Hot Take: That 'Genius' Who Put Gorilla
Glue in Her Hair? NBC Blames
'Oppression,' 'Trauma of Black Beauty
Standards'
Red State,
by
Mike Miller
Original Article
Posted By: mc squared,
2/15/2021 10:06:15 AM
So you know that warning label they put on aerosol cans, right? The one that says something to the effect of “Do not use near open flame or store at high temperature”? As the Missouri lady below found out the hard way, they meant that. Although in her defense, she just left an aerosol can in her hot car too long, but you get the point. /break for tweet/ There are all sorts of warning labels on all sorts of products, many of which fall somewhere in between common sense and downright silly. However, as most of
Reply 1 - Posted by:
Scottyboy 2/15/2021 10:11:53 AM (No. 696827)
If she huffed that glue into her nose instead of putting it on her head, her IQ would have gone up by several points.
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
bamapreacher 2/15/2021 10:13:35 AM (No. 696828)
Somehow I don't see "black beauty standards" as having anything to do with white people or raaaaacism. They set their own standards. How stupid can NBC be? Put the blame where it is due.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
ramona 2/15/2021 10:17:18 AM (No. 696833)
Thanks, OP!!
Ramona (the Pest)
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
TJ54 2/15/2021 10:17:25 AM (No. 696834)
NBC - Nothing But Crap
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
granny5 2/15/2021 10:21:53 AM (No. 696842)
A warning on the packaging for a curling iron: "For external use only". Makes you wonder, doesn't it?
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
Winstonian 2/15/2021 10:28:03 AM (No. 696846)
Hey, Got2bGlue, Gorilla Glue, sounds the same must be the same.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
happywarrior 2/15/2021 10:35:42 AM (No. 696853)
Just imagine if a white woman from Missouri did this. There would be so many jokes about stupid females, dumb hicks and rednecks. It would end up as a skit on SNL.
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
LanceLink1 2/15/2021 10:38:15 AM (No. 696859)
Blame the failed education system that produces wave upon wave of ignorant sheeple and not hype any kind of contrived oppression or racism. Apply Occam's Razor and her stupidity is easier to define. As well as any of today's journalist who do not possess any ability for critical objective thought.
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
Paglia guy 2/15/2021 10:39:25 AM (No. 696862)
I refer you to the humor if Bill Engvall and Jerry Clower on this subject!
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
tsquare 2/15/2021 10:39:27 AM (No. 696863)
Really, really tired of oppression fantasies.
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
bighambone 2/15/2021 10:52:16 AM (No. 696879)
Did they check to see if she is literate at all? She should blame Trump that always works with the fake liberal media!
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
subal 2/15/2021 10:53:26 AM (No. 696881)
Well, at least she matched the brand name to her ancestry!
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
anniebc 2/15/2021 10:58:36 AM (No. 696887)
Regular white people get blamed for beauty standards, but it actually comes out of leftist Hollywood and New York. Have you seen the models with the patchy skin conditions? The overweight models and backup dancers? Once upon a time, waif was in; before it had been voluptuous. They're constantly redefining beauty, but the problem is people who are swayed by them. If you believe everything culture tells you, that's on you. What idiot puts glue on her hair and expects to get something besides glued hair? I'm telling you, this sin-addled world is one hot mess. God knows best!
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
marbles 2/15/2021 10:59:02 AM (No. 696888)
The central tenant of the left , everyone is a victim. , no one responsible for their own behavior and circumstances.
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
Calico Al 2/15/2021 11:12:44 AM (No. 696905)
With this kind of intelligence she can get a job on the View Panel.
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
coldoc 2/15/2021 11:14:20 AM (No. 696908)
Straightening the kinky hair is cultural appropriation. Its not their hair that makes black women unattractive. Its their angryass attitude.
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
Lizzyboo 2/15/2021 11:20:40 AM (No. 696915)
Hoping she does not run out of bikini wax.
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
Jethro bo 2/15/2021 11:29:23 AM (No. 696921)
Next time just get a wig that meets the black beauty standards du jour. Less work and cheaper in the long run
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
Vesicant 2/15/2021 11:42:41 AM (No. 696930)
All Gorilla Glue Matters (@AGGM). Sure hope you can buy Gorilla Glue on the ol' EBT.
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
mean Gene 2/15/2021 11:49:49 AM (No. 696934)
Whatever hairspray this woman normally uses has the word "glue" in its name.
No wonder she thought she could use anything called glue in her hair.
Good thing her hairspray wasn't called epoxy.
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
Ribicon 2/15/2021 12:05:20 PM (No. 696948)
Social workers should be assigned to each Woman of Color, guiding them through the many racist complexities in product warning labels that are written in English rather than illustrated with pictograms. Also, bLACK beauty standards mean keeping it real and deriding cultural appropriation, while at the same time buying "remi hair" wigs made from hair bought for pennies from poor people in India or harvested from prisoners in China.
