The FBI Asks Americans to Report Crimes.
Things Go About as Well as You'd Expect.
PJ Media,
by
Victoria Taft
Original Article
Posted By: ladydawgfan,
7/12/2023 1:42:18 AM
Officer, Americans would like to report the Biden Administration’s FBI for the act of social media trolling. After all, that must explain why the “premier law enforcement agency” and political monkey wenchers that interfered with the 2016, 2020, and 2024 presidential elections laughably issued an appeal for Americans to come forward and report crimes.
The FBI issued a tweet that used a flowery script against a mauve pink background inviting Americans to “Speak Now.” “Justice is better than revenge,” the FBI’s tweet stated. “You may not be Superman, but you can help the #FBI protect the country. If you have information about a federal crime, speak now.”
Reply 1 - Posted by:
john56 7/12/2023 1:50:09 AM (No. 1510824)
Dear FBI
I know of a drug addict who is selling access to his daddy a politician for years. Interested?
40 people like this.
Reply 2 - Posted by:
DiegoDude 7/12/2023 4:59:09 AM (No. 1510858)
So I report known criminal activity and they raid me? No thanks. I'll give the local cops a tip first.
28 people like this.
Reply 3 - Posted by:
mifla 7/12/2023 5:16:24 AM (No. 1510860)
Leave a report that reflects badly on the current administration and you will be meeting the Feds at your home at 3 am. Be prepared to leave immediately.
24 people like this.
Reply 4 - Posted by:
EJKrausJr 7/12/2023 5:47:54 AM (No. 1510871)
The FBI has become the Biden Geheime Staatspolizei. Report your neighbors. Report your parents. Report anyone suspicious. Report. Report. Report. Beladen Sie die Züge they ordered. History repeats itself.
25 people like this.
Reply 5 - Posted by:
Krause 7/12/2023 5:59:48 AM (No. 1510874)
I would like to report an invasion of people coming through our southern border with Mexico. You can actually see people walking across the Rio Grande river. I believe it is against our laws for people to do this. Why aren't we stopping this? Please check this out. I also heard there are lots of fatal type drugs coming across too. Would like to know who is in charge of this area.
31 people like this.
Reply 6 - Posted by:
chumley 7/12/2023 6:50:11 AM (No. 1510899)
There was a time when I trusted the system and would have called if I knew anything. Now? No way in hell. They have overthrown the legitimate government of the US, and really we are better off with the private crooks. At least they are taking a chance when they commit their crimes.
14 people like this.
Reply 7 - Posted by:
privateer 7/12/2023 7:31:39 AM (No. 1510921)
The Land Of The Free, and the Home Of The Brave (FBI Version)
6 people like this.
Reply 8 - Posted by:
Aspen02 7/12/2023 7:59:44 AM (No. 1510947)
Can I report a stolen election in 2020?
24 people like this.
Reply 9 - Posted by:
Mizz Fixxit 7/12/2023 8:06:42 AM (No. 1510957)
Poster 3 is correct. Have an exit strategy.
8 people like this.
Reply 10 - Posted by:
DVC 7/12/2023 8:07:40 AM (No. 1510959)
I want to report a massive criminal political conspiracy by the FBI, DoJ and CIA to overthrow a sitting president.
I wonder if the FBI will carefully investigate this?
/s off
15 people like this.
Reply 11 - Posted by:
bpl40 7/12/2023 8:11:11 AM (No. 1510962)
The worst "Federal Crime" being a desire for a single standard of justice through fair elections. That they will never forgive. In East Germany they spelt it STAASI. Here they spell it F- B - I.
10 people like this.
Reply 12 - Posted by:
red1066 7/12/2023 8:56:10 AM (No. 1510996)
Why leave out the 2018 elections? Remember the Russia conspiracy BS was in full swing for that election as well.
11 people like this.
Anyone dumb enough to voluntarily interact with the FBI deserves what they get.
We had crude oil thefts that were clearly a Russian and Cuban organized crime ring. We packaged the whole thing up and handed it to the local cops.
I’ve reported similar theft to the feds (who have an alleged task force). All the questions were led by an EPA person looking for a violation. They had zero interest in helping catch criminals who were literally pulling up and stealing crude with vacuum trucks. Turns out it was assets of the feds doing it.
15 people like this.
Reply 14 - Posted by:
Gina 7/12/2023 9:03:47 AM (No. 1511006)
I'm so angry at the FBI and I won't listen to anything they have to say. I want the entire FBI disbanded and lets start up something new and give them more oversite and limited power.
11 people like this.
Reply 15 - Posted by:
snowoutlaw 7/12/2023 9:24:56 AM (No. 1511020)
Don't do it unless you want the IRS to come knocking.
10 people like this.
Reply 16 - Posted by:
zoidberg 7/12/2023 10:52:56 AM (No. 1511092)
This is the United States of America, not the Deutsche Demokratische Republik.
3 people like this.
Reply 17 - Posted by:
stablemoney 7/12/2023 11:16:21 AM (No. 1511109)
The Israeli American citizen reported Biden's crimes to the FBI, and the DOJ indicted him.
8 people like this.
Reply 18 - Posted by:
BarryNo 7/12/2023 11:18:53 AM (No. 1511111)
This like asking Lex Luthor to investigate the League of Evil.
3 people like this.
Reply 19 - Posted by:
RayLRiv 7/12/2023 11:37:29 AM (No. 1511118)
I DON'T trust the FBI, DOJ or any LEO anymore.
They're all in it for themselves, their pensions and the DemoRAT party
4 people like this.
Reply 20 - Posted by:
rosefenn 7/12/2023 12:04:49 PM (No. 1511134)
I'M no snitch!
2 people like this.
Reply 21 - Posted by:
mc squared 7/12/2023 12:08:30 PM (No. 1511137)
Does anyone think that this is 1950? A contact with the FBI will likely get you an investigated for some kind of 'fishing' expedition. How do you know that? Where have you been? Do you have children in the Old Country?
Nothing they can't make worse.
3 people like this.
Reply 22 - Posted by:
dbdiva 7/12/2023 12:12:35 PM (No. 1511140)
To FBI:
I'm reporting on the crime thousands of people are committing each week, perhaps several days a week: all those faithful Catholics must be apprehended and prosecuted PDQ!!!
Additionally, something must absolutely be done about those awful pro-life people who stand across the street from abortionists offices praying for the women inside and for the babies they want to abort. All of these people are destroying the fabric of our country.!!! They must be stopped at all costs!
From FBI: Thank you for notifying us of these egregious and horrifying crimes. We have assigned teams of agents to immediately end these terrorist scourges that are destroying our country. Thank you for standing with us in this fight. We appreciate citizens like you who understand what our country is up against.
2 people like this.
Reply 23 - Posted by:
broken01 7/13/2023 8:51:01 AM (No. 1511741)
That's like asking the Joker to report crimes in Gotham City.
1 person likes this.
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Heh! THAT went over like a proverbial phart in church!!