Joe Biden says he broke foot tripping
after shower when he pulled dog’s tail
by
Steven Nelson
Original Article
Posted By: NorthernDog,
12/4/2020 11:57:33 AM
President-elect Joe Biden on Thursday revealed that he broke his foot tripping on a rug after a shower as he chased one of his dogs and grabbed its tail. Biden’s campaign previously explained the hairline fracture by saying Biden fell while playing with the dog, but did not mention the shower or tugging the animal’s tail. The injury requires Biden, who turned 78 last month, to wear a boot for weeks. “What happened was I got out of the shower. I got a dog and anybody who’s been around my house knows — dropped, little pup dropped a ball in
Reply 1 - Posted by:
GoodDeal 12/4/2020 12:02:58 PM (No. 623140)
Bull crap, he was drunk on his ass and tripped over the dog and fell and broke his foot. Lying liars and alcoholics lie. If his lips are moving he’s lying. See how the story keeps changing. There’s your proof.
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
bad-hair 12/4/2020 12:04:28 PM (No. 623142)
In about 3 weeks the story will be that Joe was defending himself from a vicious dog attack and sustained minor injuries after throwing it to the ground.
The dog, Corn Pup, was unavailable for comment.
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"Pull my finger!"
And to think the Romney was skewered for carting his dog around on top of his car! Where's PETA!!???
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
SavageRider 12/4/2020 12:07:56 PM (No. 623147)
I can't stop laughing out loud. Now Hiden Biden's perversions reach to pulling doggy tails. Because he is not going to be President, I hope he stays in the limelight explaining what he does everyday. He could take it on the road as a comedy show.
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
John C 12/4/2020 12:09:27 PM (No. 623150)
The dog was the only one who could put up with a naked biden.
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
Blue-Z-Anna 12/4/2020 12:09:48 PM (No. 623151)
Some habitual liars will make up a story when the truth would do just fine.
At his age one begins to lose one's senses ....balance...taste.....decency.
I much prefer well crafted lies.
It's insulting to be lied to when the liar is just doing it out of habit.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
mean Gene 12/4/2020 12:17:19 PM (No. 623163)
What happened to Joe's 1st story about going down the alleyway and tripping on a rug there?
Shades of Harry Reid's exercise band.
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You can't break your foot in that manner, unless you have extremely advanced osteoporosis.
You foot is next to the ground when you trip and fall. You might twist the ankle or sprain it, but to break bones in your foot, one has to kick (and miss) something -- say, a dog or fall from a pretty decent height.
The dotard was angry at the dog, kicked at it, and hit a wall.
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
Hermoine 12/4/2020 12:19:03 PM (No. 623169)
He says, "not a very exciting story." I agree, it is also not a very believable story.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
TLCary 12/4/2020 12:25:42 PM (No. 623182)
Who do you know that's over 3 years old, (besides Joe) that tries to grab a dog's tail while playing fetch?
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
Urgent Fury 12/4/2020 12:27:40 PM (No. 623189)
Rush said only an idiot would do this, so believe him.
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
Bur Oak 12/4/2020 12:28:24 PM (No. 623190)
Harry's exercise machine story was better.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
Mizz Fixxit 12/4/2020 12:29:23 PM (No. 623193)
Liar. This brings back memory of Hillary’s injury in 2017. Here is her ridiculous account: “I was running down the stairs in heels with a cup of coffee in hand, I was talking over my shoulder and my heel caught and I fell backwards.“
26 people like this.
Reply 14 - Posted by:
Daria 12/4/2020 12:29:55 PM (No. 623194)
Ten year old girls don't like having their hair sniffed. And what person in their right mind "playfully" pulls their dog's tail? It hurts them and it's cruel. I call BS.
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
vhs68 12/4/2020 12:32:39 PM (No. 623198)
Dr. Jill was just interviewed about Joe's foot.
She replied, "that's our story and we are sticking to it:.
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
Corndoggies 12/4/2020 12:34:20 PM (No. 623200)
I think I liked every post on this thread. No salon even comes close to this one. I wish all the awesome Lucianne peeps a Very Merry Christmas.
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
stablemoney 12/4/2020 12:36:44 PM (No. 623206)
Joe, what did you do with those Big Guy payments?
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
Daisy Mae 12/4/2020 12:44:36 PM (No. 623221)
Shouldn't be taking a shower with his dog.... idiot.
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
Dodge Boy 12/4/2020 12:44:47 PM (No. 623223)
Uh huh. So, biden the cheater, who tried to knee-cap you and threatened you to not give in and concede the election to Trump? One of Billary's arkancide people no doubt?
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
hurricanegirl 12/4/2020 12:46:15 PM (No. 623225)
I confess--I laughed at this headline. Ummmm . . . what does taking a shower have to do with this?
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
Highlander 12/4/2020 12:54:49 PM (No. 623234)
Are we sure it was the dog's tail Joe was pulling?
