‘It’s perfect’: The Washington Football
Team reveals new name after nearly 2 yrs
but didn’t think of THIS
BizPac Review,
by
Frank Webster
Original Article
Posted By: Imright,
2/2/2022 6:32:32 PM
After 18 months of deliberations, the Washington Football Team finally has a new official team name: the Washington Commanders.Previously, the team was known as the Washington Redskins, dating back to the team’s inception in Boston in 1933, four years before the club moved to Washington.“As an organization, we are excited to rally and rise together as one under our new identity while paying homage to our local roots and what it means to represent the nation’s capital,” owner Dan Snyder said, according to the Daily Mail.“As we kick off our 90th season, it is important for our organization and fans to pay tribute to our past traditions, history, legacy and
Reply 1 - Posted by:
jimincalif 2/2/2022 6:37:59 PM (No. 1059471)
Fitting I suppose, since Washington elites thinks they can "command" us.
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
watashiyo 2/2/2022 6:41:46 PM (No. 1059475)
I don't watch the game anymore and never will.
23 people like this.
Reply 3 - Posted by:
RussZilla 2/2/2022 6:42:13 PM (No. 1059476)
Washington Commies. LOLOLOL!
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
Jethro bo 2/2/2022 6:45:40 PM (No. 1059478)
I always thought 'the Dictators' was the most appropriate name for a team in DC.
32 people like this.
Reply 5 - Posted by:
MarkTwain 2/2/2022 6:46:49 PM (No. 1059480)
They need to fire the owner.
17 people like this.
Reply 6 - Posted by:
NancyD 2/2/2022 6:54:34 PM (No. 1059486)
I thought Washington Swamp Rats would be a great name. They'd sell a lot of gear....
35 people like this.
Reply 7 - Posted by:
lakerman1 2/2/2022 6:58:04 PM (No. 1059491)
Washington Corruptocrats?
Washington Embezzlers?
Washington Wastrels?
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
Newtsche 2/2/2022 7:02:18 PM (No. 1059494)
That's the name of a frickin Biden dog!
Commander, has a totalitarian air about it.
GDJB
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Why not two separate logos? They could name their offense unit Washington Nuclear options. The defense could be named Washington Filibusterers.
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Kommisars.
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
ussjimmycarter 2/2/2022 7:10:47 PM (No. 1059501)
I’m surprised they aren’t the Pelosis!
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
Strike3 2/2/2022 7:17:37 PM (No. 1059505)
It IS perfect. The name sucks and so does the football team.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
SALady 2/2/2022 7:23:37 PM (No. 1059510)
"Commanders" sounds racist and sexist!!! I am offended, I tell you, offended!!!!!!
It is not "inclusive" or "gender neutral"!!!! Oh god (not that I believe in him/her/it), I need to go to my mommy's basement and hide from this hurtful new name!!!!!
The Washington football team had better send me a couple of million dollars in repartitions or else!!!!!! Wah, wah, wah.......
15 people like this.
Reply 14 - Posted by:
Heil Liberals 2/2/2022 7:33:41 PM (No. 1059512)
How about The Prophylactics - they prevent winning.
11 people like this.
Reply 15 - Posted by:
IowaDad 2/2/2022 7:37:04 PM (No. 1059516)
Better would be Taxanspenders
14 people like this.
Reply 16 - Posted by:
BarryNo 2/2/2022 7:37:15 PM (No. 1059517)
They deserve the "Washington Wafflers" as a team name. Commanders? HAH!!!
6 people like this.
Reply 17 - Posted by:
BeatleJeff 2/2/2022 7:42:28 PM (No. 1059525)
Dang, I was plumping for the Washington Please-NFL-Force-Dan-Snyder-to-Sell-the-Team. Since they didn't go with that I'll just keep calling them the Redskins like I have my entire life.
8 people like this.
Reply 18 - Posted by:
wilarrbie 2/2/2022 7:44:35 PM (No. 1059528)
#4, Yes and their mascot would be a Potato.
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
Lawsy0 2/2/2022 7:46:57 PM (No. 1059529)
That dumbot cannot count. It will be year ONE for the newly misnamed team. It ceased being a real team two years ago. That was in 2020. This is the beginning season for the Commanders, the end of the Washington Whatever's but the beloved Redskins were laid to rest in 2020. Premature death.
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
KTWO 2/2/2022 8:11:14 PM (No. 1059544)
I suggested The Washington Worldocrats.
4 people like this.
Reply 21 - Posted by:
downnout 2/2/2022 8:12:40 PM (No. 1059546)
Rats! I wanted to name them The Washington Parasites.
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
Laotzu 2/2/2022 8:13:38 PM (No. 1059547)
Any bets on how much input the White House had?
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Reply 23 - Posted by:
kono 2/2/2022 8:15:28 PM (No. 1059548)
Might as well have just rearranged the initials...
