Justice Department tells court 'Alternative
Mueller Report' found and may soon be released
Washington Examiner,
by
Jerry Dunleavy
Original Article
Posted By: Imright,
12/3/2021 1:31:41 PM
The so-called "Alternative Mueller Report” mentioned in a book by Andrew Weissmann, a top prosecutor for special counsel Robert Mueller’s Trump-Russia investigation, has been found, according to the Department of Justice. U.S. Attorney Damian Williams of the Southern District of New York said in a Thursday evening filing in federal court that the Justice Department “has located and begun processing this record and intends to release all non-exempt portions … once processing is complete.”
Oh puh-leeze... Just call it the CYA report and be done with it.
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
Italiano 12/3/2021 1:37:25 PM (No. 996133)
Amazing, just like all those bags of Democrat ballots that seem to magically turn up in broom closets and car trunks on Election Night.
They're still terrorized by Trump.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
DVC 12/3/2021 1:54:30 PM (No. 996149)
All the made up, fake "dirt" that they couldn't jam in to the real report, they put into this Fake Report.
Likely to contain all the lies that they couldn't get ANYONE to buy into.
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
john56 12/3/2021 1:55:57 PM (No. 996150)
Maybe it will be in one of those new fonts Microsoft is releasing with its new version of Word.
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
judy 12/3/2021 2:00:21 PM (No. 996157)
Weismann & so the called JD are Two Big jokes!!!
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
Luandir 12/3/2021 2:07:43 PM (No. 996165)
A do-over even more fictitious than the first one.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
Omen55 12/3/2021 2:28:21 PM (No. 996177)
The so-called "Alternative Mueller Report”
LOL!
They mean the Andrew Weissmann report because he ran it all as Mueller was doing a Biden.
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
planetgeo 12/3/2021 2:38:12 PM (No. 996187)
Is that anything like an "alternative jury report" after a defendant has been found innocent? Oh wait...there is no such thing because it would be completely meaningless and an unethical attempt to smear the defendant.
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
cor-vet 12/3/2021 2:42:05 PM (No. 996190)
Edited by Adam Schiffless, no doubt, proving PDT was guilty!
S/O
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
daisey 12/3/2021 2:44:15 PM (No. 996193)
It was “found” on one of Weisman’s flunkies computers.
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
DHorne123 12/3/2021 2:49:32 PM (No. 996198)
Das Wëißman dößiër. Paid for by the dimokkrat national party, jawohl Herr koMrad.
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
Condor44 12/3/2021 3:02:28 PM (No. 996203)
I just finished "Laptop from Hell" by Miranda Devine. Why aren't they investigating the corrupt Biden crime family instead of rehashing the Russian collusion hoax? BTW, everyone interested in how low Biden and his family could go should read the book. Its sickening.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
smsnod 12/3/2021 3:03:55 PM (No. 996204)
Gee what a coincidence. I just found my alternative college transcript.
Turns out I graduated with honors instead of being kicked out for partying too much.
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
WhamDBambam 12/3/2021 3:06:25 PM (No. 996205)
As if anyone believes anything coming out of the so-called "Department of Justice" these days.
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
jinx 12/3/2021 3:31:33 PM (No. 996218)
Just like Hillary's billing records that mysteriously showed up in her office years later. Democrats surely do lose a lot of important papers. What about Hillary's missing emails. Wonder when they will show up? I am sick and tired of the incompetence of the so-called elite lawyers in and around DC.
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
bighambone 12/3/2021 3:51:58 PM (No. 996232)
The Democrats will keep their Russia hoax creation and all sorts of COVID happenings going until at least the 2022 off year elections, if they think they can “snow” enough of the public to make a difference for them in that election.
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
Annie Xango 12/3/2021 3:54:28 PM (No. 996234)
#15 heck, I think they were found on a table in their personal WH quarters..not even in an office.
talk about in your face!!!!
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
Kate318 12/3/2021 5:09:28 PM (No. 996286)
Uh huh. Let me guess: Trump really did it. More red meat for their moron base.