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So he took a simple trip over the pet and added: a rug, a shower, pulling his dog's tail (who does that?
This guy is several bricks short of having a full load.
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Reply 23 - Posted by:
paloalto 12/4/2020 1:12:06 PM (No. 623248)
Why does Joe B. keep insisting on us imagining him naked? Too many naked stories. Weirdo. C'mon, man. Put some pants on.
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Reply 24 - Posted by:
Californian 12/4/2020 1:13:42 PM (No. 623249)
I don't know why he'd make up such a stupid story but anyone with a large active dog knows that you don't rough house naked with your dog. The odds you get bit, scratched, or injured in some way are pretty much 100%.
I lock the dogs out of the bedroom/bathroom area when I shower when I'm changing or showering for exactly that reason.
Dumb, unbelievable story to any large dog owner.
Oh and you don't grab your dog's tail, either. Ever. It isn't designed to be pulled on. You can easily break their tail bones.
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Reply 25 - Posted by:
BirdsNest 12/4/2020 1:17:37 PM (No. 623254)
Another Fairy Tale.
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Reply 26 - Posted by:
TXknitter 12/4/2020 1:19:08 PM (No. 623255)
Uh-huh. A photograph showing him using the “fractured” foot as the one he puts full weight on to disembark from a van tells the truth.
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Reply 27 - Posted by:
Christopher L 12/4/2020 1:20:57 PM (No. 623259)
I think they did not put a boot on him to cover up his ankle bracelet ?
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Reply 28 - Posted by:
TexaTucky 12/4/2020 1:23:05 PM (No. 623266)
Don't PETA-terrorists burn down people's houses for pulling dog tails?
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Reply 29 - Posted by:
hershey 12/4/2020 1:23:42 PM (No. 623267)
Story keeps changing...I still think he fell out of Kamalasluts bed and broke it...
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Reply 30 - Posted by:
smak90 12/4/2020 1:25:33 PM (No. 623270)
So, Biden was wet and naked coming up behind the dog and trying to hold onto it's tail. The man sounds like a pervert to me and should be arrested. We already know what he does to women and children, I don't see why dogs would be off limits to that sick man.
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Reply 31 - Posted by:
Vesicant 12/4/2020 1:27:10 PM (No. 623273)
So Dementia Joe fondles dogs, too? Talk about a sick puppy.
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Reply 32 - Posted by:
barbcrose 12/4/2020 1:33:46 PM (No. 623279)
They probably put the boot on Biden because if (God forbid!!) he steals the election, he won't be able to do the customary walk to where the oath is given. He will be driven to the dais, helped up the stairs (remember him sprinting up/down stairs to show how agile he is?) and propped up against the podium. This is the man who will be in charge?
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Reply 33 - Posted by:
ROLFNader 12/4/2020 1:36:17 PM (No. 623285)
He broke it playing Hokey Pokey but was too embarrassed to admit it. Good thing it was his right foot. He wouldn't be able to lead his party , otherwise..
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Reply 34 - Posted by:
Nimby 12/4/2020 1:44:21 PM (No. 623292)
Why was he chasing a dog after a shower? Does the old coot like running around naked like Hunter
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Reply 35 - Posted by:
jinx 12/4/2020 1:51:54 PM (No. 623297)
Hillary fell a lot too. What is wrong with these Democrats? I know Hillary drinks too much but running after a dog to pull his tail. That's a weird one!
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Reply 36 - Posted by:
earlybird 12/4/2020 1:55:13 PM (No. 623301)
His little pup is a full-size shepherd mix. This story has more holes whan a wheel of Swiss cheese. My late Mother used to refer to concoction or enhancement of some tales as “embroidering”….Biden went beyond that decades and decades ago...
16 people like this.
Reply 37 - Posted by:
Jebediah 12/4/2020 1:57:32 PM (No. 623303)
Just the kind of inane behavior I would expect from Joe, and even more telling is that he doesn't see it is inane but proudly tells it to any and all. Rush today said he is irrelevant in any case (not a hard conclusion) and that Harris, who got not one single vote and had to pull out lst--NEVER COULD HAVE BEEN ELECTED in any actual competition, will be our President, with Obama, who seems to be the actual spider in the web all this while when you really look, is pulling the actual strings.
9 people like this.
Reply 38 - Posted by:
Jesuslover54 12/4/2020 2:04:22 PM (No. 623310)
I refuse to be distracted, and as for sympathy fuggedaboutit.
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Reply 39 - Posted by:
jacksin5 12/4/2020 2:26:01 PM (No. 623332)
So, let's see if I've got this right. Joe Biden comes naked out of the shower, and tries to grab a piece of tail off the dog. Sounds kinky.
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Reply 40 - Posted by:
red1066 12/4/2020 2:35:34 PM (No. 623336)
They put him in walking boot. My sister was called that night to be ready for a possible foot case at Christiana Hospital where Biden went for care. She was never called because the case wasn't that severe. At Biden's age, the bones aren't as strong, so he probably tripped over the dog, and that's all it took to break a few bones.
