Meghan Markle, the Tempest of the Shrew
(no, Andrea, this isn't Faulkner)
The Aspen Beat,
by
Glenn Beaton
Original Article
Posted By: Big Bopper,
3/15/2021 11:02:17 AM
Two royal lovebirds, seeking booty and plunder,
In Faerie Oprahland now make the scene —
Where ancient decorum is torn asunder,
Where woke outrage makes civil thought unclean.
From forth both pedigreed and bi-racial loins,
This pair of caste-crossed wokesters have their say
And, in the surge of ratings and coins,
Prove every dog will have its day.
Their three-hour display of PC whinging
And poor victimized Meghan’s smouldering rage
— Though it may produce a lot of cringing —
Is now the sordid subject of this page;
The which, if you with sharpest eye shall read,
What here you miss, your soul within shall heed.
Reply 1 - Posted by:
Moritz55 3/15/2021 11:34:07 AM (No. 724392)
Ditto, OP
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
Moritz55 3/15/2021 11:35:11 AM (No. 724393)
Ditto, OP
9 people like this.
Reply 3 - Posted by:
Peaches 3/15/2021 11:40:58 AM (No. 724397)
So Meg wants to go into politics, eh? I hope she likes British politics because...she's not an American citizen anymore. Thank God!
15 people like this.
Reply 4 - Posted by:
Jesuslover54 3/15/2021 12:21:36 PM (No. 724453)
Glenn, what was in your corn flakes today?
4 people like this.
Reply 5 - Posted by:
YorkieMom 3/15/2021 12:22:33 PM (No. 724455)
This was exce lent. Thanks for posting it.
14 people like this.
Reply 6 - Posted by:
Catherine 3/15/2021 12:26:10 PM (No. 724461)
I love this article. Truthful and hilarious and right on point. My money is still on the Queen winning this battle.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
gobushcheneygo 3/15/2021 12:26:16 PM (No. 724462)
Meg never gave up her American citizenship, #3. And she never attained British citizenship.
One quibble with the article regarding Archie. Only children and grandchildren of the Monarch can be titled Prince or Princess. Archie is a great-grandchild of the Queen. So, either Meghan is ignorant of Royal titles or a liar when she says Archie was denied the title of Prince. Seems Harry could have informed her how things work. And they both said upon Archie's birth, they didn't want him to have a title. They wanted him to have a "normal" life. Such mendacity on their part.
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
udanja99 3/15/2021 12:45:32 PM (No. 724482)
“Maybe they’ll name the next one Jughead”. Love it! Having grown up on Archie comic books.
The RF has never shown an iota of racism toward anyone but I’d be willing to bet that there is a touch of it now being felt toward one particular slightly black entitled narcissistic cold calculating harridan.
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
fingerpicker 3/15/2021 12:46:22 PM (No. 724485)
Royal pain.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
hershey 3/15/2021 1:14:05 PM (No. 724515)
The funniest part is she is angling for a shot at the presidency...why not, we already have a paedo and a whore there, why not sparkle farkle markel the b grade movie star .....bet the ginger hair won't be with her....saw a meme about a week ago, the Queen walking with 007 saying 'you take care of the wife and i'll deal with the ginger haired one'...bout spit my coffee all over the keyboard...
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Just a reminder that Oprah's birth name is "Orpah" -- the sister (and sister-in-law) of Ruth.
Orpah, unlike Ruth, specifically rejected G-d and the Jewish people and went back to her home seething with anger and hatred, whereupon she became the progenitor of the line that gave us Goliath and several other evils.
Obama, Markle, etc, are just a continuation of her line.
10 people like this.
Reply 12 - Posted by:
LesUNo 3/15/2021 1:29:48 PM (No. 724530)
The Aspen Beat rarely disappoints and this article is no exception. Like #6, my money is on the Queen.
11 people like this.
Reply 13 - Posted by:
DVC 3/15/2021 1:31:38 PM (No. 724532)
Way, way, WAY, WAY too much bandwidth and ink wasted on this stupid, obnoxious, self-important, nasty, money-grubbing, arrogant, disgusting, harpy.
She is not worth the attention that has been paid to her nasty, evil, greedy antics.
11 people like this.
Reply 14 - Posted by:
earlybird 3/15/2021 1:39:48 PM (No. 724539)
Too bad that some have no sense of humor, so end up sounding like harpies.
This is a great piece of satire. Beaton and his friend “Bitter” Klinger have done a great job. Don’t be discouraged from reading it by those who don’t get satire. Satire sails right over some far too literal heads. Their loss.
18 people like this.
Reply 15 - Posted by:
Lurker2 3/15/2021 1:40:49 PM (No. 724541)
Absolutely delightful! Best thing I've read in weeks!
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
bighambone 3/15/2021 3:02:19 PM (No. 724609)
Meghan announced that she is pregnant with a female child. As the article opined about little Archie’s name, how about Archie’s sister’s name after she is born. Since the child will be born and grow up in California, how about the happy couple naming her Oprah? As chances are those children would be about the only Archie and Oprah growing up together in California with those names. As for Meghan who is thinking of jumping into national leftist and liberal Democrat politics and according to the fake media will run for President. She is just what the USA needs as President, a social justice warrior who when the going got tough, at least in her mind, contemplated suicide.
6 people like this.
Reply 17 - Posted by:
lakerman1 3/15/2021 3:22:30 PM (No. 724622)
Just in case you forgot, Meghan's high point in her career was as a briefcase bimbo on Deal or No Deal.
As for the British royal family, I was born in 1939, and had to tolerate the huge amount of articles about Bonnie Prince Charlie for a decade.
Every move made by the dimwitted big eared kid was covered in great detail by 'journalists.'
10 people like this.
Reply 18 - Posted by:
udanja99 3/15/2021 7:01:28 PM (No. 724791)
#10, there’s a new one with the same photo. Bond says, “Both of them, Your Majesty”? And she replies, “Yes. And I’ll take care of Oprah”.
2 people like this.
Reply 19 - Posted by:
MickTurn 3/15/2021 11:02:26 PM (No. 724934)
MeghaM and 'WhatsHisName' are GRIFTERS.
Look it up Libs, yes it's a word!
Both definitions apply...A Clown Show and a Crook.
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I kinda like the prologue