Washington
Team
Football
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Reply 24 - Posted by:
Toby Ten Bears 2/2/2022 8:26:40 PM (No. 1059556)
The Washington Swamp Rats...
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Reply 25 - Posted by:
dickiedeeb 2/2/2022 8:42:43 PM (No. 1059568)
Wastrels is perfect! And sell the team to Rancid W. Veeblefester
4 people like this.
Reply 26 - Posted by:
DaBigGuy 2/2/2022 9:00:45 PM (No. 1059578)
Hail to the Commies!
Hail equity!
Rioters torching!
Fight for old PC!
11 people like this.
Reply 27 - Posted by:
scottj 2/2/2022 9:10:19 PM (No. 1059585)
The Commanders? Thats pathetic. How about the Panderers?
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Reply 28 - Posted by:
formerNYer 2/2/2022 10:04:23 PM (No. 1059617)
The Washington "we have the worst owner in the league" has a nice ring to it.
3 people like this.
Reply 29 - Posted by:
Rich323 2/2/2022 10:31:36 PM (No. 1059636)
Should have changed their logo to a potato and remained the Redskins!
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Reply 30 - Posted by:
DHorne123 2/2/2022 10:41:06 PM (No. 1059643)
Hey! How bout the Trash Pandas? Or the Sod Puddles?
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Reply 31 - Posted by:
DVC 2/2/2022 11:19:28 PM (No. 1059659)
How about the Ensigns.
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Reply 32 - Posted by:
VAPMAN 2/3/2022 12:16:02 AM (No. 1059668)
I like The Washington Spenders.
4 people like this.
Reply 33 - Posted by:
LadyVet 2/3/2022 12:45:31 AM (No. 1059679)
Now, now #30. Don't go messing up a good Amarillo Sod Poodle brand. For those who don't know, "sod poodle" is a nickname for prairie dogs found out in West Texas and Panhandle area.
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Reply 34 - Posted by:
john56 2/3/2022 1:05:14 AM (No. 1059689)
I object to their name. The Washington part.
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Reply 35 - Posted by:
smokincol 2/3/2022 1:15:04 AM (No. 1059697)
I'll bet many of the "fans" still refer to the team as the "Redskins"
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Reply 36 - Posted by:
Blizzard 2/3/2022 1:16:40 AM (No. 1059699)
They will always be the Washington Redskins and the Cleveland Indians regardless of the woke crowd's wishes.
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Reply 37 - Posted by:
Cousair 2/3/2022 2:29:23 AM (No. 1059714)
A word made famous at the “Battle of the Bulge” would fit a team representing our capital.
WASHINGTON NUTS
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Reply 38 - Posted by:
SALady 2/3/2022 3:15:57 AM (No. 1059729)
It makes perfect sense considering the current ruling junta in DC.
The Dallas Cowboys are called "The Boys" or "The Pokes".
The San Francisco Forty Niners are usually called "The Niners".
So the Washington Commanders can simply be called "The Commies". Heck probably more truthful than any other name they could have picked!!!
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Reply 39 - Posted by:
rfr46 2/3/2022 3:35:35 AM (No. 1059733)
Too bad a vocal few have ruined the memories and good will of three generations of fans, because of some imaginary grievance. I have not watched an NFL game in over three decades and probably never will again, but until now I had an instinctive feeling of support for the 'Skins. No more.
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Reply 40 - Posted by:
bassman 2/3/2022 4:21:07 AM (No. 1059743)
They are the Washington Commies and they play in the Commode Bowl.
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Reply 41 - Posted by:
mifla 2/3/2022 4:50:44 AM (No. 1059757)
Commanders? Sounds white supremist to me.
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Reply 42 - Posted by:
Rumblehog 2/3/2022 5:37:04 AM (No. 1059777)
The Washington "Comrades" would have been more appropriate and refer to NFL Legend in his own mind, Roger Goodell as "Dear Leader" too.
2 people like this.
Reply 43 - Posted by:
udanja99 2/3/2022 9:00:35 AM (No. 1059969)
#35, my daughter is a rabid fan and still calls them the Redskins and wears all of her Redskins clothing when attending a game.
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Reply 44 - Posted by:
privateer 2/3/2022 9:05:07 AM (No. 1059981)
Since the District of Corruption is the cause, origin, and headquarters of the Nation-wide minority plantation...why not the Washington Overseers? Their mascot could be Simon Legree.
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What a bland, boring, stupid name, Why didn't they just make it the Comrades and be done with it?
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Reply 46 - Posted by:
TAzer 2/3/2022 5:39:32 PM (No. 1060562)
Washington Commanders? Not bad, Ye Rulers, not bad. But you could have done so much better. How about The DC Despots? The Potomac Pillagers? The Capitol Czars? The Washington Supremes? The Congress Caudillos? The Pentagon Pharonics? The DC Diktats? .... so many ways to tell the "little people" that "Washington Rulz!"
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