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‘Pharma Bro’ Martin Shkreli gives
Sam Bankman-Fried tips for potential prison stint

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Posted By: Hazymac, 12/27/2022 4:02:00 PM

Ex-con “Pharma Bro” Martin Shkreli offered some jailhouse wisdom to alleged crypto conman Sam Bankman-Fried if he ends up going to prison: Shave your head and brush up on rap lyrics. Shkreli, who served five years in federal prison after being convicted of securities fraud in 2017, said Bankman-Fried needs to change his appearance if he is to survive being locked up. To do that, Shkreli suggested the 30-year-old fallen crypto whiz kid shave off his wild hair and deepen his voice to fit into the “very testosterone-filled, masculine place.” “Sam is going to have a lot of issues because he is a bit of an effeminate guy and his demeanor —

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Hazymac 12/27/2022 4:10:19 PM (No. 1365710)
Now might be a good time for SBF to change sexes, if he had not already done that long before. Robert Mitchum he ain't.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: bighambone 12/27/2022 5:07:11 PM (No. 1365735)
Watch, the “woke” Democrats will say that it is too dangerous to sentence effeminate characters like Bankman-Fried to a prison term, as there is too much chance of him being aggressively corn-holed daily by the uncivilized criminally hardened bros. that would violate his constitutional rights. It certainly not be like when he was with sweet Caroline.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: jimkata 12/27/2022 5:12:30 PM (No. 1365741)
Laying the groundwork to be Epstein.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: bad-hair 12/27/2022 5:17:08 PM (No. 1365746)
I thought the top 8 at FTX and Alameda were all sleeping together in random combinations. San Quentin might just feel like home with bad food.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: bpl40 12/27/2022 5:19:01 PM (No. 1365748)
Grease up your back end!
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Reply 6 - Posted by: Dodge Boy 12/27/2022 5:28:00 PM (No. 1365757)
SBF, once you end up in the joint, a few things. Never drop the soap in the shower, never say why you are in the joint, never openly admire the opposite sex, and get to know the top inmate fast so you have somebody to help keep you alive.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: MickTurn 12/27/2022 8:03:30 PM (No. 1365835)
The punk needs to be put in a Cell with BUBBA, and we all know what that means!
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Reply 8 - Posted by: hershey 12/27/2022 9:03:05 PM (No. 1365860)
Don't bend over in the shower...
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Reply 9 - Posted by: mifla 12/28/2022 6:02:02 AM (No. 1365940)
Good news. You can still buy soap on a rope on amazon.
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