A delivery driver who shot a YouTuber
who was pranking him said it was justifiable
self-defense — and a jury agreed
Insider,
by
Joshua Zitser
&
Associated Press
Original Article
Posted By: Hazymac,
10/2/2023 10:55:18 AM
A delivery driver who said he was acting in self-defense when he shot a YouTube prankster in a mall food court in April has been acquitted of the main charge against him.
A jury on Thursday found Alan Colie not guilty of the primary charge of aggravated malicious wounding in the shooting of Tanner Cook, 21, who runs the "Classified Goons" YouTube channel, Virginia court records show.
But the jury was divided on lesser firearms charges, finding the 31-year-old guilty of the unlawful discharge of a firearm in an occupied dwelling, but not guilty of the malicious discharge of a firearm.
The charges of aggravated malicious wounding and malicious discharge of a firearm
Reply 1 - Posted by:
Hazymac 10/2/2023 11:01:33 AM (No. 1567605)
The hulking Tanner Cook is a youtuber (tube something) who likes to play "practical jokes" by harassing unsuspecting people in public places and taking video of his victim's discomfort and fear. Well, one of his intended victims, a working man who had a job to do, didn't like the harassment, and shot Tanner in the gall bladder in self defense. Tough stuff, Tanner and Tanner's ignorant father. Grow up, both of you. Don't menace people with the means to fight back. They might kill you.
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
Hazymac 10/2/2023 11:10:04 AM (No. 1567610)
Here is "Classified Goons" in action. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_7Anj_Jtls
Did he have it coming? I'll leave that to you. Makes an old martial artist yearn for double nunchakus and the talent and speed of Bruce Lee. Call it "Hail, Bop (bop bop bop)." Get outta thar.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
DVC 10/2/2023 11:20:15 AM (No. 1567620)
Apparently the confrontation was intimidating enough that the jury decided that it was reasonable.
Personally, I don't think I'd have shot him. We don't have all or accurate into, the jury did.
Articles like this, especially from the Ass Press are never very clear, accurate, fair or complete since Ass Press doesn't think anyone should be able to even own a gun, let alone carry it, so they always twist the case against the person with a gun.
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
faceincrowd 10/2/2023 11:22:08 AM (No. 1567622)
The very definition of "faafo". Leave people alone!
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
DVC 10/2/2023 11:26:51 AM (No. 1567628)
And, the legal definition of "assault" is putting someone in fear of bodily harm....which was apparently what this horse's ass was all about, scaring people and intimidation.
If the armed citizen had punched the assaulting jerk, and then it devolved into a shooting, the first punch would have been judged to make the armed citizen the aggressor.
These things are damned complex, and I'll have to go with the jury on this. Tough situation.
Let's hope that this 21 year old puke's days of scaring people for fun are over.
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
forward 10/2/2023 11:27:57 AM (No. 1567632)
What's that saying -- "play stupid games, win stupid prizes." This jerk was literally doing a hustle on YouTube bullying people in public and filming them getting upset. He is lucky the bullet didn't hit him fatally.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
Birddog 10/2/2023 11:30:01 AM (No. 1567635)
Fa?....Fo.
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
HerbVA 10/2/2023 11:55:07 AM (No. 1567662)
Buck stupid POS Cook is indeed lucky to be alive.
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
Vaquero45 10/2/2023 11:58:22 AM (No. 1567668)
The way this guy acts, I’m surprised he hasn’t been shot before!
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
Hazymac 10/2/2023 12:03:38 PM (No. 1567671)
Re #7: Eff around, find out
Apparently, this infantile six-foot-five 21-year-old plans to continue the "Classified Goons" encounters. The fellow who shot him is apparently still in jail after being found guilty of the unlawful discharge of a firearm in an occupied dwelling. That's the latest report I heard. It's almost predictable. With his father's approval, Tanner is again going to harass and menace people in public, and something bad is going to happen to him, much worse than, say, having his phone knocked out of his hand and having the PIAPS hammer applied to it. Ask for it insistently enough, sometimes you get it. Why give anyone else trouble? Why contend with another for no good reason? Internet fame isn't worth getting one's brains blown out on cellphone video, as entertaining as that might be for others to watch. Ultra Darwin Award approaching.
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
DVC 10/2/2023 12:17:28 PM (No. 1567684)
I frequently carry pepper spray, in addition to a handgun. My thinking is that sometimes some response is needed but it hasn't risen to the level of launching a bullet.
This seems like the perfect application of a face full of pepper spray. Six five.....that's definitely intimidating, and he knows and likes being a "goon".
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I'm curious. Does he pull these pranks in the 'hood?
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
DVC 10/2/2023 1:04:33 PM (No. 1567732)
Re #12. You've never been to Loudoun County, Virginia, have you? Used to be beautiful, grassy, green rural horse and farm country populated by good old farmers. Over the last 30-40 years, loony leftists from elsewhere got jobs in DC area, always government money associated, and have overgrown it with expensive housing and leftist ideas. My least favorite part of Virginia these days, right there with Fairfax County.
Loudoun is west of DC, Fairfax is south of DC. Once Fairfax County was full and ruined, they spilled over and ruined Loudoun County. I lived in and around, and have had relatives living in and around that area since the 60s. I now stay far away as much as I can.
Definitely not "the hood".
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
udanja99 10/2/2023 2:16:19 PM (No. 1567781)
Further to #13, I lived in Loudoun County for 24 years and got out 5 years ago. In the 1996 presidential election, Clinton lost at every single precinct in the county. Now, 0bama has won it twice, then Hillary and now Biden. Those lovely old farms are now filled with McMansions and Loudoun has been rated the wealthiest county in the country for the last several years. Your tax dollars at work. I just spent 3 weeks there with my newborn grandson and the county is in the early voting stage for their elected officials. From just observing yard signs, it looks like the far left will prevail once again. Tragic.
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
BarryNo 10/2/2023 2:41:05 PM (No. 1567800)
It's where they school tried to conceal a pair of rapes by a transgender student in the girl's bathroom.
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
Hazymac 10/3/2023 7:21:12 AM (No. 1568179)
#11 is right that a face full of capsaicin (up to sixteen million Scoville heat units) would have discouraged young Tanner in a more legally acceptable manner than a bullet in the torso. Although how was the delivery man to know that Tanner didn't mean him harm by menacing him the way he did? The man who got himself shot is about six and a half feet, two fifty. That's large enough to hurt almost anyone else. Lurking around alarmed, possibly armed strangers is an excellent way to meet your Maker. Prediction: We haven't heard the last from Tanner Cook. They're going to be planting him sometime in the next year. He won't make the infamous 27 Club. Someone will do away with him.
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
hoosierblue 10/3/2023 7:45:03 AM (No. 1568203)
Break it down to it's simplest form. If this guy hadn't been acting like a jack ass and pushing the guy, he would not have been shot . He got what he asked for, so be it.
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