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It’s Been
3 Days Since Super Bowl. You Thought KC
Won? Nope. San Francisco Was Just Announced
the Surprise Winner

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Posted By: mc squared, 2/15/2024 11:14:56 AM

It’s been three days since the Super Bowl ended. Silly you. You thought it was over. You actually thought Kansas City, Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift won. You might have even seen them out celebrating at a Las Vegas nightclub until 5 AM. [snip] The refs counting the scores suddenly found a water pipe explosion in the showers adjacent to the locker room and ordered everyone to go home for the night. [snip] When officials of the Kansas City Chiefs returned in the morning, they were shocked to find out they lost. It turns out the refs kept counting after all- with no witnesses.

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Remember when the Watergate crowd was referred to as 'plumbers'? They were on to something. expect more of this.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Mizz Fixxit 2/15/2024 11:22:50 AM (No. 1658347)
Good satire by Wayne Allyn Root.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: DVC 2/15/2024 12:26:20 PM (No. 1658403)
They discovered a lot of new video of the game that shows a different outcome. /s off
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Reply 3 - Posted by: MickTurn 2/15/2024 12:42:55 PM (No. 1658419)
Maybe Taylor Swift will buy the 49'ers...good luck with that. Sing to them and they will play better...Snark, GFAWWW, HA HA HA!
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Reply 4 - Posted by: Highlander 2/15/2024 12:52:58 PM (No. 1658441)
Where did a water main break?
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Reply 5 - Posted by: rememberwhen 2/15/2024 12:56:49 PM (No. 1658445)
The same place one broke in Atlanta on election night 2020, #4. Nowhere!
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Reply 6 - Posted by: mc squared 2/15/2024 1:03:09 PM (No. 1658449)
From Fox 5 Atlanta 11-3-20: Officials in Fulton County had previously resumed counting tens of thousands of absentee ballots at State Farm Arena Wednesday morning after a delay caused by the pipe burst. / As of 7 p.m. on Wednesday Fulton County Elections officials said 30,000 absentee ballots were not processed due to a pipe burst. Officials reassured voters that none of the ballots were damaged and the water was quickly cleaned up.\ But the emergency delayed officials from processing ballots between 5:30 a.m. and 9:30 a.m.\ Officials say they continued to count beginning at 8:30 a.m. Wednesday. https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/pipe-burst-at-state-farm-arena-delays-absentee-ballot-processing
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Reply 7 - Posted by: hoosierblue 2/16/2024 7:39:48 AM (No. 1658902)
Is this an attempt to explain the elections to sports nuts so that they can understand what is going on in our country.
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