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Reply 41 - Posted by:
Heraclitus 12/4/2020 2:39:36 PM (No. 623340)
No little girls with pigTAILS to chase around the room. The pervy perv; the lying liar.
God save us.
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Reply 42 - Posted by:
ControlFreak 12/4/2020 2:55:09 PM (No. 623359)
Alleyway? Inside of his house? Or was he running outside naked?
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Reply 43 - Posted by:
F15 Gork 12/4/2020 2:59:29 PM (No. 623365)
Can’t blame the pooch - I’d run if I saw Plugs necked too......
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Reply 44 - Posted by:
ncva 12/4/2020 3:04:06 PM (No. 623367)
Why such an elaborate tale if he simply tripped over the dog? And, why would he pull the dog's tail? I've never had dogs, but I certainly would not pull my cats' tails - it hurts, and they would retaliate.
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Reply 45 - Posted by:
skacmar 12/4/2020 3:14:49 PM (No. 623377)
Funny things about lies is that the story will keep changing.... Biden should have just told the truth about the broken bone in the first place so he would not have had to remember his made up story and the detail would stop changing. Of course, the media will NEVER question or will pretend to not notice that the story has completely changed from the original lie they were told.
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Reply 46 - Posted by:
Lefticide 12/4/2020 3:32:32 PM (No. 623387)
I would be willing to bet that he was trying to sniff the dog and lost his footing.
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Reply 47 - Posted by:
Sully 12/4/2020 3:33:16 PM (No. 623388)
He was trying to sniff a 10 y/o girl's hair and she stomped his foot.
Heaven help us and save us from this weirdo.
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Reply 48 - Posted by:
brother ram 12/4/2020 3:53:18 PM (No. 623405)
Doesn't everyone chase their dog around the room in the nude after taking a shower, trying to pull the tail out of the way? Asking for a friend.
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Reply 49 - Posted by:
Bogasso 12/4/2020 4:39:34 PM (No. 623438)
Right. Joe, just how far did the dog fly after you kicked him?
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Reply 50 - Posted by:
DCGIRL 12/4/2020 5:00:28 PM (No. 623461)
He must know that we are on to the fraud and his chances are not looking good being president.
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Reply 51 - Posted by:
DVC 12/4/2020 5:00:51 PM (No. 623462)
What a shame that it wasn't his neck.
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Reply 52 - Posted by:
anniebc 12/4/2020 5:04:43 PM (No. 623468)
A little girl probably stomped on his foot hard after he tried pulling her hair. That's more likely.
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Reply 53 - Posted by:
HammerDax56 12/4/2020 5:08:16 PM (No. 623470)
Pull my dog’s tail. ONE TIME.
It will be the last time. Jerk
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Of course you won’t see Chevy Chase on SNL portraying Cobra Joe as a stumble bum as he did Gerald Ford.
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Reply 55 - Posted by:
Laotzu 12/4/2020 6:59:14 PM (No. 623551)
Joe "Freak Show" Biden
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Reply 56 - Posted by:
rytwng 12/4/2020 10:27:12 PM (No. 623630)
He fell from the dementia and he will fall again.
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Reply 57 - Posted by:
YorkieMom 12/4/2020 10:36:45 PM (No. 623639)
Good posts one and all. I believe Joe just threw in the shower and naked part to thrill all of the ladies because he thinks he’s a stud. 😀
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Reply 58 - Posted by:
SweetSweetback 12/5/2020 12:55:47 AM (No. 623670)
We all know he was trying to bugger the dog
Sick AF
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Reply 59 - Posted by:
radrelic 12/5/2020 5:00:34 AM (No. 623705)
Liars give details, clever liars don't.
Make up your own scenario on how eager stripper Joe broke his foot. He likes to skinny dip naked even with female Secret Service women in sight. Maybe he runs naked to jump in water wearing high heels--his weak ankles leading to twist off balance or his old man shuffle sped up on down slope until his legs wrapped around each other ans taking a side step to catch balance his foot twisted or maybe he just twisted his weak ankle. Their lies have details but making sense of their stories are another thing.
Maybe being coy so the media comes back again and gain for the same story.
Remember the National Enquirer and John Edwards cheating scandal made public? I expect them to do their jobs again. Corrupt leftist media won't. They ought to and use pen names IMO.
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Reply 60 - Posted by:
watashiyo 12/5/2020 8:00:18 AM (No. 623774)
Hunter must've come in to join him.
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Reply 61 - Posted by:
broken01 12/5/2020 8:36:14 AM (No. 623827)
Bull Schiff. This potato headed liar has dementia and is a weak wobbly almost 80 year old. He probably tripped over his own two feet. If he did that then just say so. The lying is just ridiculous but then again that been par for the course for Biden since the 70s.
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Should have been his neck.
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