Barack Obama says one of
Michelle’s ‘main goals’ was to
not be photographed in a bikini
Independent (UK),
by
Joshua Zitser
Original Article
Posted By: NorthernDog,
11/24/2020 8:51:47 AM
Barack Obama just revealed a surprising goal Michelle Obama had when she was FLOTUS .In his new book, The Promised Land, the former president explains how he was once going to the beach with their daughter Sasha and Michelle refused to go. He said that she vowed, as first lady, to never be captured on film in a bathing suit. Obama confirmed this in an interview with Vanity Fair magazine.He said: She was serious. ‘This is one of my main goals as first lady. I will not be photographed by the paparazzi in a bathing suit.’ And she succeeded. During
Reply 1 - Posted by:
daisey 11/24/2020 8:53:30 AM (No. 614992)
True dat
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
ROLFNader 11/24/2020 8:55:09 AM (No. 614993)
She didn't want to have to explain that third bump.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
Urgent Fury 11/24/2020 8:55:21 AM (No. 614994)
Men across the world are grateful.
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
JunkYardDog 11/24/2020 8:55:38 AM (No. 614995)
A bulge where there shouldn't be one?
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
lana720 11/24/2020 8:56:41 AM (No. 614996)
Kind of hard to hide, well, ya’ know... there’s always a Speedo.
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
Sully 11/24/2020 8:58:24 AM (No. 614998)
It's a main goal to all of us, OBlabber.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
Chiritwo 11/24/2020 8:59:23 AM (No. 615000)
Why would someone even write an article like this? Who cares. I certainly didn't read it with all that's going on in the world.
44 people like this.
Reply 8 - Posted by:
Hermoine 11/24/2020 9:00:15 AM (No. 615001)
That's an easy goal to achieve: Don't wear a bikini.
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
ladydawgfan 11/24/2020 9:00:24 AM (No. 615002)
Yeah, Big Mike in a "Budgie Smuggler" would be kinda hard to miss!!
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
Safari Man 11/24/2020 9:01:44 AM (No. 615005)
Mankini?
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
Cindiana 11/24/2020 9:06:05 AM (No. 615012)
He and "She" certainly have a penchant for backstabbing each other. They attempt making their slams look like they're being affectionately humorous, in a wink-wink "hey, we're among friends" kind of way. But, to me, they reveal malice and disgust. They are both supremely miserable people, stuck with each other until death do they part, exactly like Cigar Bill and his Bride.
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
Sarr 11/24/2020 9:09:51 AM (No. 615018)
It absolutely makes me sad and disgusted at the same time that something like this could warrant a news article ...For the left this is real news to discuss at their social gatherings.. it bri gs great joy to them.. I just don’t get it...
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
paral04 11/24/2020 9:10:40 AM (No. 615020)
I don't blame her
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
vrb8m 11/24/2020 9:12:11 AM (No. 615022)
I will never forget that lumbering colossus deplaning AF1, wearing ill-fitting, too-short cargo shorts, braless, in a too-small tank top and a bad wig, for all the world to see. I would hardly think that being seen in a swimsuit would cause her any embarrassment.
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
vhs68 11/24/2020 9:13:11 AM (No. 615023)
Thank God for that..............
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
montwoodcliff 11/24/2020 9:14:19 AM (No. 615025)
No . 8 sums it up.
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
Jesuslover54 11/24/2020 9:14:31 AM (No. 615026)
A truly lofty goal, in keeping with her postures generally.
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
Quigley 11/24/2020 9:17:14 AM (No. 615029)
Maybe she’s not as completely soulless as media reports first indicated. Of course, the Hindenberg Line of bikinis is somewhat limited - except in cloth.
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
mizzmac 11/24/2020 9:19:25 AM (No. 615033)
Such high and noble aspirations for a high minded intellectual. (And thank God she succeeded. Because you can't unsee THAT>
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
Jerseyden 11/24/2020 9:21:53 AM (No. 615034)
Well I have to give her some credit. It’s the first good decision I remember her making.
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
LadyHen 11/24/2020 9:27:11 AM (No. 615040)
A cause that truly unites all of humanity!!
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
Strike3 11/24/2020 9:31:20 AM (No. 615043)
A person can wear a wig and shave off the wookie hair but some things one just can't hide. Thanks for considering the rest of us dear. Bathhouse, on the other hand, could not resist showing off those stork legs in the surf of Hawaii. We paid for it, we deserved to see it.
