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Posted By: RockyTCB, 6/13/2023 6:51:02 AM

They say that fiction writers have it tough these days because no matter how imaginative they try to be, tomorrow’s headlines will top whatever they come up with today. We politely disagree. There are some headlines that we are 100% certain will never appear in print or online in any “mainstream” publication. Here’s a sampling. Feel free to use the comment section below to suggest others we missed. We’ll post the ones we agree will never see the light of day.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Strike3 6/13/2023 7:27:39 AM (No. 1490822)
"Hillary Clinton Apologizes for Hundreds of Slurs and Insults Against Conservatives" "Barack Obama's New Book Reveals Kenyan Birth and Real Life History" "Adam Schiff Sentenced to Twenty Years for Perjury" "Portland Oregon Voted One of Ten Best Cities" "Reparations Payments Turned Down By Majority of Recipients" "Antifa Riot Stopped With Heavy Gunfire By LAPD" "Mike Pence Wins in Landslide"
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Reply 2 - Posted by: Slartibartfast 6/13/2023 7:35:21 AM (No. 1490832)
These are great...I especially like the one closing the LA sidewalks to pedestrians.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: hisself 6/13/2023 7:38:50 AM (No. 1490834)
Democrat Party denounces Palestinians, supports Israel. Zelensky gives back US Aid, says he has received enough. Bill Clinton and Barak Obama arrested for impersonating a President.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: Maggie2u 6/13/2023 8:18:20 AM (No. 1490859)
Vice President Kamala Harris announces that she has joined Toastmasters International.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: red1066 6/13/2023 9:07:53 AM (No. 1490885)
" Illegals decide they had a better life in their home country and leave the U.S."
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Reply 6 - Posted by: weirdone 6/13/2023 10:10:31 AM (No. 1490942)
The Republican Party shows some intestinal fortitude.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: LoneVoice 6/13/2023 10:35:42 AM (No. 1490964)
Obits we won’t see: George Soros honored by Israel for saving Jewish lives in World War II. Thousands of Vietnam veterans line up to give tearful tribute to the late Jane Fonda. The late Dr Fauci given new Pfizer Medal of Medical Integrity.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: Highlander 6/13/2023 11:59:07 AM (No. 1491041)
“Joe Biden frog-marched out of White House for election fraud. All presidential directives nullified!” “All appointments, confirmations, and directives by Obama White House nullified. Obama is Kenyan born. Presidency is cancelled!”
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Reply 9 - Posted by: chagrined 6/13/2023 12:15:57 PM (No. 1491065)
Insert the name of your favorite demonrat(s) - "Tried and convicted for treason!"
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Reply 10 - Posted by: udanja99 6/13/2023 7:30:07 PM (No. 1491356)
I posted this under the article… Hillary Clinton moves into new home, just down the hall from Khalid Sheik Mohammed.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: mifla 6/14/2023 5:30:42 AM (No. 1491549)
Democrat Party Declared A Terrorist Organization
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