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Paramount Super Bowl Commercial Is Completely
Ridiculous - and Marvelous

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Posted By: Imright, 2/4/2024 2:11:38 AM

I will give you fair warning. If you want to watch the Super Bowl and be surprised by the commercials, then stop reading here since I'm going to be revealing one. But I have to say that this one found by our sister site Twitchy is pretty funny and anything that has Patrick Stewart in it has to be good. It's already going viral with over 21 million views. So if you need a laugh, this is likely to get you there with some charming silliness. In addition to Stewart, it has a bunch of people and cartoon characters, including

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Reply 1 - Posted by: thethirdruffian 2/4/2024 5:14:43 AM (No. 1650380)
If that’s the best, then it’s going to be a bad year. That was just creepy.
50 people like this.

Reply 2 - Posted by: BarryNo 2/4/2024 5:48:37 AM (No. 1650391)
I agree with respondent no. 1.
34 people like this.

Reply 3 - Posted by: SweetPea3 2/4/2024 5:50:44 AM (No. 1650392)
Dumb. Just dumb.
39 people like this.

Reply 4 - Posted by: EJKrausJr 2/4/2024 6:41:24 AM (No. 1650421)
Just watched it. Wasn't funny. Who at Paramount thought this up? Heinerscheid?
41 people like this.

Reply 5 - Posted by: Strike3 2/4/2024 6:54:08 AM (No. 1650431)
Not planning to watch the sooper bowl or any of its stupid commercials so no need to read further,
25 people like this.

Reply 6 - Posted by: Cynical Backstory 2/4/2024 6:56:34 AM (No. 1650432)
What am I missing? It was pointless and stupid.
41 people like this.

Reply 7 - Posted by: rushie 2/4/2024 7:34:15 AM (No. 1650454)
The Emperor has no clothes! Probably an influencer started the ball rolling and no one wants to admit they don’t see anything funny about it. No point to it at all.
24 people like this.

Reply 8 - Posted by: Msquared112 2/4/2024 8:05:33 AM (No. 1650478)
Well, call me a killjoy but I can find nothing funny or marvelous about it. It's just silly and vapid.
30 people like this.

Reply 9 - Posted by: Sorosisbehindit 2/4/2024 8:15:11 AM (No. 1650484)
Well I laughed out loud. Not every commercial has to be serious or sentimental. The entire superbowl is a joke with this fake girl friend drama. The commercials are the only thing I will watch.
11 people like this.

Reply 10 - Posted by: 68BattleofBealeVet 2/4/2024 8:38:18 AM (No. 1650505)
It's silly and I don't see what they are selling. I guess that IS the point!
23 people like this.

Reply 11 - Posted by: DiegoDude 2/4/2024 9:19:32 AM (No. 1650533)
What a waste of air time.
20 people like this.

Reply 12 - Posted by: anniebc 2/4/2024 9:54:00 AM (No. 1650568)
I don't get it.
20 people like this.

Reply 13 - Posted by: LooseCannon 2/4/2024 9:56:06 AM (No. 1650570)
Somebody help me. I can't find the funny part.
18 people like this.

Reply 14 - Posted by: Quigley 2/4/2024 10:09:30 AM (No. 1650582)
Patrick Stewart? no thanks.
16 people like this.

Reply 15 - Posted by: coldoc 2/4/2024 10:42:13 AM (No. 1650595)
All above beat me to it. Where's the funny part?
16 people like this.

Reply 16 - Posted by: RubiconDan 2/4/2024 11:04:13 AM (No. 1650613)
All of the above and one more: Stupid. Very Stupid. STUPID.
15 people like this.

Reply 17 - Posted by: FLCracker 2/4/2024 11:24:46 AM (No. 1650625)
So Paramount is saying they come "just that close" to making the mark?
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Reply 18 - Posted by: AltaD 2/4/2024 12:32:19 PM (No. 1650688)
It's okay. I imagine it would be funnier if I knew all the shows these actors and the cartoons are from.
9 people like this.

Reply 19 - Posted by: gop_guys 2/4/2024 12:49:45 PM (No. 1650710)
Ridiculous yes, marvelous, absolutely not!
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Reply 20 - Posted by: akudaq 2/4/2024 1:03:07 PM (No. 1650717)
I miss the Bud frogs, the lizards, and the ferret. I remember folks truly enjoying those commercials. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sR3uoIn4kU
4 people like this.

Reply 21 - Posted by: caljeepgirl 2/4/2024 1:42:00 PM (No. 1650743)
#17 is on to something....
5 people like this.

Reply 22 - Posted by: LadyHen 2/4/2024 5:18:38 PM (No. 1650843)
Who hasn't wanted to tell Drew Barrymore to "shut your face" about a thousand times in the past 3 decades? I thought it was funny.. not rofl but lol.. but then I actually know the shows and get the references. Guess they are aiming for the under 60's. I have subbed Paramount streaming some this past year. Dropped it because I wasn't using it enough but might pick it back up if I get in the mood. Steaming beats the heck out of paying $100 a month for 500 channels of which you watch all of 5 and even then you might only like a quarter of what they show.
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Reply 23 - Posted by: Hermit_Crab 2/4/2024 5:30:58 PM (No. 1650849)
Stewart has been nothing but a parody of himself for ten years. And this whole commercial is just cringe.
6 people like this.

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