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Scientists name newly-discovered ancient
ten-tentacled sea creature after Biden,
and the jokes roll in

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Posted By: ladydawgfan, 3/12/2022 4:19:38 PM

President Joe Biden recently received the honor of having an extinct type of squid named after him. Paleontologists have long discovered various prehistoric remains in Montana. Usually, dinosaur bones get the limelight, but the truth is all manner of creatures are discovered in the Treasure State, which has been underwater at various points in its history. One such sea creature was unearthed in the Bear Gulch limestone formation in 1988, and from there was donated to Canada’s Royal Ontario Museum, apparently without anyone taking a second glance at it. More recently, Christopher Whalen, a paleontologist

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The creature is smarter and more well preserved, despite Dementia Joe being older!!

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Jethro bo 3/12/2022 4:34:49 PM (No. 1098131)
I understand the connection based on low intelligence and spineless but I don't see a diaper on the fossil.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: kono 3/12/2022 5:06:20 PM (No. 1098152)
To infer from this discovery that all ancestral cephalopods had 10 arms is not rational from only the evidence mentioned herein. All it confirms is that at least one ancestral cephalopod had 10. But I guess the invalid inference given is about par for the course for CNN science reporting.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: Moritz55 3/12/2022 5:12:13 PM (No. 1098154)
Brandonopus
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Reply 4 - Posted by: BarryNo 3/12/2022 5:26:19 PM (No. 1098169)
And I still say someone suggest Biden because the entire family is a bunch of grasping, predatory, cannibalistic molluscs, older than dirt or sea water.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: snakeoil 3/12/2022 5:29:40 PM (No. 1098172)
What a horrible thing to do to a fossil. But it would have been an ideal dim. It had 10 arms to pick your pocket.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: walcb 3/12/2022 5:38:51 PM (No. 1098180)
Who better to name a fake new fossil after than a fake fossil president.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: Bur Oak 3/12/2022 7:49:05 PM (No. 1098293)
The sea creature doesn't deserve this.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: mifla 3/13/2022 5:59:12 AM (No. 1098505)
Pretty sure that this fossil will be sent an absentee ballot next November.
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