'Involuntarily celibate man, 23, accidentally
amputated his own hand making
a bomb to blow up hot cheerleaders'
Daily Mail,
by
Andrew Court
Original Article
Posted By: momoftwinteens,
6/6/2020 7:15:32 PM
The FBI believes a Virginia man accidentally amputated his own hand while making an explosive device that may have been designed with the aim to kill 'hot cheerleaders'. Cole Carini, 23, of Richlands, arrived at the Clinch Valley Medical Center on June 2 with a missing hand and shrapnel wounds on his neck and throat. Several fingers on his other hand were also missing. He claimed the injuries were the result of a lawn mowing accident.
Reply 1 - Posted by:
bad-hair 6/6/2020 7:23:03 PM (No. 435237)
Involuntarily celibate ??? So in the world of LGBTQWERTANDSO ON there's no room for the IV's. ?
I was involuntarily celibate until I met Annie.
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
jalo1951 6/6/2020 7:34:00 PM (No. 435244)
And that is how it should be. Oh, by the way, once the rioting is over I am sure the "ladies" will be out and about looking for "love" and some bucks. If you had been able to blow up a few hot cheerleaders you might have ended up in jail being Bubba's involuntary girlfriend. Count your blessings. I'm sure it's been a while since Bubba has been able to deflower anyone.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
Videodrone 6/6/2020 7:34:32 PM (No. 435245)
And he had problems dating before?
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
earlybird 6/6/2020 7:35:32 PM (No. 435246)
Involuntarily celibate aka incel means no woman is interested in him. Well, that’s no surprise! Now he’ll really be up a creek without a paddle...
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
Iconoclast 6/6/2020 7:41:47 PM (No. 435252)
This happened near my home. I saw it in the local paper (which left out all the cheerleader references). I actually feel sorry for this goober. I was pretty damn stupid at his age, but I never blew myself up. Lucky he didn't blind himself.
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
3XALADY 6/6/2020 7:57:46 PM (No. 435273)
Don't want to be crass, but now he can't even do any self help.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
radrelic 6/6/2020 8:17:45 PM (No. 435292)
The objects of his lust didn't lust after him. He might have tried building a relationship with some one in his own looks and money and social level?
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
IowaDad 6/6/2020 8:18:42 PM (No. 435294)
At least he can’t grow hair on his hand.
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
kono 6/6/2020 8:22:28 PM (No. 435297)
All things considered there are far worse lots in life than being 'incel', as they refer to it. Now he's likely to find himself in the graybar hotel as a designated receptacle for tough guys, and start to look at his time of involuntary celibacy as the good old days...
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
DVC 6/6/2020 8:30:54 PM (No. 435304)
Self solving problems, good news.
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Why do people keep posting stuff from the Daily Mail. It requires you to turn off your adblocker, and if you do it is an advertising popup nightmare.
NO THANKS!
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
Mushroom 6/6/2020 9:15:33 PM (No. 435349)
I feel for a lot of incels. It isn't that they are totally undesirable it's more that they have been taught these lofty goals in movies/song/media that they are not one of the beautiful people. Sadly, they don't see that there are others of the opposite sex that DO find them of worth. And they spiral down.
You beautiful people wouldn't understand. We average ones stumbled across our mates. With the isolation that is easy with the internet, those connections aren't easy. Everyone has WAY too high a standard, and it is crushing to the rest of us.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
Omen55 6/6/2020 9:59:49 PM (No. 435388)
Instant Karma.
Gotta luv it!
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
Safari Man 6/6/2020 10:31:36 PM (No. 435414)
There goes his most loyal lover.
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
red1066 6/6/2020 10:46:01 PM (No. 435437)
Let me guess. He watched a marathon of 1980's movies which featured hot high school and college cheerleaders making fun of everyone except themselves.
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
Strike3 6/6/2020 10:50:43 PM (No. 435440)
I guess he didn't learn one of the primary lessons of life, if you are not good looking, use plan B and get very rich. The ladies will come to you.
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
Historybuff 6/6/2020 11:43:18 PM (No. 435471)
He better take good care of that remaining hand . . .
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
Luandir 6/7/2020 12:03:30 AM (No. 435480)
There's a deeper point worth making here. I, like many other confessors here and millions "out there," stayed involuntarily chaste for seemingly-interminable years. But none of us even thought about killing the women who had "rejected" us.
Over the last fiftyish years, we have seen an undeniable decline in the value of human life in this country.
When we hear about the death toll from "gun violence," I think it arises from this same phenomenon, and not from the "availability" of weapons.
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
Rumblehog 6/7/2020 12:10:07 AM (No. 435482)
He won't be celibate for lone in Federal prison.
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
nottoday 6/7/2020 12:16:19 AM (No. 435485)
The scary part of this is, because he was sexually frustrated he thought he had the right to murder. Children have to be taught basic values!
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Not turning off Ad blocker for DM. This is what happens when you can't take rejection. Everybody doesn't have to be handsome to be lovable. Well, except this one hand loser.
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
ROLFNader 6/7/2020 9:59:28 AM (No. 435803)
On the ,um, other hand, he can shorten his malady to " Loser" from now on. Think of the time it will save him.....
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