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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s mansion
engulfed by foul smell

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Posted By: WhamDBambam, 2/14/2022 7:55:53 AM

There is something fishy in Montecito. A putrid smell is said to have inundated Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s $14.65 million, nine-bedroom, 19-bathroom mansion, according to several reports. Neighbors in the upscale Santa Barbara community “disgusted” by the pungent fragrance have reportedly complained about the issue to no avail.


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Reply 1 - Posted by: thethirdruffian 2/14/2022 7:59:46 AM (No. 1071442)
It’s the smell of his rotting privates she keeps on the mantle.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: singermom9 2/14/2022 8:27:43 AM (No. 1071472)
THEY ARE they foul smell.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: seamusm 2/14/2022 8:40:31 AM (No. 1071494)
Two rotting corpses? Surprised the stench has escaped till now. Markle has the exact opposite of a Midas touch.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: triggerberg 2/14/2022 8:44:34 AM (No. 1071499)
This sounds like the story of the woman who got revenge on her cheating husband and his new wife by letting the former husband have the house, but only after she filled the curtain rods with dead fish. When the new wife could not get rid of the smell she demanded they buy a new house. Former husband gives the house back to former wife, and former wife replaces the curtain rods.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: MickTurn 2/14/2022 8:45:23 AM (No. 1071501)
And so it goes for the Former prince and Bwitch...
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Reply 6 - Posted by: Jesuslover54 2/14/2022 9:03:45 AM (No. 1071536)
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Reply 7 - Posted by: skacmar 2/14/2022 9:20:04 AM (No. 1071552)
It is the stench of liberalism permeating the area.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: msts 2/14/2022 9:22:01 AM (No. 1071555)
Probably several of their nineteen bathrooms, seldom if ever used, have dried out sanitary drain traps and they are emitting sewer gas. I mean, how do you consistently put water into those drains because there is no f'n way those two nitwits either use that many bathrooms or have any idea how a house works
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Reply 9 - Posted by: bigfatslob 2/14/2022 9:23:53 AM (No. 1071557)
Like napalm it's the stench of liberal stupidity rotting from these two boring dead fish.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: Strike3 2/14/2022 9:24:58 AM (No. 1071559)
Bodies in shallow graves?
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Reply 11 - Posted by: Laotzu 2/14/2022 9:31:20 AM (No. 1071567)
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Reply 12 - Posted by: padiva 2/14/2022 9:52:36 AM (No. 1071599)
It's the death of Harry's legacy and his connection to the royals.
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Reply 13 - Posted by: Kafka2 2/14/2022 10:07:46 AM (No. 1071611)
A lot of unsubstantiated speculation designed to create headlines to sell papers.
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Reply 14 - Posted by: earlybird 2/14/2022 10:14:15 AM (No. 1071618)
My memory of Montecito tells me that their mansion is nowhere near the bird refuge. They are in upper Montecito near Oprah and all the fat fat faux celebrities. The bird refuge is south Hwy 101 adjacent to the most westerly part of Montecito. The estates are above East Valley Road in the most easterly part of Montecito, miles away.
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Reply 15 - Posted by: coldoc 2/14/2022 10:18:34 AM (No. 1071625)
G paltrow burning one of her candles.
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Reply 16 - Posted by: Daria 2/14/2022 10:20:11 AM (No. 1071627)
It's the smell of hubris.
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Reply 17 - Posted by: BarryNo 2/14/2022 10:31:40 AM (No. 1071646)
I read this... then readvit again, looking for news. Why did anyone bother writing this?
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Reply 18 - Posted by: MindMadeUp 2/14/2022 10:48:26 AM (No. 1071677)
Megan should get a bidet.
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Reply 19 - Posted by: Edgelady 2/14/2022 10:55:45 AM (No. 1071690)
This certainly won't help in their efforts to sell the place!
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Reply 20 - Posted by: TXknitter 2/14/2022 11:03:48 AM (No. 1071699)
I guess the entire pricey neighborhood suffers with this. Can you just imagine how gross???
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Reply 21 - Posted by: paral04 2/14/2022 11:13:07 AM (No. 1071710)
I all started when Megan and Harry walked in.
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Reply 22 - Posted by: oldmagnolia 2/14/2022 12:50:01 PM (No. 1071810)
Maybe the poop from the rescued chickens?
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Reply 23 - Posted by: edgar 2/14/2022 1:19:18 PM (No. 1071825)
I guess filming of their new Netflix series, 'Breaking Windham' is underway.
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Reply 24 - Posted by: Zeek Wolfe 2/14/2022 1:33:10 PM (No. 1071832)
Wealthy people often live in areas where septic systems are common. Malibu has many mansions on septic, this by design. Once sewers are installed it is easier to build lower cost housing. Housing tracts using septic are not possible because of groundwater contamination. So, places like Malibu use this to keep out the hoi polloi. Harry's septic has gone awry.
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Reply 25 - Posted by: rytwng 2/14/2022 1:41:54 PM (No. 1071844)
Did the Beast visit recently?
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Reply 26 - Posted by: Rich323 2/14/2022 2:51:06 PM (No. 1071889)
Tha's funny, it smelled great until they moved in.
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Reply 27 - Posted by: udanja99 2/14/2022 3:12:20 PM (No. 1071900)
I notice that their tennis court has no net. They’re even bigger frauds than we believed.
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Reply 28 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter 2/14/2022 3:40:54 PM (No. 1071915)
Does my heart good to read of suffering of our betters! If this were a poor neighborhood the city wouldn’t even answer the phone!
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Reply 29 - Posted by: rocket-j-squirrel 2/14/2022 4:59:02 PM (No. 1071969)
I have to laugh. Ten bathrooms over the count of nine master suites, the saunas, double kitchen set up with prep and cleanup sinks...what is the fixture count on toilets, lavatories, tubs, showers, dishwashers, sinks, clothes washers, etc. that went into the calculation to determine the size of the septic tank and leech field? They might have made an error in their math. Shoulda done that old due diligence thingy.
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Reply 30 - Posted by: BigGeorgeTX 2/14/2022 5:04:38 PM (No. 1071976)
Send her a case of "Summer's Eve".
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Reply 31 - Posted by: JimBob 2/15/2022 2:18:25 AM (No. 1072268)
My first thought was "Karma!"...... but I think that 'msts' (#8) is probably correct. Depends on what kind of foul odor. As for me, I'm far enough away that I can't smell it.
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Reply 32 - Posted by: ROLFNader 2/15/2022 9:15:11 AM (No. 1072483)
That's easy! They have too many bathrooms......
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Reply 33 - Posted by: broken01 2/18/2022 9:48:07 AM (No. 1075536)
With this couple the jokes continue to write themselves.
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