Michelle’s new look? Straight out of
a Nairobi used car lot—and there’s
a reason for it…
Revolver,
by
Staff
Original Article
Posted By: earlybird,
3/21/2025 6:29:27 PM
Have you seen Michelle Obama’s new look? Well, if you haven’t, take a seat…because it’s a doozy. She is basically unrecognizable these days.
Michelle has ditched the sleek, polished look of her White House years and embraced something… uh, very different.
This was Michelle thenāasnip)
Her latest transformation includes a massive, boxy suit coat and a wrinkled men’s dress shirt—both oversized to the point of absolute absurdity. She’s paired the rumpled manly look with three towering braided buns stacked on her head like a wacky faux hawk crown. (snip) more like a Nairobi used car salesman
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Reply 1 - Posted by:
earlybird 3/21/2025 6:35:28 PM (No. 1918952)
FTA:
Her effeminate, mulatto husband doesn’t exactly fit into this new ultra-African, hyper-masculine vibe. Michelle is going full revolution mode—and Barry? Well, he’s just… there.
Maybe he should try a new look:
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
earlybird 3/21/2025 6:38:06 PM (No. 1918954)
Hit Submit too soon... Photo of suggested new look fror Obie is pretty funny.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
itsonlyme 3/21/2025 6:39:32 PM (No. 1918957)
Hussein's wife, the Always Angry Wookiee, is probably wearing braider hair buns to show whitey a thing or two. Sophisticated dawgess.
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
Jethro bo 3/21/2025 6:42:56 PM (No. 1918960)
Kinda looks like the pig put lipstick on for a change. Well, at least she isn't Hitlery.
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Men's clothes. I think I know.
Oversized clothes helps hide bumps and bulges.
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
amylu 3/21/2025 6:58:48 PM (No. 1918967)
Aw...c'mon...The jacket and shirts are neither massive nor oversized and wrinkled to the point of absurdity, as the article claims. Mike is broad shouldered, remember. I couldn't figure out why the two shirts, but ask me if I care. Admittedly, the hairdo is ridiculous, but she's looking for attention. ~ Someone tell me how much graft and corruption DOGE uncovered today and that will get me excited. MAGA!
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
Ida Lou Pino 3/21/2025 7:00:01 PM (No. 1918968)
Who's the leader of the club
That's made for you and me?
M-I-C- - - K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
Maggie2u 3/21/2025 7:08:08 PM (No. 1918970)
As I said yesterday when another article about her new 'do' was posted here, she looks like a character out of a Dr. Seuss book.
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She's making a statement all right, and unless you're in her tribe, you are not the intended audience.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
snakeoil 3/21/2025 7:26:30 PM (No. 1918976)
Kind of like Carrie Fisher's in Star Wars. I prefer it to the bald look like Joi Reed. Imagine have to get up early enough to shave your head.
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
MissNan 3/21/2025 7:30:03 PM (No. 1918978)
Pretty poor property as my grandfather would say.
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With apologies to Ken O'Donnell and David Powers: "Jackie, We Hardly Knew Ye".
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
sunset 3/21/2025 7:46:26 PM (No. 1918988)
Mickey Mouse grew a third ear and got slapped sideways
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
Vaquero45 3/21/2025 7:54:32 PM (No. 1918991)
Eeeehhh…. Well, it appears she’s determined keep herself out of the public eye. She has to know this look is totally weird. I think she’s had it having her picture taken and being interviewed. I predict she’ll be single in a couple of years.
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
Venturer 3/21/2025 7:55:54 PM (No. 1918993)
On her best days the Mooch was never sleek. polished, or fashionable.
Those three hairballs are laughable .
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Yes, but will Vogue put her new look on the cover?
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
konocti95 3/21/2025 8:42:15 PM (No. 1919024)
Thank God I was born a man, I'd hate to live under that scrutiny. She probably saves an hour per day not fixing her hair and ironing her clothes (...well, certainly her ladie's maid does).
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
joew9 3/21/2025 8:46:25 PM (No. 1919025)
I don't know what but something has metastasized.
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
JHHolliday 3/21/2025 9:08:46 PM (No. 1919038)
I thought the same thing as #7. For a minute I thought she had on a Mickey Mouse beanie. Well, if they want to look comical and unattractive, that's their business, but I don't think it's a trend that will exactly sweep the country.
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
JoElla Bee 3/21/2025 9:17:20 PM (No. 1919041)
It looks painful. I’d hate to have to sleep in that do, although the huge hair balls look like they are probably just attached, and can be removed fairly easily.
