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Crews rescue woman who fell in 'vault
toilet' in Olympic National Forest after
her phone fell in

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Posted By: konocti95, 4/25/2022 11:17:25 AM

QUILCENE, Wash. - Two Jefferson County fire departments rescued a California woman who became stuck in a vault toilet at the top of Mount Walker on Tuesday after falling in the toilet to retrieve her phone. Mount Walker is located in Quilcene, Washington and is part of the Olympic National Forest. The woman told rescuers that she dropped her cell phone down into the vault toilet while she was using it. She tried to take the toilet apart to get it, but when that didn't work, she said she used her dog's leash to try and fish it out.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: konocti95 4/25/2022 11:21:17 AM (No. 1137719)
It was probably an iPhone but surprisingly she wasn't from Florida (although California is a close second).
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Reply 2 - Posted by: Digiconver 4/25/2022 11:29:44 AM (No. 1137730)
I wonder if she has a brother named Clyde.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: konocti95 4/25/2022 11:31:48 AM (No. 1137731)
Her pride nearly killed her but was fortunate enough to get a signal inside the concrete vault. I guess everything came out well in the end.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: rocket-j-squirrel 4/25/2022 11:39:07 AM (No. 1137736)
I predict this will become a Schadenthread.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: Nimby 4/25/2022 11:44:37 AM (No. 1137745)
Nut case!!
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Reply 6 - Posted by: mc squared 4/25/2022 11:48:37 AM (No. 1137746)
Took me a while but I figured it out - a porta-potty. Should be a Jeopardy question.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: Birddog 4/25/2022 11:52:32 AM (No. 1137751)
The term is "Outhouse", she went headfirst, though the chit-hole, into the cesspool of an Outhouse...Intentionally...over a Cell Phone. Perhaps there is(or will be) a TikTok from her...sharing the experience?
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Reply 8 - Posted by: rytwng 4/25/2022 12:25:03 PM (No. 1137780)
What Schiffty story.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: bighambone 4/25/2022 12:28:20 PM (No. 1137783)
You know that she had to be from California, as who else would take a head first dive down the toilet hole in an outhouse?
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Reply 10 - Posted by: DVC 4/25/2022 1:22:31 PM (No. 1137825)
These are NOT 'porta potties'. These are a standard Forest Service design, all identical all over the country, I have seen them in National Parks and Nat Forest campgrounds in many states. They are a large concrete unit, I think pre-cast and buried on site. About 8 ft by 8 ft footprint, concrete slab, which is the roof of the roughly 7 or 8 ft deep chamber. A white plastic stool on top, some toilet paper dispensers and a wooden building around it. Very dimwitted to climb down on dog leashes, without even considering the extreme "ick factor".
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Reply 11 - Posted by: enemyofthestate 4/25/2022 5:57:30 PM (No. 1138085)
She's from California. That's a partial explanation right there. The phone is probably one of those that 0bama gave out.
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