Banned airline passenger spits at cop,
defecates in patrol car after fleeing
on motorized suitcase
New York Post,
by
Yaron Steinbuch
Original Article
Posted By: Ribicon,
2/16/2022 9:59:19 AM
A woman barred from boarding a flight to the Big Apple because she appeared drunk led police on a wild chase on her motorized suitcase–before allegedly spitting at a cop and defecating in a patrol car, according to a report. Chelsea Alston, 32, is seen on the bizarre pursuit in a newly-released body cam video at Orlando International Airport, where she planned to board a Southwest Airlines flight in April 2021, WKMG reported. But a gate agent told her she appeared too intoxicated and refused to allow her to take the flight, according to the outlet, which cited court records. “I don’t want no beef.
Reply 1 - Posted by:
volksford 2/16/2022 10:14:13 AM (No. 1073527)
More and more every day I feel like I am living in a Woody Allen movie.
33 people like this.
Reply 2 - Posted by:
FLCracker 2/16/2022 10:15:41 AM (No. 1073528)
I had a picture in mind of what this person would look like, but I was wrong.
She wasn't anywhere near as heavy as I thought she would be.
And what's with the “F— you! Suck my d—!” comment? Is this actually a trans person or is she REALLY confused?
36 people like this.
Reply 3 - Posted by:
bighambone 2/16/2022 10:18:25 AM (No. 1073533)
What happened was a “cultural thing” and not a crime in accordance with leftist, progressive, and socialist Democrat politics these days, so according to socialist Democrat dogma it will be said that the police should have stayed out of the way, and allowed social workers to handle the matter. Of course the lady would then have pooped in some social worker’s car!
22 people like this.
Reply 4 - Posted by:
bgarrett 2/16/2022 10:20:30 AM (No. 1073538)
Giess the race
19 people like this.
Reply 5 - Posted by:
JunkYardDog 2/16/2022 10:28:57 AM (No. 1073544)
Drunken Chimp Out
13 people like this.
Reply 6 - Posted by:
Californian 2/16/2022 10:29:05 AM (No. 1073547)
Amish gotta Amish.
12 people like this.
Reply 7 - Posted by:
Quigley 2/16/2022 10:33:25 AM (No. 1073556)
To paraphrase the Thin Man (Nick Charles), ‘you did all that on two drinks?’
Another reason i am really enjoying never flying.
30 people like this.
Reply 8 - Posted by:
Jethro bo 2/16/2022 10:33:57 AM (No. 1073558)
Expect to see a Stuper Bowl ad featuring her and her luggage next year. Really looks like a winner compared to this years failures.
13 people like this.
Reply 9 - Posted by:
GustoGrabber 2/16/2022 10:34:50 AM (No. 1073562)
"I'm sorry, there seems to be a problem with my body cam, gonna turn it off and reset."
5 people like this.
Reply 10 - Posted by:
Troutgreen 2/16/2022 10:39:05 AM (No. 1073568)
Alcohol is a wonderful thing indeed.
7 people like this.
Reply 11 - Posted by:
caddyjak 2/16/2022 10:39:26 AM (No. 1073569)
She has a first-class ticket paid by BLM Fund.
15 people like this.
Reply 12 - Posted by:
envirodude 2/16/2022 10:50:35 AM (No. 1073581)
the aristocrats!
13 people like this.
Reply 13 - Posted by:
Krause 2/16/2022 10:53:38 AM (No. 1073584)
Kinda makes ya want to give a donation to BLM, doesn't it?
14 people like this.
Reply 14 - Posted by:
coldoc 2/16/2022 10:57:26 AM (No. 1073588)
She's just exercising her black privilege.
12 people like this.
Reply 15 - Posted by:
DVC 2/16/2022 10:59:59 AM (No. 1073589)
The usual antisocial, violent piece of trash, and the usual small, vicious ethnic subgroup.
What the hell is a 'motorized suitcase'?
15 people like this.
Reply 16 - Posted by:
FLCracker 2/16/2022 11:10:37 AM (No. 1073604)
#15, for people just too tired to walk around the airport after hours of sitting on the plane or in the waiting area, you can buy a suitcase that has a motor in it that you can sit on, and ride around the airport.
Somebody HAS to have video of the bicycle chasing the suitcase chase. It would be gold.
18 people like this.
Reply 17 - Posted by:
hershey 2/16/2022 11:17:19 AM (No. 1073614)
Motorized suitcases???? Who knew about that...
7 people like this.
Reply 18 - Posted by:
zephyrgirl 2/16/2022 11:21:19 AM (No. 1073623)
This is why I started flying first class before COVID hit.
6 people like this.
Reply 19 - Posted by:
stablemoney 2/16/2022 11:26:39 AM (No. 1073629)
You see why I do not want to fly any longer.
12 people like this.
Reply 20 - Posted by:
DVC 2/16/2022 11:32:21 AM (No. 1073633)
Re #18. Yes, we had switched to business or first class for the last four or five years before the great international ChiCom fraud hit. Much more pleasant way to travel. And away from these dangerous wild animals.
12 people like this.
Reply 21 - Posted by:
winmag 2/16/2022 11:50:18 AM (No. 1073649)
This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where the old people are chasing George down in handicapped
scooters and his runs out of battery power.
4 people like this.
Reply 22 - Posted by:
moebellini3 2/16/2022 11:56:52 AM (No. 1073654)
Just take a look at her and ask yourself, why should I be shocked by this.. They are totally out of control. And they tell us its the white supremacist we are to be afraid of. Haven't seen or heard of one white supremacist being arrested yet while they are committing 80% of the crimes in this country. Get it yet..
7 people like this.
Reply 23 - Posted by:
red1066 2/16/2022 12:11:31 PM (No. 1073673)
This whole story sounds like a Hollywood movie. A motorized suit case? Dumping in a police car? Who are these people?
3 people like this.
Reply 24 - Posted by:
rikkitikki 2/16/2022 12:12:57 PM (No. 1073675)
Put her in a cage, feed her dog food, and treat her like the animal she is mimicking.
4 people like this.
Reply 25 - Posted by:
nordlander 2/16/2022 12:33:05 PM (No. 1073693)
Yet another case of melanin intoxication.
3 people like this.
Reply 26 - Posted by:
Rumblehog 2/16/2022 12:41:47 PM (No. 1073698)
Back in the 1930's this person would be in a mental hospital for the rest of its life. Disgusting.
5 people like this.
Reply 27 - Posted by:
udanja99 2/16/2022 2:23:56 PM (No. 1073777)
Once again I have to ask (though I never get an answer) - what is it with black women?
2 people like this.
Reply 28 - Posted by:
snowoutlaw 2/16/2022 3:55:42 PM (No. 1073856)
The gate agent and cop should get a reward/bonus. Can one get a DUI for driving a suitcase?
2 people like this.
Reply 29 - Posted by:
mifla 2/17/2022 5:22:58 AM (No. 1074179)
Now that is a headline you don't see very often.
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Chelsea ain't want no beef. For a moment I had her pegged as one of the drunk brawling sisters from New Jersey busted at Disneyland in the amusing article posted yesterday. One brawler was age 31, the suitcase jockey is 32 and on her way to a New York airport, but the Disney blowout happened in October.