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
leonardo 12/3/2021 5:31:38 PM (No. 996296)
Psst … Wanna see the video of my Alternative Congressional-Medal-of-Honor award ceremony?
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
Petronius 12/3/2021 5:45:28 PM (No. 996303)
So the Mueller Report is like one of those cheap trashy novels with two different endings and you pick the one you want?
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
SkeezerMcGee 12/3/2021 5:46:43 PM (No. 996304)
Democrats are well known to belatedly "locate" documents, such as thousands of just discovered ballots, especially in trunks of cars. This happened throughout decades in Southeast Florida.
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So, in case no one believed the first report, they've got a 2nd one in their back pocket that people might buy ?
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Reply 23 - Posted by:
MindMadeUp 12/3/2021 6:03:15 PM (No. 996314)
I used to wonder why the Democrats didn't just get one of their many drug-lord donors to have Trump assassinated if they hate him so much. Now I realize they want him around as a demonized scape goat, an object of hate for their brainwashed followers to focus on. This new "report" will just have more scatalogical lies to throw at him and distract from the ongoing catastrophe that is Democrat rule.
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Reply 24 - Posted by:
smokincol 12/3/2021 6:41:56 PM (No. 996334)
they had James Paterson holed up in the basement of the DOJ writing this tome since Mueller passed in the "real" one.
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Reply 25 - Posted by:
Strike3 12/3/2021 7:27:03 PM (No. 996354)
At this point I would not believe either one of them. Four years to create a cover story for a work of British fiction bought by Hillary Clinton and retrieved by John McCain.
27 people like this.
Reply 26 - Posted by:
MickTurn 12/3/2021 7:35:02 PM (No. 996357)
I'm sure it contains all the Made Up BS by DemoNazi's!
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Reply 27 - Posted by:
Newtsche 12/3/2021 7:38:09 PM (No. 996360)
Andrew Weissmann, the King of Fresh Hell.
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Reply 28 - Posted by:
HonestDon 12/3/2021 9:14:31 PM (No. 996409)
It was “found” like the Rose Law Firm files "turned up"on the Clinton's coffee table - after the case was done.
Last line "once processing is complete" = "once its been properly corrected."
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Reply 29 - Posted by:
DCGIRL 12/4/2021 4:54:05 AM (No. 996506)
We are so saturated with COVID, Jan 6th bull, and the Mueller report that we don't give a damn. No one cares what comes out of this administration along with the desperate democrats.
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Reply 30 - Posted by:
Old Army Vet 12/4/2021 5:43:10 AM (No. 996525)
Sad to say but I have no confidence in anything that this administration says. They are making it up as they go along. Lying swine.
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Reply 31 - Posted by:
NeverForget 12/4/2021 6:23:12 AM (No. 996536)
Literally rewriting history. The DOJ has become The Ministry of Truth.
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Reply 32 - Posted by:
privateer 12/4/2021 6:47:21 AM (No. 996547)
The Departure of Justice mints another slug.
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Reply 33 - Posted by:
Sully 12/4/2021 6:48:36 AM (No. 996549)
LOL!
What the L does that mean? Did they "find" more votes for the 2016?? 5 years later??
Is there an "alternative" conclusion to the Mueller report: "nobody in the Trump orbit or in the entire country colluded w/russia to affect the 2016 election."
What we have here is wokeGressives living in an alternate reality. And it's just not squaring up with objective reality.
It is very difficult to puke and laugh at the same time. But I am dong it.
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Reply 34 - Posted by:
gwholmessr 12/4/2021 6:49:57 AM (No. 996550)
Doesn’t Andrew Weismann look like the kid that got beat up on the play ground for being a little pr ick and his mommy would come a scold all the children?
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Reply 35 - Posted by:
Kafka2 12/4/2021 7:42:44 AM (No. 996577)
Why do I get the feeling Weissmann cannot stand to see the truth get in the way of a malicious smear job? This should be called the "Weissmann Report." Since Robert Mueller saw fit to reject Weissmann's version, I can only believe it is so slanted that Robert Mueller would not sign it.
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Andrew Weissmann = Dirtbag scum. Anything associated with this louse is a lie, and funded, again, by an even larger dirtbag scum, Hillary Rodham Clinton.
