Please sir, can he have some vegan food?
SBF's family call 'hellhole' Bahamas prison
to request special diet for son as he
rots in hospital wing away from general
population - after being denied bail for
$1.8billion fraud
Daily Mail (UK),
by
Sophie Mann
Original Article
Posted By: Dreadnought,
12/15/2022 10:13:04 PM
Sam Bankman-Fried's family reportedly called his Bahamian jail to request special vegan meals for him.
The disgraced 'crypto king' was charged this week with multiple financial crimes following the shock collapse of FTX and its partner Alameda Research. On Tuesday, he was denied $250,000 cash bail and an ankle monitor and is currently residing in the Fox Hill jail. But he is reportedly being kept on the hospital wing and away from the general population inmates. SBF's attorneys previously argued his vegan diet is a reason he should be released as he awaits his February 8 extradition hearing.
They also asked the court to consider his daily medications, which include
Reply 1 - Posted by:
Califedup 12/15/2022 10:18:16 PM (No. 1357765)
One thing we can be sure of about this communist death democrat thief's future - He will be getting plenty of protein in his daily diet from his fellow prisoners. Talk about having hard reality slap you in the face.
Why hasn't his parents who are clearly his accomplices also in jail awaiting trial?
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
Rama41 12/15/2022 10:40:42 PM (No. 1357779)
Maybe they can let him use the free weights.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
itsonlyme 12/15/2022 11:04:56 PM (No. 1357790)
Throw him into general population
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
padiva 12/15/2022 11:13:17 PM (No. 1357795)
yes #3, many people will want to 'meet' him.
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
janjan 12/15/2022 11:16:33 PM (No. 1357799)
No one is crying because this little creep doesn’t like the menu in prison. Maybe Maxine Waters can help him. Oh wait, she’s gone pretty silent.
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
Lawsy0 12/15/2022 11:49:07 PM (No. 1357810)
IMO, the Fox Hill prison would be better equipped to serve a vegan diet than any of the posh Bahamian hotels the man's mother could suggest. Poor guy is going to starve before justice is served, tsk tsk.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
EJKrausJr 12/15/2022 11:53:34 PM (No. 1357813)
Where's the Harem girl? Ratting on her boyfriend of course. No love lost among theives.
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
Ketchuplover 12/16/2022 12:18:59 AM (No. 1357821)
The whole purpose is for him to commit Epstein-cide while in jail. That's why he was arrested and the head of the Bahamas said he'll not extradite him till February. Plenty of time for his final chapter. He was arrested so that he could not testify anything or implicate anyone before Congress.
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That lunk is the fattest vegan I’ve ever seen. Maybe he should talk to Jared about the Subway diet.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
DVC 12/16/2022 12:27:06 AM (No. 1357827)
LOL!
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
smokincol 12/16/2022 12:32:24 AM (No. 1357831)
it's too late now but maybe this will wake up this joker to see what kind of felonious parents he has and they will let him take the fall if they aren't charged
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
RadioGuy77 12/16/2022 1:01:50 AM (No. 1357854)
Never mind SBF or his 2 parents. It's the head of the SEC who was in on this grift, and allowed FTX to operate without any oversite. The bloody head of the bloody SEC! That's getting pretty far up the food chain.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
Vaquero45 12/16/2022 1:26:29 AM (No. 1357861)
If you commit crimes in a foreign country, you’re liable to end up in a foreign jail - and they’re ALL bad.
Little Sammy is gonna find out the “hard” way…
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
mean Gene 12/16/2022 1:58:38 AM (No. 1357865)
The Bahamas are a tax haven.
That's why the prisons are in such bad shape.
It's what he wanted.
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
mifla 12/16/2022 4:22:07 AM (No. 1357887)
The J6 protesters also have complaints and they are being ignored.
How does it feel, liberal?
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
BirdsNest 12/16/2022 4:50:21 AM (No. 1357901)
I knew he was a puke. Now I am sure of it. That healthy vegan lifestyle.....ha!
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
DCGIRL 12/16/2022 5:24:04 AM (No. 1357912)
I want to see the dirt that this guy did by money laundering our tax dollars from Ukraine. I don't want to see another penny go to that country. I want to see this guy and his ex girlfriend rot in prison.
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
BarryNo 12/16/2022 7:01:37 AM (No. 1357949)
I find it more than suspicious that this guy is arrested by police in the Bahamas practically hours before he's scheduled to give Congressional testimony on his crimes. And he's isolated from the general population of the prison?
Sounds like an extended vacation with an excuse that shuts him up, to me. When will he get Epsteined?
I think every last one of the political peeps who received FTX money should be charged as co-conspirators with this guy, forced to pay restitution to FTX's investors, and to step down from the offices they held. They've earned Bernie Madoff treatment.
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
SkeezerMcGee 12/16/2022 7:03:21 AM (No. 1357950)
Democrat and Republican campaign contribution recipients know that candy-ass SBF will disclose the truth regarding the $millions of campaign contributions laundered through Ukraine and his discussions with SEC head, Gary Gensler, all of which information is being ignored by Congress, all media except Fox News and Newsmax, and by Twitter.
