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Don't Laugh: Here's How Joe Could Pull
Off a 'Heroic' Escape from the Brutal
2024 Campaign

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Posted By: ladydawgfan, 5/24/2024 8:48:59 PM

It's almost time for presidential candidates to sprint to the finish line in the 2024 race for the White House. Runners-up will walk away with a t-shirt and a sippy cup. Joe Biden's already wearing the right shoes. He won't be able to sprint in his Naturalizers, but there's one way he could walk away — albeit stiffly — with a remnant of dignity and a great, though apocryphal, story for the family history books. Now there are many ways that Joe could be tossed from the 2024 race. He could be unceremoniously blown out at his own Antifa convention in Chicago and replaced.

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It'll never happen. If Dementia Joe resigns, Jill loses all of her lovely perks and Obama loses a puppet for his 4th term.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: snakeoil 5/24/2024 9:22:40 PM (No. 1724235)
Personally I hope The Old Geezer stays in and is beaten like a rented mule.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: Omen55 5/24/2024 10:41:33 PM (No. 1724269)
The "Dr" will never give up the power.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: Venturer 5/24/2024 11:00:42 PM (No. 1724280)
The dr. won't have a choice. She is going down-=------hard.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: bighambone 5/25/2024 1:19:46 AM (No. 1724316)
It’s more likely that Biden will stay in the race with a new Vice-Presidential nominee, who the leftist and progressive want to be President and believe could gain re-election in his or her own right, once Biden really sputters out a few months after Biden is re-elected with his new Vice-President. After the November election, win or loose, Biden will be there to issue across the board pardons to Hunter and all sorts of other Democrats. Following that, if re-elected Biden could after a bit quit, claiming that his reason to step down was taken because of health reasons, or Biden’s very obvious cognitive abilities decline could advance rapidly to the point where the leftist and progressive Congressional Democrats force Biden to retire, with Biden’s Vice-President, whoever that person turns out to be, then becoming the President, and still able to run for two more future presidential terms.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: anniebc 5/25/2024 4:55:14 AM (No. 1724357)
Cabbage is the devilcrat nominee. If Ohio is saying cabbage may miss the opportunity to get on their ballot, how can someone else be added at this late date. It's cabbage who will be on the ballot to try and steal another election unless he dies or something. Everyone should stop this crazy talk.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: mifla 5/25/2024 6:30:52 AM (No. 1724385)
Jill: "Joe, don't pardon Hunter. He is a screw up. A few years in jail will do him good."
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Reply 7 - Posted by: hoosierblue 5/25/2024 8:11:08 AM (No. 1724451)
No problem for Joe to win. I'm sure they have all the printers ready to print out Joe's mail in ballots as soon as they determine what areas they are need in.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: Strike3 5/25/2024 10:13:41 AM (No. 1724568)
Sorry but I'm laughing. Couldn't help myself. Joe is going down in history as the worst president ever to foul the air in the Oval Office and nothing can stop that. Doctor Jill can go back to practicing voodoo or whatever it is that Whoopi thinks she does.
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