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
downnout 2/15/2021 12:09:00 PM (No. 696954)
NBC must have a stable of recent grads from “journalism schools” who are tasked with creating “racist” memes for all events.
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Reply 23 - Posted by:
Sully 2/15/2021 12:09:24 PM (No. 696955)
Come now, headline writer. The person is not a rich celeb or politician. She is not public. She is a "little person" like we posters. No need to berate her. We can laugh at others as we can laugh at ourselves but let's go easy on the hot sauce.
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Reply 24 - Posted by:
earlybird 2/15/2021 12:14:32 PM (No. 696963)
This was a stunt.
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Reply 25 - Posted by:
Jebediah 2/15/2021 12:26:08 PM (No. 696971)
The problem is less idiots like this woman than networks like whatever that give her excuses for being stupid---does it occur to them that THAY are racist?
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Reply 26 - Posted by:
udanja99 2/15/2021 12:50:21 PM (No. 696990)
#5, how about the warning label on regular irons which says, “Do not iron clothes while wearing them.”
You just know that some idiot did that or there wouldn’t be a warning.
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Reply 27 - Posted by:
jimboscott 2/15/2021 1:03:30 PM (No. 697000)
14...
The word you want there is 'tenet'.
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Reply 28 - Posted by:
Strike3 2/15/2021 1:20:54 PM (No. 697021)
Who sets black beauty standards? Who but a complete moron would start a fad that prompts them to wear half a carpet on their heads in 90 degree weather? Who wants the "teens" to wear their jeans around their knees so their fruit-of-the-looms can be on prominent display? Who thinks the blonde hair bleach looks like anything but a skunk with birth defects? Whites can be to blame for one thing and one thing only - buying slaves.
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Reply 29 - Posted by:
bad-hair 2/15/2021 1:29:16 PM (No. 697033)
I think she's just a stuck up moron.
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Reply 30 - Posted by:
fishbone 2/15/2021 2:24:18 PM (No. 697090)
The only warning label truly needed: DUIS! (Don't Use If Stupid!)
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Reply 31 - Posted by:
MickTurn 2/15/2021 2:40:14 PM (No. 697117)
Isn't even Mentioning Gorilla Racist? Oh, well the Woke Mob isn't held to any standards.
Hopefully you light up a cigar and set your hair on fire...Gorilla Glue Burns very well!
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Reply 32 - Posted by:
DVC 2/15/2021 2:40:44 PM (No. 697118)
I blame stupidity.
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Reply 33 - Posted by:
AntiStatist 2/15/2021 3:25:47 PM (No. 697158)
She'll tone it down and use Chimpanzee Glue next time.
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Reply 34 - Posted by:
cav16 2/15/2021 4:23:48 PM (No. 697195)
I nominate her for the 2021 Darwin Award!
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Reply 35 - Posted by:
jimboscott 2/15/2021 5:08:40 PM (No. 697218)
My son just told me that there IS a hair care product called 'Gorilla Gel'.
Indeed there is.
This should be factored into the equation.
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Reply 36 - Posted by:
mathman 2/15/2021 5:11:57 PM (No. 697220)
You grow hair on your head. Some folk grow straight hair. Some folk grow curly hair. And some folk grow hair which is very curly and grows to a consistency which protects the head in direct sunlight. You live in the tropics? You need protection from the overhead Sun. That is just the way it is. Get over it. That is the way you are. I am 71 inches tall, I can do nothing about it. My skin is light pink. Again that is the way I am. Why should I want to be someone else?
I have to please me. I live with me all the time. If someone else does not like my appearance, they can stop looking at me. It is their problem.
There are, of course, general guidelines about not being too scruffy or smelly. But that is for my own comfort.
I don't have much melanin in my skin. I go out in the sun, I get sunburned. Again that is just an observation. No suntan lotion, and I turn red and blister. If I had more melanin it would not be so bad.
If I had to please everyone else, I would spend my life trying to do the impossible. Go out into the world. Observe the amazing diversity of humans, observe that humans pair off, male and female, each liking the other. But we are not the same.
Get over it. Be the best you that you can manage. And leave what others think to them.
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Reply 37 - Posted by:
bgarrett 2/15/2021 5:19:19 PM (No. 697225)
how do you fix the stupidity of NBC?
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Reply 38 - Posted by:
XCenturion 2/15/2021 7:41:05 PM (No. 697338)
Gorilla Glue? That's racist. The idiot should have used Crazy Glue instead.
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That's rich considering black women use a hair gel called "Gorilla Snot" I kid you now.
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Apologies. It was suppose to read "I kid you not" Search it.
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