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Bud & Lou Discuss the Pandemic

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Posted By: mc squared, 9/20/2021 11:59:33 AM

Bud: I got my vaccination. I am now protected from the virus. Lou: Not me. No one’s gonna jab a needle in my arm. Bud: You must. Lou: Why? Bud: To protect me. Lou: From the virus? Bud: Yes. Lou: But I thought you said you were vaccinated. Bud: I am. Lou: You’re protected? Bud: Correct. Lou: From the virus? Bud: Yes. Lou: So, I don’t need a vaccination. Bud: But you do. Lou: Why? Bud: To protect me. Lou: I thought you were vaccinated. Bud: I am. Lou: And the vaccination protects you? Bud: It does. Lou: So, I don’t need to get vaccinated to protect you because you’re already protected from the virus by the vaccination you already got.

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Amid all the awful news, I thought this might be a break. Read it from the original page: it 'flows' better

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Reply 1 - Posted by: PlayItAgain 9/20/2021 12:03:21 PM (No. 920702)
Some interesting news from DNC University. Left wing scientists have discovered that when I sit in the shade, your sun screen stops working!
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Reply 2 - Posted by: Cindiana 9/20/2021 12:05:21 PM (No. 920706)
Everyone, please take a minute or two to read this. You will absolutely love it. It's perfection! Thanks for sharing this, OP!
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Reply 3 - Posted by: Laotzu 9/20/2021 12:12:10 PM (No. 920712)
The Right needs to be generating stuff like this hourly. The Left deserves your constant derision. To respond with anything less to anything said by the Left lends credence to the idea that they might actually say something someday. They won't. Mock them constantly and endlessly as the power-mad fools they are. Again, I say -- reason is dead. We are in the early days of the Dark Ages II.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: Toby Ten Bears 9/20/2021 12:19:17 PM (No. 920720)
Mask in place of vaccination also works... "Where's your mask"? "Doesn't your mask work"? "Yes"... and on and on... the endless loop of fear mongering.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: LeftCoast 9/20/2021 12:19:47 PM (No. 920721)
Outstanding. Bud & Lou are smiling.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: Avikingman 9/20/2021 12:24:11 PM (No. 920726)
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." Lost Marbles
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Reply 7 - Posted by: Maggie2u 9/20/2021 12:30:25 PM (No. 920732)
What we need to do is memorize this and when we're with a friend in a public place like a restaurant or bus etc. have this 'conversation.' Sort of guerrilla warfare. At least a few people might stop being woke and wake up or at least have a laugh.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: LanceLink1 9/20/2021 12:34:52 PM (No. 920736)
Somebody needs to perform this onstage. Dennis Miller and James Woods?
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Reply 9 - Posted by: Thos Weatherby 9/20/2021 12:49:10 PM (No. 920747)
These numbers are from the CDC. Now remember even if you catch the virus you have OVER a 99% chance of survival. So do you want the vaccine? New VAERS numbers 701,559 Adverse Events 60,741 Hospitalizations 80.393 Urgent Care 6.637 Heart Attacks 5.765 Myocarditis 1.862 Miscarrages 19.210 Disabled 14.925 Deaths So far in the US
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Reply 10 - Posted by: Sully 9/20/2021 1:07:04 PM (No. 920774)
Genius. Bit too long. Should be 2 articles.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: Ketchuplover 9/20/2021 1:54:27 PM (No. 920819)
This is great! Thanks for posting! I NEVER get tired of hearing "Who's on First". And this satire is deliciously biting!
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Reply 12 - Posted by: DVC 9/20/2021 2:08:17 PM (No. 920831)
This would be hilarious.....if it wasn't so sad, disgusting and DEADLY.
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Reply 13 - Posted by: downnout 9/20/2021 4:05:21 PM (No. 920945)
This is simply brilliant!!! Well done!
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Reply 14 - Posted by: snakeoil 9/20/2021 4:18:16 PM (No. 920954)
Was mildly smiling through this column until I found out what Dr. Jill is a doctor of. Then I cracked up. Well done.
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Reply 15 - Posted by: MickTurn 9/20/2021 6:09:08 PM (No. 921050)
Bud and Lou? Who's on Covid First? I don't know...and they have NO CLUE!
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