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Reply 23 - Posted by:
VietVet68 11/24/2020 9:35:14 AM (No. 615048)
For once I have to agree with Obama. Looking at a picture of Moochelle Obama in a bikini would take a lot of Jack Daniels infusions to unsee.
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Reply 24 - Posted by:
BigTimeTrumper 11/24/2020 9:40:35 AM (No. 615051)
Someone hire Elon Musk to give these two insufferable stooges a way way ride on Space-X!
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Reply 25 - Posted by:
DCGIRL 11/24/2020 9:43:50 AM (No. 615053)
BARF!!!!!
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Reply 26 - Posted by:
planetgeo 11/24/2020 9:46:36 AM (No. 615058)
Undoubtedly it was because she didn't want Barack to have a hissy fit for wearing his clothes...
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Reply 27 - Posted by:
kiwinews 11/24/2020 9:49:09 AM (No. 615062)
She can't swim.
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Reply 28 - Posted by:
hershey 11/24/2020 9:52:01 AM (No. 615064)
Of course not...didn't want his winkie to show on film....like a couple other shots I've preserved for history..
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Reply 29 - Posted by:
Namma 11/24/2020 10:02:18 AM (No. 615076)
Geez. I puked when the picture of “her” in short shorts that “she” was wearing, coming down the steps of AF1.
Remember the pic of her in a foreign country walking up the steps to meet dignitaries. Panty line! And all the msm could do was compliment her on being a fashion icon.
“She” certainly is no Jackie Kennedy or Melania Trump.
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Reply 30 - Posted by:
Refried 11/24/2020 10:03:27 AM (No. 615079)
GAG!!
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Reply 31 - Posted by:
Dodge Boy 11/24/2020 10:04:38 AM (No. 615080)
Obie, we are most grateful that Moochie's main goal has been realized.
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Reply 32 - Posted by:
ARKfamily 11/24/2020 10:04:45 AM (No. 615081)
Yes, sirree, she is a woman of substance. . .or not.
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Reply 33 - Posted by:
BirdsNest 11/24/2020 10:09:29 AM (No. 615084)
Seeing that would necessitate a gallon of eye bleach.
Not to mention nightmares.
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Reply 34 - Posted by:
volksford 11/24/2020 10:17:39 AM (No. 615093)
See how lucky we were ?
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Reply 35 - Posted by:
Californian 11/24/2020 10:20:11 AM (No. 615095)
Why wouldn't Mike want to show off the hard work he put in at the gym?
I don't understand. Most men would be proud of their bodies. We are told how chiseled his arms are all the time. He never hid those.
... I mean not me but asking for a friend.
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Reply 36 - Posted by:
zephyrgirl 11/24/2020 10:22:08 AM (No. 615098)
Hard to believe that the person who wore a yellow tent and thigh-high multi-colored sequined boots would draw the line at a bikini.
https://slate.com/human-interest/2018/12/michelle-obama-gold-boots-balenciaga-becoming.html
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Reply 37 - Posted by:
smokincol 11/24/2020 10:25:21 AM (No. 615099)
naturally!!! because she is the closest human transition from one gender to another without any surgical assistance.
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Reply 38 - Posted by:
earlybird 11/24/2020 10:46:55 AM (No. 615112)
As the writer of the linked article says, she was hardly rockin’ it. Mooch liked to show her body but there was just so much of it - except where that bikini top landed. Queen of the Unboobs, this lardy lady is sadly deficient in her bosoms. We were once informed that she used special makeup to fake having cleavage. We shouldn’t mock bodies, but when someone like her flaunts her unfortunate one, it makes her fair game.
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Reply 39 - Posted by:
earlybird 11/24/2020 10:50:09 AM (No. 615113)
The UK Independent wrote this article because Obie the Magnificient included this in his great big third memoir. Skip the virtue signalling (why does anyone show up just to tell the rest of us that they are not interested, etc, etc.)
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Reply 40 - Posted by:
Nimby 11/24/2020 10:52:09 AM (No. 615115)
What a lofty goal, indeed! Will this motor mouth ever zip his lips and go away
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Reply 41 - Posted by:
SavageRider 11/24/2020 11:22:35 AM (No. 615141)
Thank you, Michelle.
