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'Lefty Joe' is 81 years old and he's
still pitching. Not softball. Hardball.

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Posted By: MDConservative, 8/14/2021 10:00:22 AM

Joe Zich doesn't have one secret to staying on a baseball diamond at age 81. He has several, and he'll tell you all about them. It's the running two to three times a week, the stretching regimen, the tossing to a backstop two to three times a week with a rubber ball he bought from Dunham's Sports. He'll tell you all about the mechanics he uses on the mound, skills that have enabled him to keep pitching after all these years. To reiterate: "Lefty Joe" pitches for his baseball team. This isn't slow-pitch softball.

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Baseball. It's supposed to be hard. It sure was for me. I cannot imagine playing into my 80s...but wouldn't that be something? Give these old timers credit.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: hershey 8/14/2021 10:15:09 AM (No. 878584)
When I first read the headline I vomited in my mouth a little bit...thinking it was about Biteme...
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Reply 2 - Posted by: Flyball Dogs 8/14/2021 10:18:16 AM (No. 878589)
Ditto #1. But glad I read it. Fun read. Thanks for posting.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: Avikingman 8/14/2021 10:20:41 AM (No. 878594)
A couple of weeks ago, I think, Bidet was boasting about hitting one off the wall - "268 feet or something like that" when the Sox were at the Whitehouse. He can't stop lying, it's congenital, predictable and tiring. Walter Mitty in full.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: Avikingman 8/14/2021 10:21:29 AM (No. 878597)
Ooops, forgot. Sry for second post. Yes! Thanks for posting.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: bad-hair 8/14/2021 10:21:42 AM (No. 878598)
Who's on first. Can he still make the pick off ?
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Reply 6 - Posted by: SweetSweetback 8/14/2021 11:04:51 AM (No. 878654)
Well hell …….. OUR “Lefty”, Vegetable Joe, looks like he’s 101, acts like he’s 3, still pitching lies like a Pez dispenser, unable to answer softball questions by the press, yet plays hardball when it comes to destroying the country
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Reply 7 - Posted by: Mizz Fixxit 8/14/2021 11:10:25 AM (No. 878660)
This old boy is in good shape. I admire him.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: cjjeepercreeper 8/14/2021 11:26:34 AM (No. 878680)
Paywall or turn off my adblocker. No thank you.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: Venturer 8/14/2021 11:58:10 AM (No. 878729)
He is just one of those lucky people who don't have arthritis.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: SkeezerMcGee 8/14/2021 1:19:10 PM (No. 878834)
Fauci was given a try out for Joe's team but (in spite of Fauci's attempted bribery of the admissions committee) Fauci was summarily cut after one throw. Fauci's' attempted throw was far to the left and hit the ground about half way to his target.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: Rumblehog 8/14/2021 2:44:30 PM (No. 878933)
That's one hell of an arm! God blessed Joe with good soft-tissue, tendons and ligaments, that's for sure.
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Reply 12 - Posted by: EQKimball 8/14/2021 9:05:14 PM (No. 879257)
I know it’s early, but could he come in and relieve Delaware Joe? Bases are loaded and nobody out. Count is 3-0. “Big Guy” Joe has kind of zoned out. Maybe from too many cross-country runs in the ol’ semi, or overdosing on hairspray and scents at the daily photo-ops. The stands are getting pretty nervous.
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Joe Zich doesn't have one secret to staying on a baseball diamond at age 81. He has several, and he'll tell you all about them. It's the running two to three times a week, the stretching regimen, the tossing to a backstop two to three times a week with a rubber ball he bought from Dunham's Sports. He'll tell you all about the mechanics he uses on the mound, skills that have enabled him to keep pitching after all these years. To reiterate: "Lefty Joe" pitches for his baseball team. This isn't slow-pitch softball.
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