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
Hazymac 12/16/2022 7:45:15 AM (No. 1357970)
You can almost hear the crypto-swindler begging the jailer for his veggies. What does he hear in return? "Vegan food? You're in jail, man." He wants his Adderall, too. Good luck, Chuck. Schadenfreude can be more delicious than a can of Spam.
Years ago comedian Chris Rock did a routine about the most feared man in prison: the Tossed Salad Man. As a vegan, SBF should expect his salad to be well tossed. Seeing the parental units brings a smile as well. They taught him to be the way he is, and probably ought to join him in the hoosegow. What can one say? SBF screwed up as badly as one can screw up. Now he is paying for the "J.P. Morgan" fun he had. How does it feeeel?
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
franq 12/16/2022 8:38:06 AM (No. 1358019)
The end result of sin is never pretty.
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I love that “as he rots away in prison” crap. He hasn’t even been there long enough to need to shave that fat baby face. Nevertheless, his life is in danger and it’s not from the prisoners. Wish my “give-a-damn o-meter” still worked.
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Reply 23 - Posted by:
homefry 12/16/2022 8:48:46 AM (No. 1358044)
If he dont like the menu, he shoulda stayed at home.
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Reply 24 - Posted by:
hershey 12/16/2022 8:51:48 AM (No. 1358047)
Gee, he wants vegan food??? So cut some grass and give it to him...he needs to eat whatever the other inmates are eating...is there a vegan version of waygu beef? Grown in a tank? Just asking...
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Reply 25 - Posted by:
bad-hair 12/16/2022 8:59:48 AM (No. 1358057)
So he's gonna have to eat rats like everybody else.
MENU ... Rat enCerise, Rat DeL'orange or Rat Surprise (Rat without cherry of orange)
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Reply 26 - Posted by:
Quigley 12/16/2022 9:03:48 AM (No. 1358064)
Surely the parents know their use of him to fund dims makes him expendable.
Like bidet turned huncher into pervert bagman and daughter into miss sniffed alot, they turned their humunculus into a dim freak who did things which make him an inconvenient truth.
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Reply 27 - Posted by:
Heil Liberals 12/16/2022 9:06:22 AM (No. 1358069)
Rot in piece.
But, not before the Great Big Book of Donations is made public.
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Reply 28 - Posted by:
Strike3 12/16/2022 9:08:19 AM (No. 1358073)
Plenty of rats to supplement his diet. This is quite a change from his luxurious penthouse, dressing in beach clothes and daily visits to Starbucks. His parents created this monster.
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Reply 29 - Posted by:
MickTurn 12/16/2022 9:31:04 AM (No. 1358102)
Yep, stick yo head into the large bowl and bon appetite!
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Reply 30 - Posted by:
Shells 12/16/2022 9:56:16 AM (No. 1358136)
So…. This fat arse loser paid off dem politicians left and right to buy influence and ensure that his crime spree continued unimpeded.
Now…. He probably won’t live to see 2023 because these same pols can’t allow him to sing about their involvement in his felonious cluster fark.
Irony is fun!
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Reply 31 - Posted by:
GoodDeal 12/16/2022 10:33:32 AM (No. 1358171)
Mommy and daddy have spoiled the little darling so well his Whole life. Maybe set up a deal with Uber Eats and Door Dash. Bribing the prison officials should help to.
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Reply 32 - Posted by:
JJ 12/16/2022 10:34:14 AM (No. 1358173)
Correct Reply #9, Michael Moore is a vegan
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Reply 33 - Posted by:
snowoutlaw 12/16/2022 10:38:46 AM (No. 1358175)
Isn't bread and water the standard fair in jail?
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Reply 34 - Posted by:
RayLRiv 12/16/2022 11:01:43 AM (No. 1358191)
That headline reminds me of that scene in the movie Oliver!
"Please sir can I have some more?"
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Reply 35 - Posted by:
udanja99 12/16/2022 11:17:57 AM (No. 1358209)
Feed him nothing but 50% fat ground beef.
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Reply 36 - Posted by:
Birddog 12/16/2022 11:21:24 AM (No. 1358212)
Pasty, pale, and pudgy...dude was never out in the sun and water. He didn't live in the Bahamas, he lived in a luxury suite with the Bahamas outside the windows. It could have been anywhere with video screens instead of glass showing the same views.
The REAL reason he is soooo desperate to get out? He doesn't want to associate with Haitians....which make up nearly all of criminals in the Bahamas
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Reply 37 - Posted by:
Golden Goose 12/16/2022 12:05:46 PM (No. 1358236)
This pitiful doofus was bred and raised by morons.
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Reply 38 - Posted by:
hope27 12/16/2022 11:38:08 PM (No. 1358580)
" . . . parents, law professors Joseph Bankman and Barbara Fried, were at their son's Tuesday hearing in the Bahamas.
According to a report in CoinDesk, Barbara audibly laughed during the hearing when her son was referred to as a 'fugitive.'
In the Bahamian jail, which is known to be overcrowded and infested with rodents and maggots, Bankman-Fried has his own room in the medical block of the maximum-security section of the jail.
SBF's other notable family members include his brother, Gabriel Bankman-Fried, who has stepped down as the director of the DC-based non-profit Guardians Against Pandemics.
Meanwhile his aunt Linda Fried is the dean of the public-health school at Columbia University."
She audibly laughed? Enjoy your future weirdos
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