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Why Tampax blames Amy Schumer for shortage
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Posted By: konocti95, 6/9/2022 11:59:38 AM

It’s probably not something you want to hear on a Thursday morning, but Procter & Gamble is blaming Amy Schumer for the national tampon shortage. Didn’t know there was a national tampon shortage? Well, there is, among all the country’s other woes. Actually, the shortage of tampons might explain the country’s other woes.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Rich323 6/9/2022 12:35:39 PM (No. 1180818)
She’s a whore, so she probably needs five packages at a time to plug herself.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: Maggie2u 6/9/2022 12:45:40 PM (No. 1180830)
Oh, for crying out loud. The reason for the shortage is because of the increased demand for them by boys and men who are now menstruating. And if you argue about that, you are a hater and bigot.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: mean Gene 6/9/2022 12:57:27 PM (No. 1180844)
Suddenly we don't know "what is a woman," so, of course, we've doubled the number of tampon wearers. A two year lag between her commercials and this shortage is a complete disconnect in the world of product ads. She is not to blame.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: Ribicon 6/9/2022 1:06:07 PM (No. 1180853)
I posted a version of this yesterday from the Daily Mail, but it was deleted. The ads are exceedingly vulgar, including one where Amy demonstrates insertion using a jelly donut and jokes about sticking it in a little farther. When I was a kid these products were advertised so discreetly that you'd not even know what was being sold, but now that America has been fundamentally transformed, there is no limit to our celebration of any and all bodily functions, even in front of the children.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: padiva 6/9/2022 1:06:39 PM (No. 1180854)
OK! Who is buying them for Malotov cocktails?
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Reply 6 - Posted by: Luandir 6/9/2022 1:33:14 PM (No. 1180870)
No doubt there are many within the Regime who are celebrating America's appearing "like a Third World beneficiary of humanitarian aid, a humiliating reversal for what was once the country most likely to distribute such aid." With everything else we've learned about the Left, can there be any doubt this was part of the plan?
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Reply 7 - Posted by: OK state mom 6/9/2022 2:02:16 PM (No. 1180906)
I don't agree with Amy Schumer on politics but I like her. That may get me banned from this site. She's married to a seemingly nice man. They have a child. She vomited every day of her pregnancy, so is reported, including the day of birth. #1's description is far off base. I really liked the reality cooking show she and her husband did together. It was a fairly realistic show featuring real life mistakes and foods to make. No way is she to fault for this shortfall.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: seamusm 6/9/2022 2:17:04 PM (No. 1180921)
I think the trannies are responsible. Yuck, that's disgusting.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: zoidberg 6/9/2022 3:30:46 PM (No. 1180979)
P&G needs to stop ragging on Amy Schumer.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: Faithfully 6/9/2022 9:37:11 PM (No. 1181256)
Amy Schumer is a creep.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: LaVallette 6/10/2022 7:37:14 AM (No. 1181507)
Did not anticipate all those additional transgender "women" !
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