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
jalo1951 3/21/2025 9:23:31 PM (No. 1919046)
It's the real Mike shining through. I assume she is now the mister and obamie is now the misses?
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
DVC 3/21/2025 9:36:32 PM (No. 1919048)
Dress like a clown, act like a clown.
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Reply 23 - Posted by:
Jesuslover54 3/21/2025 9:44:07 PM (No. 1919052)
She's the new Whoopie.
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Reply 24 - Posted by:
Ketchuplover 3/21/2025 9:53:03 PM (No. 1919054)
Big Mike is making his break. Barry's getting it on with the pre-drowned chef was the last straw.
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Reply 25 - Posted by:
MickTurn 3/21/2025 10:11:03 PM (No. 1919058)
Minnie Mouse on STEROIDS is the only real description of the Wookie Moochie!
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Reply 26 - Posted by:
vhs68 3/21/2025 11:39:11 PM (No. 1919087)
Big Mike inherited this weave from Sheila Jackson Lee after she died.
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Reply 27 - Posted by:
Ashley Brenton 3/22/2025 1:01:46 AM (No. 1919113)
Well...that's certainly a...decision a person can make. You can certainly decide to present yourself that way in public. I don't know why you would, even if only from the standpoint of how labor and time-intensive achieving that...presentation...must be.
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Reply 28 - Posted by:
DVC 3/22/2025 1:41:23 AM (No. 1919119)
It looks like she's wearing TWO men's shirts, one white, one blue.
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Reply 29 - Posted by:
SweetPea3 3/22/2025 5:54:54 AM (No. 1919140)
At least Mike's doo is not the White girl hairdoo cultural misappropriation so "in" with Black women these days.
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Reply 30 - Posted by:
anniebc 3/22/2025 6:22:46 AM (No. 1919157)
She has never looked chic and polished. I'll tell you exactly what Chelle is trying to do. She's trying to steal the top seat of black content creators. She's failing, but she's used to having success manufactured for her, and she believes her own hype. She's just not that good, like most liberals, without the machine propping her up. Remember, nothing about these people is genuine.
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Reply 31 - Posted by:
Jackie 3/22/2025 6:55:11 AM (No. 1919193)
Big Mike is tired of all the fluff & stuff and all the tucking in . It is time for Obama to change characters. I think we will see Mooch slowly fading away and becoming a full time dude.
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Reply 32 - Posted by:
MMC 3/22/2025 7:22:24 AM (No. 1919218)
IMHO: Melania just wore to perfection, a suit and tie- in tan. Big Mike trying to use the man’s suit style- has to over size it- with shoulder pads- to attempt the masculine/feminine look( can you imagine the horror if a tie had been worn). However, Big Mike, BM for evermore, has shoulders of a linebacker- The attempt fails, as does the doorknob hair style.
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Reply 33 - Posted by:
JackBurton 3/22/2025 7:23:19 AM (No. 1919219)
..."the feminine grace she had to maintain .."
Oh, Puh-leeeze.
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Reply 34 - Posted by:
pc1eszm 3/22/2025 7:57:26 AM (No. 1919237)
If it makes her happy AND doesn’t hurt anyone she can dress & style her hair as she pleases. As long as she leaves America alone I don’t really care what she does.
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Reply 35 - Posted by:
ARKfamily 3/22/2025 8:08:16 AM (No. 1919241)
When I look around anymore, I don't see natural beauty. You know - the natural beauty from God. It seems to be less and less everyday. . .
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Reply 36 - Posted by:
Strike3 3/22/2025 8:32:05 AM (No. 1919246)
I can't seem to remember sleek and polished but I do remember the angry frown of the meddling scold who attempted to tell school children what to eat right before they threw it into the trash can. To this day, nobody listens to her, as proven by her embarrassing ratings on her podcast. As for Barry, nothing is going to make him look any better than the skinny fairy who haunted the bathhouses of Chicago.
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Reply 37 - Posted by:
udanja99 3/22/2025 9:02:46 AM (No. 1919274)
Is she going for the 1940s Zoot Suit look or the 1990s hip hop look? Or is she coming out of the closet? Maybe those divorce rumors are true and this is her revenge look. Whatever it is, it’s hideous.
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Reply 38 - Posted by:
walcb 3/22/2025 9:07:23 AM (No. 1919278)
This look is dominating the NBA and college basketball courts and of course the white wannabes need to duplicate it.
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Reply 39 - Posted by:
paral04 3/22/2025 9:18:28 AM (No. 1919288)
Maybe Michelle would be happier in Zimbabwe or Kenya. She sure is not happy here.
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