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Annals of Senescence

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Posted By: Hazymac, 9/29/2023 9:47:38 AM

Alex Thompson reports that President Biden is working on a critical project for his re-election bid: Make sure he doesn’t trip. Thompson’s Axios scoop runs under the headline “Biden team’s don’t-let-him-trip mission.” The Biden team is worried that one more public tumble might convince voters that Biden is not up to the job. I believe that voters already come to that view, and with good reason. The physical manifestation of his senescence corresponds with his visible limitations of speech and understanding. He makes 80 look like the new 100. Thompson’s scoop has more than enough material to work up a Saturday Night Live routine: With a physical therapist, Biden has been doing exercises

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Hazymac 9/29/2023 10:06:16 AM (No. 1565541)
FTA: (Alex Thompson) "Biden’s doctor has recommended exercises for balance, which he called “proprioceptive maintenance maneuvers.” Wow. What bovine scatology. Scott Johnson recommends that Brandon take up ballet, which would help with balance. Can't wait to see FJB in toe shoes and a tutu.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: Maggie2u 9/29/2023 10:37:50 AM (No. 1565571)
FTA...'80 is the new 100'. Love it and I am so stealing that.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: danu 9/29/2023 1:43:19 PM (No. 1565693)
the superspreader of excretions dons the tutu , for the plie' and the grande jete'. what could possibly go wrong?
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Reply 4 - Posted by: zoidberg 9/29/2023 2:44:54 PM (No. 1565717)
If you think Biden is up to the job, you're the one who's tripping.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: RuckusTom 9/29/2023 6:37:12 PM (No. 1565826)
Remember how much fun SNL had when Gerald Ford had a stumble on the stairs of Air Force One? Sheez SNL. You could have had 7 or 8 skits on Biden by now. His skits write themselves. (7 in public and 1 at home - that they tell us about).
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Reply 6 - Posted by: mifla 9/30/2023 7:36:52 AM (No. 1566050)
One more trip on Joe's part won't cause me to change my opinion of him.
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