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A sneezing ferret has tested positive
for COVID in Florida, federal authorities say

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Posted By: NorthernDog, 9/25/2021 9:00:18 AM

MIAMI - A ferret has tested positive for COVID-19 in Florida, federal officials announced Friday. This is the first ferret to test positive for COVID-19 in the United States, according to a U.S. Department of Agriculture news release. A ferret in the European nation of Slovenia previously tested positive for the virus. USDA officials said samples from the Florida ferret were tested after the animal showed symptoms that included sneezing and coughing. Officials believe the ferret acquired the infection from a person with COVID-19. The small mustelids are commonly kept as pets. Officials didn’t say where in Florida the infected

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I'm more worried about a Federal government that would actually be testing ferrets for COVID than I worry about the disease itself.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Skinnydip 9/25/2021 9:06:50 AM (No. 925943)
Obviously, it didn't wear a mask as dictated by pResident *.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: bad-hair 9/25/2021 9:11:47 AM (No. 925952)
So easy solution. Quarantine ALL ferrets for 14 days to flatten the curve. Personally I think Doc Fuzzy looks like a ferret.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: seamusm 9/25/2021 9:38:51 AM (No. 925975)
Quarantine failure? Biden must MANDATE ferrets to get vaxed - unless they're immigrant ferrets, of course.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: Come And Take It 9/25/2021 9:43:21 AM (No. 925978)
And yet the head ferret in charge is allowed to run around coughing, gagging and picking his nose with complete impunity.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: wilarrbie 9/25/2021 9:44:30 AM (No. 925979)
Welcome to APOCOLYPSE BINGO!!! If anyone has covid spewing sneezing ferrets...Mark your cards!
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Reply 6 - Posted by: bogeegolf 9/25/2021 9:47:21 AM (No. 925984)
I hear you OP.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: Hazymac 9/25/2021 9:51:41 AM (No. 925990)
In Hitchcock's The Birds during a frenzied air attack on Bodega Bay's citizens, approximately a dozen of them holed up in a restaurant, where an old man kept repeating, "It's the end of the world." The bird lady, an expert on the feathery critters, told the crowd that if the earth's billions of birds decided to organize an attack on people, "We wouldn't have a chance." But then remember the mother who was as frightened as Fauci, telling the people to please shut up because the kids were being frightened. Some people can't live without their fear. Poor creatures.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: padiva 9/25/2021 9:55:14 AM (No. 925995)
Hat tip to #5!
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Reply 9 - Posted by: Shells 9/25/2021 10:08:55 AM (No. 926013)
ROFLMAO #5. Thanks.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: clayusmcret 9/25/2021 10:09:02 AM (No. 926014)
Cool. It can have my shots.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: planetgeo 9/25/2021 10:10:37 AM (No. 926019)
A sneezing ferret has tested positive for COVID in Florida...and announced that it will be running for Congress as a Democrat this fall. Says he wants to join the rest of the weasels there, according to the lady frantically doing the ferret translation in the circle at the bottom of the TV.
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Reply 12 - Posted by: Sorosisbehindit 9/25/2021 10:14:43 AM (No. 926024)
Let's see if I can predict the future. You now need to vaccinate your pets. (Pfizer doses will not go to waste.) Since I believe the vaccine is the reason for the Delta variant, that means pets would be further spreading it. This will backfire when pets start dying. These liberals may put up with the government killing off granny, but you kill their cat or their yorkie and there will be hell to pay!
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Reply 13 - Posted by: Strike3 9/25/2021 10:47:24 AM (No. 926065)
Absolutely anything will be used to slam Florida and DeSantis. I think these "experts" could get a positive reading out of the mummy of King Tutankhamun.
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Reply 14 - Posted by: SkeezerMcGee 9/25/2021 10:56:53 AM (No. 926075)
Federal officials were alerted about a COVID infected ferret resulting in federal governmant involvement and national news. It's symptoms seem similar to those of a healthly child = sniffles. A telling sign of these times. Federal officials are everywhere! Reminds me of being in the Army in Germany, camping in woods 60 miles from nowhere. A Captain - Alfred Svenson - defected to East Germany and within an hour our encampment was crawling with at least 10 CIA agents, wearing civilian clothes, driving German cars bearing German license plates. I concluded that West Germany had to be thick with CIA Agents.
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Reply 15 - Posted by: Toby Ten Bears 9/25/2021 11:05:19 AM (No. 926086)
OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!!! OMG!!!!
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Reply 16 - Posted by: Rumblehog 9/25/2021 11:06:39 AM (No. 926090)
Ferret Fever? Devious Chinese b@startds. s/o
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Reply 17 - Posted by: Readaholic 9/25/2021 11:15:02 AM (No. 926098)
Don't you see? Now they can confiscate and murder our pets.
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Reply 18 - Posted by: Readaholic 9/25/2021 11:15:51 AM (No. 926099)
And I wasn't thinking of ferrets. I'm thinking of dogs, cats, etc. And livestock.
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Reply 19 - Posted by: DVC 9/25/2021 12:08:27 PM (No. 926150)
And this is news, why?
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Reply 20 - Posted by: Hermit_Crab 9/25/2021 3:03:49 PM (No. 926300)
But then fresh fruits, cans of cola etc have also tested positive for covid.
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Reply 21 - Posted by: whyyeseyec 9/25/2021 3:15:14 PM (No. 926307)
Just curious, was the ferret wearing checkerboard shorts, black socks and white shoes?
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Reply 22 - Posted by: Birddog 9/25/2021 4:23:59 PM (No. 926352)
This on the heels of Lions, Tigers and Bears...Oh MY!...as well as Gorillas, in the nations largest zoos caught it...even though already vax'd and masked handlers and obviously "Social Distancing" were in full force.
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Reply 23 - Posted by: mifla 9/28/2021 7:21:24 AM (No. 928633)
Probably one of the Congress critters.
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