the dem party there's more than one person who meets that description.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: kono 7/16/2025 11:54:10 AM (No. 1978223)
Answering the question, "Is there a mental state creepier than insanity?" (hint -- YES)
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Reply 8 - Posted by: earlybird 7/16/2025 12:06:47 PM (No. 1978229)
I am saving thisto savor later. What I read is priceless and spot on. Newsom is a mess. He has a history of severe dyslexia and an alcohol problem. I believe he has neurological damage. His thoughts do not track. He'has a number of odd tics. The odd shoulder shimmying, the constant hand movements that have no relationship to wyatt he's saying. I believe he is a mess. Now he is trying to "transition" to being macho man. Swearing and using other words that get bleeped out. A mess. And very unconvincing. Those who mock Californians have no idea how many really actively abhor this guy. And I feel certain that that includes Dems. When a governor does jharm like Newsom has, it cuts across party lines He will never be president.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: Hazymac 7/16/2025 1:51:54 PM (No. 1978263)
One other public figure who used to wiggle around while he talked was O.J. Simpson before he murdered Ron and Nicole. Post-Johnnie Cochran, he didn't wiggle as much. My best friend, in a group of ten people from a Crystal Cruise trip in Ft. Lauderdale, ate dinner at a five star restaurant with O.J. and his pretty blonde girlfriend. What impressed my friend was Simpson's size. He was a big, strong fellow who liked his steak. "O.J., a blonde, and a steak knife ... I never imagined I'd see it. And live to tell." I asked my friend, a Golden Gloves boxer, "Could you have fought him off?" "No." Trying to explain Gov. Brylcreem's odd mannerisms, #8 mentioned a couple of things I didn't know (dyslexia and alcohol problem). Hmmm. Makes sense. When I first saw, earlier this year, his shimmy shimmy shimmy manoeuvre with his shoulders, I thought to myself, this man is insane, and he can't contain his insanity. He looks like he's about to burst. When speaking in public, he's more handsy than Dana Carvey doing his impression of the elder President Bush. In high school speech class, we were taught to use our hands naturally when public speaking, but not to act in a way that made us look ridiculous After a reporter handed him the Sig Sauer pistol, Newscum lies his ass off with "I'm not anti-gun at all. I'm just for some gun safety, common sense. I'm challenged by large capacity magazine clips (sic) in urban centers. Weapons of war (sic) somethies outgunning the police." He knows nothing about firearms, other than that he doesn't want civilians to have them for any reason. Actually, he's not much smarter than Heel Up Harris. He's a blondie.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: DVC 7/16/2025 5:13:24 PM (No. 1978360)
Re #8, possibly covering for Parkinsons? IIRC, Michael Fox said that he could stop the symptoms temporarily by doing certain specific actions which required active motor control.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: Hermit_Crab 7/16/2025 9:06:54 PM (No. 1978452)
'Randall-Flagg Lite' Heh, good one Beege. (For those who don't know 'Randall Flagg' is a recurring character in the Stephen King novel universe, somewhat synonymous with the Devil, / Satan / the anti-christ etc.. Most notable in "The Stand" but also appears in several other novels , with occasionally different names, but the same entity.)
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