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Reply 37 - Posted by:
udanja99 12/4/2021 7:51:07 AM (No. 996582)
Now we know what the DOJ has been doing for the last 3 years while they haven’t been doing anything about the massive crime going on in the country, especially in DC.
Will they get the brain dead Mueller to testify again? That should be fun.
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Reply 38 - Posted by:
udanja99 12/4/2021 7:53:46 AM (No. 996583)
#15, it’s not incompetence. It’s malicious intent.
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Reply 39 - Posted by:
Lawsy0 12/4/2021 7:59:08 AM (No. 996589)
Looks like some ''staffer'' took it home in their car. Oops. Here is it. Morel likely #1 has the answer!
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Reply 40 - Posted by:
little guy 12/4/2021 8:23:53 AM (No. 996607)
Wait .... is this the one that says Hillary was behind it all? And she had help from a corrupt DOJ/FBI?? Ah .... no.
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Reply 41 - Posted by:
bigfatslob 12/4/2021 8:44:16 AM (No. 996618)
The first report was an expensive joke that took three years to complete why would I want to re an 'alternative' report. Stuff it where the sun won't shine this is not interesting. Maybe if there's one sentence that relates that, "we should have investigated Hillary Clinton instead".
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Reply 42 - Posted by:
chase9365 12/4/2021 8:46:56 AM (No. 996620)
Can't release that vaccine data for 55 years, but lookie here, we found us a Mueller report!
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Reply 43 - Posted by:
Trapper 12/4/2021 8:48:08 AM (No. 996622)
Gas prices headed through the roof, covid worse than ever, cities plagued by organized national theft rings, China making serious threats against Taiwan, Russia ready to invade Ukraine, inflation raging, southern border collapsed, And America overnight an oil IMPORTING nation, and ALL of it direct results of specific policies of the Biden administration. And on top of that, a doddering senile president who mumbles and bumbles his way through everything, and gets lost walking across the lawn, and a vice president NO ONE would have voted for. Nothing, not even a ginned up "Omicron" panic over a variant that is no worse than a mild cold, seems to work to deflect attention from the misery this illegitimate administration has brought to everyone all around the world.
What to do? What the hey. Let's try Mueller 2.0?
Trump won.
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Reply 44 - Posted by:
Dodge Boy 12/4/2021 9:23:56 AM (No. 996657)
This must be how Muellie spent the $30 million.
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Reply 45 - Posted by:
msjena 12/4/2021 9:33:56 AM (No. 996673)
So Weissman says he "accidentally" wiped data from his phone--twice? That sounds like two lies to me, especially the part about being locked out because he entered his password too many times. I don't know what kind of phones these were, but I have reset, meaning deleted all data, from my iphone several times including when I got a new phone. The data was still there in the cloud when I set up the phone. Why would someone just "lose" the data, unless that was what they wanted to do?
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Reply 46 - Posted by:
Goose 12/4/2021 9:41:54 AM (No. 996682)
In other news, Francisco Franco is still dead.
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Reply 47 - Posted by:
Quigley 12/4/2021 10:00:03 AM (No. 996696)
I wonder if they keep two sets of books. Will they ever go one absurdity too far such that The Gullibles turn on them?
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Reply 48 - Posted by:
Marzipan4 12/4/2021 10:30:49 AM (No. 996742)
This horse has been beaten to an onion skin. There must be a pony somewhere underneath
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Reply 49 - Posted by:
Zigrid 12/4/2021 10:36:43 AM (No. 996747)
Russia...Russia...Russia again...give me a break...after two years of searching the woods...nothing was found...and now the swamp wants US to believe there was an alternate report...based on the slim ball weissman?I believe Washington DC is so panicked by President Trump's popularity and the 2022 election coming round the corner...they had to build a narrative for the View and CNN to land on....
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Reply 50 - Posted by:
pensom2 12/4/2021 10:51:09 AM (No. 996770)
Andrew Weissmann is the most crooked and unethical attorney Washington D.C. has seen in at least four decades. He would not be releasing this if there were anything in it that was positive about Donald Trump or negative about Hillary Clinton.
