Feeble Joe Biden Sporting ‘Boat Anchor’
Shoes for Maximum Stability
Gateway Pundit,
by
Margaret Flavin
Original Article
Posted By: Imright,
3/18/2024 2:03:59 PM
Feeble Joe Biden needs all the help he can get to stop from falling over.
He can’t seem to navigate the stairs on Air Force One, has trouble with bikes, and can’t even manage to stay on his feet on stage. (Photo) His handlers are so worried about his ability to stay upright he is now sporting new “boat anchor” shoes for maximum stability. (X Video) The New York Post reports: Observers have likened the shoes to “boat anchors” and “piers,” but the “Inside Edition” report attached to the tweet revealed that the president’s new shoes are actually “lifestyle sneakers” that are made by the shoe brand Hoka.
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Reply 1 - Posted by:
DVC 3/18/2024 2:14:13 PM (No. 1680331)
They are desperate to try anything to help him stay upright. But his brain is still shot, and was never much to begin with.
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
Safari Man 3/18/2024 2:17:17 PM (No. 1680333)
He needs gyro-stabilized shoes.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
scottj 3/18/2024 2:30:28 PM (No. 1680339)
It won't be long before he's wearing snowshoes and holding ski poles to keep him from falling over.
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
Rather Read 3/18/2024 2:37:06 PM (No. 1680342)
I wear Hokas almost all the time. I have a mallet toe and heel spurs and I need the cushioning. But I have all my wits and brains about me unlike a certain Brandon creature.
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
DVC 3/18/2024 2:37:16 PM (No. 1680343)
How long before he needs to use a walker?
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
earlybird 3/18/2024 2:43:21 PM (No. 1680346)
Balance is not located in our feet. Extra wide soles won't do it.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
lynngirl122 3/18/2024 3:02:07 PM (No. 1680351)
What's next Wrangler jeans and white old man sneakers. BTW click on the original article the comments are hilarious.
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
Ida Lou Pino 3/18/2024 3:02:26 PM (No. 1680352)
In a few months - - Despicable Joe will have to wear standard prison issue shoes.
Good luck with that, Despicable Joe!
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
earlybird 3/18/2024 3:06:45 PM (No. 1680353)
Can you see him wearing heavy extended soles while going up and down stairs?
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
DVC 3/18/2024 3:51:38 PM (No. 1680377)
I looked up the specific model shoe....not any kind of a weighted or 'boat anchor' shoe, just traction tread, soft, squishy comfortable black sort of sneakers. A bit overblown, actually.
https://www.runningwarehouse.com/HOKA_Transport/descpage-HO1TRM0.html?from=bshop&msclkid=8377d8d0c83e16222330bd285337dab6
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
earlybird 3/18/2024 5:23:26 PM (No. 1680422)
This shoe model is billed as a walking shoe for runners. Those sole extensions protrude around the sides and back of the shoe. And the shoes are cushioned. Squishy. AF1, here the ole boy comin'...
Who is bringing the popcorn?
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
JHHolliday 3/18/2024 6:14:56 PM (No. 1680438)
I have pair. A bit pricey but good shoes. I got them before I had my bunion problem fixed to help that and now wear them all the time.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
udanja99 3/18/2024 6:30:21 PM (No. 1680441)
Exactly right, #6. It’s in the eyes and ears which send signals to the brain. Which explains Pedo Joe’s problem.
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
Petronius 3/18/2024 7:50:52 PM (No. 1680476)
He should be wearing clown shoes.
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
Hazymac 3/18/2024 8:01:00 PM (No. 1680479)
Uh oh. I'd better be careful. My shoes aren't the Hoka boat anchors, but they are boat shoes, docksiders, Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville brand which I've worn for over a decade. They're very comfortable, and if I go out on the big water--it's 1,050 miles southwest to Tampico in a straight line from my coast-- I don't need to swap footwear.
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
MickTurn 3/18/2024 10:04:33 PM (No. 1680544)
All Joey Briben needs to go with his BIG SHOES is a BIG HAT to fit on his Pointed Head.
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
lynngirl122 3/21/2024 3:25:40 PM (No. 1682420)
Nothing says authority and leadership like old man sneakers.
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
ussjimmycarter 3/21/2024 3:28:19 PM (No. 1682422)
He has central neuropathy of the soul!
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