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Reply 42 - Posted by:
BigGeorgeTX 11/24/2020 11:29:58 AM (No. 615148)
Simple enough Michelle... Don't EVER wear one in public. Trust me, the nation thanks you.
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Reply 43 - Posted by:
Gruntmedic 11/24/2020 11:45:01 AM (No. 615168)
Just thinking about it makes me I'll.
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Reply 44 - Posted by:
red1066 11/24/2020 11:53:30 AM (No. 615184)
There's an image that burns my eyes without even seeing it.
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Reply 45 - Posted by:
Italiano 11/24/2020 12:00:36 PM (No. 615191)
10-1 she can't stand the sight of him.
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Reply 46 - Posted by:
Chuzzles 11/24/2020 12:03:08 PM (No. 615198)
Because swimwear would prove conclusively once and for all time that we had a ssm couple in our WH for 8 years? Enough photos exist to prove this is no Lady. Moochelle's admission that both daughters were born by surrogate kind of clinches the deal. It was bad enough seeing that creature looking so shabby getting off of AF1 in cutoffs and that manbun hair style.
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Reply 47 - Posted by:
padiva 11/24/2020 12:08:16 PM (No. 615203)
But we do have the photo of HRC and BJC in swim attire dancing in a beach someplace......for a photo op.
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Reply 48 - Posted by:
BeatleJeff 11/24/2020 12:29:45 PM (No. 615224)
I want to see her permanently in a burka.
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Reply 49 - Posted by:
Norway 11/24/2020 12:29:57 PM (No. 615225)
And Michelle, all of America thanks you. No one wanted to see your 'junk.'
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Reply 50 - Posted by:
FunOne 11/24/2020 1:00:47 PM (No. 615255)
If true, this causes me to retract my thinking that she has no respect for decency.
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Reply 51 - Posted by:
nhveritas 11/24/2020 1:05:48 PM (No. 615260)
Dude would not look like a lady in a bikini.....and looks sketchy enough in regular attire.
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Reply 52 - Posted by:
pinger 11/24/2020 1:20:08 PM (No. 615267)
Simply seeing her in street clothes is unpleasant as well. But if such a garment existed, one would wonder how many yards of fabric would be required.
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Reply 53 - Posted by:
mythman 11/24/2020 1:30:50 PM (No. 615278)
Doctor, my eyes!!!
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Reply 54 - Posted by:
moebellini3 11/24/2020 1:31:41 PM (No. 615279)
She looks like a linebacker next to his bag of bones.
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Reply 55 - Posted by:
DARling 11/24/2020 3:22:08 PM (No. 615360)
I wish B.O. had felt the same about being photographed wearing mom jeans.
This Obama book sounds like a long, agonizingly self-centered twitter feed. As thought it is a droning tome of inconsequential thoughts.
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Reply 56 - Posted by:
rochow 11/24/2020 3:28:33 PM (No. 615367)
We really needed to know that!! I could scarcely sleep for years now, at last I know that we have been spared to see Sasquatch in a bikini or whatever. Those chopped off jeans, the $500 sneaker, her braless top stepping out of AF1 was quite enough!
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Reply 57 - Posted by:
Rumblehog 11/24/2020 4:51:33 PM (No. 615434)
My eyes hurt just reading that. She has the build of a bowling pin.
How many cameras would they sacrifice attempting to film the she-beast?
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Reply 58 - Posted by:
YorkieMom 11/24/2020 10:50:42 PM (No. 615670)
#49 just spoiled my evening. 😀
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Reply 59 - Posted by:
ussjimmycarter 11/25/2020 3:51:25 AM (No. 615747)
Nope! Not gonna even type it! To easy and will get me thrown off the internet for life! Extreme self control mode supercharged for ussjimmycarter!
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Reply 60 - Posted by:
anniebc 11/25/2020 7:12:37 AM (No. 615813)
I'm sure they laugh at themselves when they spew this garbage. However, he, that is Mike, may have been making a reference to hitlery in a swimsuit when she was first dog. Ugh and eww on so many levels; I just made myself sick writing about both of these unattractive, tried it, demons.
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Reply 61 - Posted by:
paral04 11/26/2020 3:19:29 AM (No. 616741)
Kind of her to keep us from being struck blind at the sight of her in that garb.
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