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Watch: Did A Bird Just Poop On Joe Biden?

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Posted By: ladydawgfan, 4/12/2022 6:43:27 PM

A flying object collided with President Joe Biden as he spoke on energy policy at an Iowa ethanol plant on Tuesday. Americans questioned what the mysterious white substances could’ve been, with most spectators eventually coming to a likely conclusion. It appears that a bird delivered a “dive bomb” of sorts directly on the shoulder of the President of the United States. [Video] Biden was only slightly fazed by the aerial attack, continuing on with his speech after a glance at his left shoulder. The venue in which Biden gave his speech, POET Bioprocessing in Menlo, Iowa, was an indoor space.

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Good bird! Well done!! Nice aim!!

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Hairy Eyeball 4/12/2022 6:47:04 PM (No. 1126821)
Well, at least he didn't crap himself as usual. Progress!!
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Reply 2 - Posted by: Nexus-1 4/12/2022 7:00:28 PM (No. 1126836)
This hallowed bird should be on a stamp. Good Bird.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: LanceLink1 4/12/2022 7:19:29 PM (No. 1126851)
No bird crap. It was the last bit of his brain leaving the sinking ship.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: snakeoil 4/12/2022 7:20:42 PM (No. 1126852)
Buzzards are attracted to rotting flesh. I once purchased an expensive cup of coffee. Went outside and a bird scored a direct hit on my $ 4.00 cup of java. I now forgive the bird.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: dbdiva 4/12/2022 7:22:27 PM (No. 1126853)
Even birds are expressing their feelings about our erstwhile alleged "president". It was sent by God.....
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Reply 6 - Posted by: ArchbishopofAberlour 4/12/2022 7:41:59 PM (No. 1126870)
For most people they sing.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: ControlFreak 4/12/2022 7:46:22 PM (No. 1126874)
Bird is doing the same thing to Biden as Biden’s doing to us.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: Dignitary Protection 4/12/2022 7:48:42 PM (No. 1126877)
Thanks everyone for all the laughs. I knew I wouldn't miss going to this link!
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Reply 9 - Posted by: Amanoftwistsandturns 4/12/2022 7:55:19 PM (No. 1126884)
Polident
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Reply 10 - Posted by: Sully 4/12/2022 7:56:09 PM (No. 1126886)
From now on President Brandon will have a Patriot missile battery active whenever he's speaking outside.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: SweetPea3 4/12/2022 9:25:16 PM (No. 1126964)
My mother would have told him to run out and buy a lotto ticket.
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Reply 12 - Posted by: bad-hair 4/12/2022 9:25:46 PM (No. 1126966)
Psuki will be telling us it was a rare Russian Swallow trained by Putin sarcoff
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Reply 13 - Posted by: rytwng 4/12/2022 9:47:06 PM (No. 1126987)
We all would like to crap on Joke Biden.
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Reply 14 - Posted by: hershey 4/12/2022 9:48:36 PM (No. 1126989)
What, the Secret Service didn't take out the pigeon with a stinger or a gatling gun???? Not doing their job very well are they??
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Reply 15 - Posted by: jar 4/12/2022 10:06:59 PM (No. 1127004)
His robot machine was getting sick, glitched and leaked on his suit.
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Reply 16 - Posted by: navybrat 4/12/2022 10:37:17 PM (No. 1127023)
I really do hate to be a mean and petty person, but I enjoy everything negative that happens to the creepy resident of the white house.
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Reply 17 - Posted by: bighambone 4/12/2022 10:49:18 PM (No. 1127027)
Biden was hawking gasoline containing over 10% ethanol which most motor vehicles can’t run on unless you want to pay for a lot of damaged auto parts.
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Reply 18 - Posted by: 3XALADY 4/12/2022 11:02:18 PM (No. 1127030)
I DID THAT. Me. hehe
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Reply 19 - Posted by: Ruhn 4/12/2022 11:15:36 PM (No. 1127032)
As foretold in prophesy...
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Reply 20 - Posted by: qr4j 4/13/2022 12:22:57 AM (No. 1127054)
That bird expressed the sentiments of more than 60 percent of Americans and a lot of Afghans too! Somebody get out the Kate Smith albums: God bless America! Splat!
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Reply 21 - Posted by: Strike3 4/13/2022 5:57:31 AM (No. 1127117)
Bird doing what the rest of us would love to do but are mindful of the adverse reaction of the Secret Service.
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Reply 22 - Posted by: Trigger2 4/13/2022 7:17:23 AM (No. 1127185)
Otherwise known as a perfect strike. Too bad it took a bird to do it.
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Reply 23 - Posted by: broken01 4/13/2022 8:11:44 AM (No. 1127229)
Even the birds think that the Jotato is full of Schiff.
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Reply 24 - Posted by: JackBurton 4/13/2022 8:29:55 AM (No. 1127240)
Better than having a fly land on him, I guess. Birdie, birdie, in the sky. Drop some whitewash in my eye. I'm a big boy; I won't cry. I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
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Reply 25 - Posted by: MickTurn 4/13/2022 10:49:17 AM (No. 1127469)
Birds are excellent judges of character...Direct HIT!
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Reply 26 - Posted by: bighambone 4/13/2022 10:50:57 AM (No. 1127473)
You should not be surprised, as Biden has made himself a big target when it comes to being pooped at!
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