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Reply 51 - Posted by:
MAGA Might 12/4/2021 11:01:11 AM (No. 996783)
Makes sense. They can file it right next to the alternative Constitution they like to follow.
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Reply 52 - Posted by:
ikeschild 12/4/2021 11:03:50 AM (No. 996786)
A fully fabricated report that identifies as a Mueller product, surprised it hadn't surfaced sooner
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Reply 53 - Posted by:
Analyn 12/4/2021 11:23:33 AM (No. 996802)
Desperate much?
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Reply 54 - Posted by:
stablemoney 12/4/2021 11:29:12 AM (No. 996810)
Another fraudulent Trump dossier. This one written by Weissman, and pushed by the DOJ, who have taken on the role of advocates for communism.
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Reply 55 - Posted by:
PrayerWarrior 12/4/2021 11:57:51 AM (No. 996830)
Department of Justice, what a joke! We patriots call it the Department of Injustice! Just saw a documentary by actor Nick Searcy, CAPITOL PUNISHMENT, about the J6 injustice....FBI busting down American citizens front doors, appearing in their neighborhoods in army military vehicles like they were arresting terrorists. American citizens that hadn't even gone into the Capitol on J6, but were on the premises. These FBI goons threatening American citizens, but won't arrest BLM or AntiFA. We are being ruled by COMMUNISTS. GOD HELP US!
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Reply 56 - Posted by:
snowoutlaw 12/4/2021 12:17:09 PM (No. 996858)
Alternative meaning it actually reports who was working with Russia? That would be Hillary and the Dems. Of course I'm sure that not what this is, more likely this is the report that was so full of lies they knew even the Fake media wouldn't buy it.
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Reply 57 - Posted by:
Marzon 12/4/2021 12:30:53 PM (No. 996871)
The accusations in it will be used by blue states to try and keep Trump off the ballot in 2024. This is why we need to go with Desantis.
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Reply 58 - Posted by:
GoodDeal 12/4/2021 1:52:03 PM (No. 996961)
Straight from the lefts alternate reality I’m sure. Give it up will ya! Your crap plays well on CNN but the rest of us know it’s as fake as Bidens teeth.
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Reply 59 - Posted by:
Rob_NC 12/4/2021 2:43:50 PM (No. 997014)
Kinda like ballots...this "find" has ink so wet it's running off it's pages.
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Reply 60 - Posted by:
moebellini3 12/4/2021 2:54:51 PM (No. 997023)
It just doesn't end with these communists. Especially with these animals from New York. They are terrified of DONALD TRUMP, he gives them nightmares every night. Meanwhile the totally corrupt Biden family and their drug induced son Hunter keep getting a pass. Instead of being lap dogs for Hunter Biden why don't they investigate his lap top......
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Reply 61 - Posted by:
sherlock1 12/4/2021 3:04:23 PM (No. 997028)
When are congressional Republicans going to rise up and publicly demand the resignation of this crook Garland? This is blatant political corruption by the Attorney General!
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Reply 62 - Posted by:
Proud Texan 12/4/2021 3:17:59 PM (No. 997041)
If it wasn't for an "alternative reality", Democrats wouldn't have one.
1 person likes this.
Reply 63 - Posted by:
sadc 12/4/2021 4:02:18 PM (No. 997071)
Uh, that means "The Mueller Report We Wish He Released". What a lame bunch of idiots.
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Reply 64 - Posted by:
BarryNo 12/4/2021 4:12:47 PM (No. 997082)
Manufacturing the evidence you need for conviction.
No justice in America, these days.
To Democrats, if it is not by THEIR WIIL, it is not a Democracy. The meaning of a word is defined by the speaker. Down is up, blue is red...
Democrats would like to be god-kings.
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Reply 65 - Posted by:
MickTurn 12/4/2021 7:11:24 PM (No. 997216)
This sounds like it contains all the Bogus Claims of all the Democrap Perps that could NOT be verified...
Weissmann is SCUM and his paw prints are all over this FAKE Document, count on it!
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