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They’re coming for your houseplants

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Posted By: Big Bopper, 1/12/2024 5:22:54 PM

First, they came for the gas stoves, And I did not speak out Because mine is electric. Then they came for the dishwashers, And I did not speak out Because I use paper plates. Then they came for the furnaces, And I did not speak out Because I keep the heat at 60. Then they came for the houseplants, And I did not speak out Because I’m not a houseplant.* Even though I’m not one, some of my best and oldest friends are. I have a jade plant that is a cutting of a cutting of a cutting of a cutting of a cutting that I bought as a sophomore in college over ten years ago.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Proud Texan 1/12/2024 5:35:50 PM (No. 1634912)
The biggest sources of excess CO2 are the "climate change" freaks and their power hungry regulators. Take them out of the equation wouldn't change climate warming because that is a farce anyway. It sure would make life a lot better for everyone else though.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: mc squared 1/12/2024 6:11:40 PM (No. 1634938)
The greenies would make great fertilizer given the proper processing.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: BarryNo 1/12/2024 6:12:20 PM (No. 1634940)
Vegans should be outlawed! They eat plants that absorb Carbon dioxide and ignore animals that produce methane while producing methane of their own! Jail all Vegans and force them to eat meat!
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Reply 4 - Posted by: udanja99 1/12/2024 6:44:06 PM (No. 1634959)
Gee, I remember back in the early 70’s when the big houseplant craze really took off and one of the reasons given for having them was that they were healthy for humans since they provided oxygen for your home, I guess that we no longer need oxygen and I would suggest that the greenies quit making use of it completely.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: Sorosisbehindit 1/12/2024 6:49:48 PM (No. 1634962)
I can see it coming...."you will have rocks in your yard and be happy". No more wasting water and soil and fertilizer on grass or flowers.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: plomke 1/12/2024 6:54:31 PM (No. 1634970)
They can have my ficus when they pry it from my cold dead hands...
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Reply 7 - Posted by: janjan 1/12/2024 7:08:26 PM (No. 1634977)
Is the Supreme Court going to have to rule on houseplant ownership?
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Reply 8 - Posted by: jalo1951 1/12/2024 7:23:29 PM (No. 1634984)
I believe his reasoning was all the supplies that you needed, soil, fertilizer, small tools, pots, watering cans etc. use energy to be made and transported to stores to be sold. That's the problem. If you wish to get a sprig of some green plant from your alley or a seed you might have lying around and use one of your old coffee mugs and get some dirt by the curb then you are good to go. But God forbid if you go into a florist or greenhouse and purchase some nice big green bushy plant with red flowers already blooming. That's the big no no. Stores should not sell plants or any of the paraphernalia that goes along with taking care of them. Everything we do, eat, use, requires some type of energy. Tricky isn't it. There is not much of anything we can do that does not require energy on some level. Some require a little some a lot. I assume we means for us to sit naked in the sun, eating goobers and then crawling into our holes at night. Perhaps admiring a dandelion now and then. These people are insane.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: mean Gene 1/12/2024 7:28:48 PM (No. 1634987)
What you have in houseplants might soon be all you can get - from stores - in houseplants. Good thing propagating plants is so easy. We share fresh pots of aloes, donkeytail succulents, colius, creeping charlies, spiderplants, "wandering Jews," every time anyone wants one. We bought a CO2 counter for indoors. Our houseplants bring our home down to lower than the planet's outdoor average! And "seasonal depression," is no more when you use "sunlight" bulbs in your home during these long winters.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: Bur Oak 1/12/2024 7:31:06 PM (No. 1634989)
In many locales they've already come for your rain barrel. They won't stop until they come and get you.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: Faithfully 1/12/2024 8:27:00 PM (No. 1635005)
Without internet we would never have heard of there fever dreams. Think about it. Relax.
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Reply 12 - Posted by: coldborezero 1/13/2024 8:29:10 AM (No. 1635269)
Earth is a carbon-based planet inhabited by carbon-based organisms. Carbon is the building block of everything on this planet. It is NOT a pollutant and is essential to life. By arguing whether or not this or that increases or decreases CO2 is to fall into the trap set by the left. STOP IT!! JUST STOP! The proper response to someone who says that something increases carbon in the atmosphere is, “So?”. Idiocracy.
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Reply 13 - Posted by: AltaD 1/13/2024 12:23:24 PM (No. 1635445)
Bezos' climate "reporter" says houseplants are bad because in addition to fertilizer and pots, they require trucks to transport them. Hmm, which industry has more trucks on the roads, garden centers or Amazon?
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