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Martha Stewart Stars in Ultra-Cringe Pfizer
Vaccine Ad

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Posted By: ladydawgfan, 2/2/2023 2:27:19 AM

Because the vax is set to hit the consumer market and the government will no longer fully subsidize the multinational corporation’s profits, it’s time to move some “safe and effective” product into the private sector. To that end, Pfizer produced a bizarre TV ad featuring, fittingly, convicted felon Martha Stewart. The ad opens in a kitchen with Martha sharpening a samurai sword. “You know that unwelcome guest everyone wishes would just leave already? That’s COVID-19,” she says. [Video] “That’s why I got the new, updated booster designed to help protect against recent omicron variants,” she continues as she points the sword menacingly at the viewer.


I am gladly donating my clot shots and all boosters to Martha Stewart and anyone who still wants to play Russian Roulette with their health.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: mean Gene 2/2/2023 2:50:49 AM (No. 1392609)
Omicron vax? Omicron is almost extinct. Everybody got it last summer already.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: HisHandmaiden 2/2/2023 2:52:45 AM (No. 1392610)
No doubt many of us LDotters since the ‘blue dress’ have continued our ‘homework,’ paid attention, pray often… and had wisdom to up their Vit C, Vit D3, zinc, B-complex, quercetin, clean water, exercise, and to trust The Almighty to keep us well and come alongside others who need our love, prayer, and encouragement. TBIYTC
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Reply 3 - Posted by: Jesuslover54 2/2/2023 5:22:08 AM (No. 1392638)
Just like in this ad, the vax always comes with a not too subtle threat of (Islamic?) beheading. BTW, what is Bourla's background?
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Reply 4 - Posted by: franq 2/2/2023 5:52:16 AM (No. 1392652)
This is why the foot dragging on ending the COVID emergency. $$$$$$$$$
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Reply 5 - Posted by: Hazymac 2/2/2023 6:32:05 AM (No. 1392658)
Got myocarditis?
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Reply 6 - Posted by: WhamDBambam 2/2/2023 6:32:53 AM (No. 1392660)
Must have gotten an insider tip...
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Reply 7 - Posted by: jinx 2/2/2023 7:22:20 AM (No. 1392680)
Celebrities like Martha Stewart will do or say anything for money. How much is enough!!!!
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Reply 8 - Posted by: snapper451 2/2/2023 7:31:39 AM (No. 1392684)
When the government endows you with HUNDREDS of billions of dollars, you get to waste a lot of money on a commercial like that. No oversight, even from management, who are too busy counting their fortune. I worked in pharma my whole career, a $1 billion a year drug was a dream and a rarity. The got hundreds of billions for their jabs (not a vaccine) with NO marketing costs (until this junker) and a fascist government enforcing the use of their product, with threats of loss of jobs and income. Pfizer should be punished.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: padiva 2/2/2023 7:48:48 AM (No. 1392703)
Follow the Martha Stewart....
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Reply 10 - Posted by: Cindiana 2/2/2023 7:55:04 AM (No. 1392710)
Martha's obviously been doing way too much weed with her BFF Snoop. I'm surprised he wasn't in the commercial with her.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: thefield 2/2/2023 8:44:25 AM (No. 1392740)
Isn't something about felons and weapons?
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Reply 12 - Posted by: cjjeepercreeper 2/2/2023 9:30:20 AM (No. 1392778)
I saw it last night and almost threw up. My only response was WT...
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Reply 13 - Posted by: red1066 2/2/2023 9:41:09 AM (No. 1392785)
I saw it and changed the channel.
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Reply 14 - Posted by: LC Chihuahua 2/2/2023 10:07:55 AM (No. 1392801)
The ad I remember is the one where Pfizer 'warns' that 200 million people could be at risk from 'complications' after catching COVID. Generalizations like 'being overweight' or being 'older'. Nothing like scare tactics. Pfizer should be required to say how many people would be at risk from taking their vaccine. Anyone with heart issues should certainly think twice. How many millions of people would that be?
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Reply 15 - Posted by: FLCracker 2/2/2023 10:18:59 AM (No. 1392811)
Oh, so that really is Martha Stewart. The voice sounded like her, but the person only kind of looked like her. And I get all my medical advice from a Martha Stewart wannabe. (This is sarcasm.)
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Reply 16 - Posted by: Heil Liberals 2/2/2023 10:35:46 AM (No. 1392826)
I guess she's still paying off her debt to society. In the meantime, the Biden's skate along, laughing all the way to the bank.
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Reply 17 - Posted by: oldmagnolia 2/2/2023 10:47:07 AM (No. 1392837)
I never liked her. I always thought she was a phony.
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Reply 18 - Posted by: janjan 2/2/2023 10:50:11 AM (No. 1392843)
You really should be afraid of people who would get a Covid vaccine based on the advice of Martha Stewart.
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Reply 19 - Posted by: columba 2/2/2023 11:01:11 AM (No. 1392855)
I don't have a TV.
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Reply 20 - Posted by: DVC 2/2/2023 12:21:47 PM (No. 1392950)
Useless shots intended to protect from extinct forms of a rapidly mutating virus....which have hideous, deadly side effects. Sometimes I wonder if the "side effects" are the real intent. But, a good Christian boss that I worked for once said, "If mere incompetence can explain a problem, that could also be malfeasance, it is most likely to be incompetence. Incompetence is at least a thousand times more common than actual malicious intent." So....maybe they are just incompetent. Either way - not a chance that I'll ever take ANY shot based on mRNA technology. So far there were have been four failed experiments with the idea of mRNA 'vaccines'. Three were animal trials and ultimately 100% of the experimental animals died from the effects of the shot or reinfection. On this fourth human trial, huge number of the experimental subjects have already died. Too soon to know of it will be 100% like in the animal experiments, but we are tracking steadily in that direction, I am very sad to say.
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Reply 21 - Posted by: earlybird 2/2/2023 12:31:09 PM (No. 1392961)
Re OP, Martha can have mine, too...
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Reply 22 - Posted by: GoodDeal 2/2/2023 1:26:23 PM (No. 1393007)
She is the devil's advocate and is not to be trusted. Her words are lies meant to deceive. Satan is pushing to deceive destroy ruin and kill as many as possible. Trust in your God-given and God-created natural immune system. Your body is the Temple of the Lord. Keep it healthy and strong and these man-made creations of death will do you no harm. We know many people die with the Phizer Fauchi Chiflu but most not from it. Only those of old age with serious other medical conditions that are exacerbated by the Phizer Fauci Chiflu. If you took the jab, repent of your sin, ask God to forgive you, and believe in Jesus to save you.
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Reply 23 - Posted by: Donna M 2/2/2023 3:16:13 PM (No. 1393113)
Take another 20 boosters, Martha, and let's ensure they are real. I suspect that many of the elite and famous have taken saline shots and found cooperative docs to give them their certificate so they can work and travel.
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Reply 24 - Posted by: MickTurn 2/3/2023 9:35:09 AM (No. 1393712)
Give her about 20 Vax Jabs, that will take care of this stupidity!
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Reply 25 - Posted by: Faithfully 2/3/2023 10:40:10 PM (No. 1394289)
Martha Stewart, the faux Brahmin gone Snoop Dog. You can't make this up!
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