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Posted By: Beardo, 5/31/2022 9:50:16 PM

An appellate court in California has held that bumblebees are fish: The issue presented here is whether the bumble bee, a terrestrial invertebrate, falls within the definition of fish, as that term is used in the definitions of endangered species in section 2062, threatened species in section 2067, and candidate species (i.e., species being considered for listing as endangered or threatened species) in section 2068 of the Act. It takes 35 pages of tortured logic in an opinion that reads like a parody, but the court concludes that bumblebees indeed are fish within the meaning of California’s environmental laws.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: mizzmac 5/31/2022 10:01:30 PM (No. 1171912)
Well, of course it is. In no one's world. Because you can get honey from a fish, bees swim, and men can be "birthing persons." Or something like that.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: ChattyCatsSusan 5/31/2022 10:14:22 PM (No. 1171917)
This is the dumbest thing I have ever read. And there is plenty of dumb out there right now.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: wilarrbie 5/31/2022 10:29:48 PM (No. 1171934)
But only if the bee chooses to identify as a fish, in which case it will be an actual fish. Because science.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: smokincol 5/31/2022 11:53:34 PM (No. 1171982)
is this the epitome of nonsensical?
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Reply 5 - Posted by: DVC 6/1/2022 12:04:34 AM (No. 1171989)
It is literally impossible to think up sarcastic jokes that are weirder than what these lunatic judges actually BELIEVE. No way this can stand up to further judicial review, right? They are beyond jokes....purely insanity.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: Oldenoughtoknowbetter 6/1/2022 12:22:51 AM (No. 1171999)
I heard that Nancy Pelosi's husband is a fish.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: Birddog 6/1/2022 12:28:53 AM (No. 1172003)
Geez...amending a legislated LAW is done by the Legislatures, and if they have declined to do so? That is that until the next try. If the plaintiffs did not attempt that route, then the court should have immediately sent them there. Even the SEC overreach via regulatory interpretation beyond the Law was recently smacked down. This is ludicrous.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: Highlander 6/1/2022 2:05:11 AM (No. 1172023)
Reply 6: Because he drinks like one?
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Reply 9 - Posted by: jerrodmason 6/1/2022 2:26:43 AM (No. 1172026)
As long as they identify as fish, why not?
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Reply 10 - Posted by: konocti95 6/1/2022 3:32:39 AM (No. 1172048)
So that's why Teddy never went to the slammer, Mary Jo Kopechne was actually a fish! Who knew?!?!
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Reply 11 - Posted by: laurenc 6/1/2022 4:59:38 AM (No. 1172054)
Why not? A person who has a penis is a woman.
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Reply 12 - Posted by: 5 handicap 6/1/2022 5:47:29 AM (No. 1172072)
There is great need for B(insert I)TCH Slapping in California Appellate Courts!
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Reply 13 - Posted by: bad-hair 6/1/2022 7:19:19 AM (No. 1172127)
So what do you use as bait ? Roses ?
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Reply 14 - Posted by: Daisymay 6/1/2022 7:35:19 AM (No. 1172141)
Well, that's no surprise! If they can't tell a Man from a Woman, why would we expect them to tell a Bumble Bee from a Fish! I can't wait to see how they explain Fish can Fly and Bees can Swim!
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Reply 15 - Posted by: Old Army Vet 6/1/2022 8:54:37 AM (No. 1172232)
I just explained to my dog, Ginger I said, if you move to Kalifornia you can be a pelican. With a puzzled look on her face I went on, if you are a pelican you can eat fish. I did warn her, however, if you try to eat fish you have to be careful of the small ones with wings. Those are the ones that can fly and sting you so be very selective of the fish you choose. Ginger just looked at me like I was nuts and went back to sleep.
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Reply 16 - Posted by: Attila DiMedici 6/1/2022 9:04:00 AM (No. 1172243)
I would like to note that while this is ridiculous, the law itself includes a definition of "fish", which can be read to include bees. In fact, the definition seems to definitively include bees as fish, although the examples given in the law clearly indicate that those who wrote the law only intended to include aquatic invertebrates (they did not however actually write that the definition of "fish" so as to do so).
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Reply 17 - Posted by: Strike3 6/1/2022 9:04:31 AM (No. 1172244)
This is just one of the many strange things going on in California. I used to travel there on business trips and the climate was ideal, the people, not so much. In their defense, I've actually seen bees swim. They buzz around in a little circle on the surface of the water until a fish notices and eats them. Does that make the fish a cannibal?
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Reply 18 - Posted by: thomthomp 6/1/2022 9:12:22 AM (No. 1172251)
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. - George Orwell, 1984 Things that happen that don't support the agenda didn't happen. The guilty are pronounced not guilty. Men can be women, racism is anti-racism, and now bumblebees are fish. We have descended into insanity. Orwell wasn't writing fiction. He was writing prophecy.
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Reply 19 - Posted by: NamVet70 6/1/2022 9:56:07 AM (No. 1172327)
I'd like to see them catch and release one.
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Reply 20 - Posted by: DVC 6/1/2022 11:15:37 AM (No. 1172431)
I have a four year old grand niece who would answer the "Is a bumblebee a fish?" question with, "No, don't be silly, it a BUG not a fish. Fish swim in the water!" But, federal judges aren't as smart as a four year old little girl these days.
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Reply 21 - Posted by: kono 6/1/2022 3:40:23 PM (No. 1172701)
If we call a tail a leg how many flowers can a fish pollinate in a day? While we're feasting on snark with this, it might be worth remembering that the "science" proves that Bumblebee physiology is not capable of generating sufficient lift for flight.
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