Josh Brolin burns his ‘pucker hole’ while
‘perineum sunning’
by
Kenneth Garger
Original Article
Posted By: ladydawgfan,
12/3/2019 11:52:38 AM
Actor Josh Brolin says he gave hot new wellness trend “perineum sunning” a whirl — with disastrous results that left his “pucker hole” sunburned.
The “No Country for Old Men” actor revealed the effect of tanning his bum in a Black Friday Instagram post.
“My pucker hole is crazy burned and I was going to spend the day shopping with my family and instead I’m icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the pain,” Brolin wrote next to a photo of a naked man lying on his back with his legs in the air as the sun kisses his posterior.
Correct source is New York Post not Page Six which is a section of newspaper
Remember, these people are our betters. They lecture us idiots on immigration, climate change and everything else. Just think, someone who gets his anus burned, on purpose, almost certainly perceives himself as smarter than people like us.
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
Vesicant 12/3/2019 12:02:01 PM (No. 251601)
OP, I'm glad I didn't see happening. As far as Hollywood perineum burns, let the punishment fit the crime.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
hurricanegirl 12/3/2019 12:05:32 PM (No. 251604)
Perhaps . . . when it hurts bad enough in all the wrong places, you, indeed, can fix STUPID!
(But first, we'll have to wait and see whether Ol' Pucker-Hole Josh tries this again or not.)
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Oh, this is so hilarious! Him and everyone else who tried this insanity. Serves them right.
Get a clue, you inept morons. Don’t fall for everything you hear or see on the internet, you weak minded mutts.
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
NancyD 12/3/2019 12:14:41 PM (No. 251608)
How dumb does a person have to be to do this crap? From Tide-pods to this... They are all idiots!
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
Rumblehog 12/3/2019 12:15:16 PM (No. 251609)
God knew what He was doing when He placed that orifice in a place where the sun don't shine.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
RockiesFan 12/3/2019 12:17:02 PM (No. 251611)
Celebrities will believe anything.
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These people have way too much time on their hands!!
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
Newtsche 12/3/2019 12:45:54 PM (No. 251639)
For men it's not like things aren't already wrinkly enough in that neck of the woods.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
PlayItAgain 12/3/2019 12:54:59 PM (No. 251647)
And then . . . he thought it would be a good idea to tell everybody.
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
Maggie2u 12/3/2019 12:59:53 PM (No. 251652)
The only thing stupider than this is telling everyone about it. What a flaming jack@$$
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
BirdsNest 12/3/2019 1:17:44 PM (No. 251669)
I guess this qualifies as brain damage. Hahahaha.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
udanja99 12/3/2019 1:20:56 PM (No. 251671)
Isn’t he Barbra Streisand’s stepson? That would explain a lot. Wonder if he did it in her cliffside Malibu back yard.
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
mc squared 12/3/2019 1:29:06 PM (No. 251677)
"Forget it, Jake - it's Hollywood"
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
RedWhite&Blue2 12/3/2019 1:35:21 PM (No. 251691)
You cannot make this stuff up!
Actors are so damn brilliant!
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
YorkieMom 12/3/2019 1:38:09 PM (No. 251695)
Is Josh bragging or complaining?
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
proactus 12/3/2019 1:53:07 PM (No. 251702)
I am imagining the future Coppertone Ad.
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
Paglia guy 12/3/2019 2:14:13 PM (No. 251716)
Shhh! Josh, keep quiet. Now the other celebs won't try it. Stupid is as stupid does.
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It is a real toss up as to which is more asinine...sunburning his bum, or talking about how stupid he is publicly on Instagram.
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
offrope 12/3/2019 2:38:14 PM (No. 251733)
I get a sunburn every spring, when I've spent all day outside without a shirt. It happens because my chest and back haven't been exposed to sunlight for months. I can't imagine exposing parts that have NEVER seen the sun would NOT get sunburned. This guy deserved it.
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
Historybuff 12/3/2019 2:41:47 PM (No. 251734)
I blame Climate Change.
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
pinger 12/3/2019 3:16:05 PM (No. 251761)
This answers the age old question...”You know what burns my ass?”
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Reply 23 - Posted by:
Highlander 12/3/2019 3:16:27 PM (No. 251762)
Pucker holes were never meant to see the light of day. If Mr. Brolin walks funny in his next movie, we'll know why.
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Reply 24 - Posted by:
bad-hair 12/3/2019 3:45:35 PM (No. 251784)
Sagging butts are protection for we older wiser people who know better than to tan our nether regions. Josh Brolin never struck me as one of the more sentient actors the world has produced.
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Reply 25 - Posted by:
droopydog 12/3/2019 3:52:00 PM (No. 251790)
It's only a matter of time before some celebrity perineum sunning photos make the internet. Get ready!
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Reply 26 - Posted by:
snowoutlaw 12/3/2019 3:53:19 PM (No. 251791)
I think he just needs to try again but with baby oil.
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Reply 27 - Posted by:
Vaquero45 12/3/2019 4:04:11 PM (No. 251801)
Quick - somebody send this to Tucker Carlson so he and Mark Steyn can discuss it tonight! That would be HILARIOUS!
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Reply 28 - Posted by:
Venturer 12/3/2019 4:05:32 PM (No. 251802)
First I would never do this, It's stupid.
Second If I did do this I would suffer in silence.
Why tell the world how stupid you are.
His poor dad is even dumber. He is married to Streisand.
Josh's butt hole will eventually heal, but poor Dad has to wake up every morning next to a butthole.
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Reply 29 - Posted by:
chumley 12/3/2019 4:21:05 PM (No. 251813)
Be nice. He's tired of being the butt of everyone's jokes.
And he hates people always making cracks about this.
He only did it because he was mad that on Thanksgiving this wife burned the buns.
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Reply 30 - Posted by:
zoidberg 12/3/2019 4:23:37 PM (No. 251815)
He's really bummed out about this.
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Reply 31 - Posted by:
AntiStatist 12/3/2019 4:27:35 PM (No. 251820)
Josh, have you heard about anal bleaching? It's a thing too. Give that a try and report back.
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Reply 32 - Posted by:
StrikingViking 12/3/2019 4:30:41 PM (No. 251824)
Josh's idea-generator is on fire! Listen up, folks, his next big idea is going to be a barn-burner.
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Reply 33 - Posted by:
VietVet68 12/3/2019 5:04:22 PM (No. 251847)
He was probably trying to amplify the effect with a reflector and got carried away. Remember...these are the people who know better that us how to vote, protect the environment, and any other facet of life where they know so much more than we do. I don't know what's dumber getting butt burned or admitting it to the world.
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Reply 34 - Posted by:
watashiyo 12/3/2019 5:09:41 PM (No. 251853)
An opportunity for a new product called, TANUS. Somebody could make a killing with this tanning cream. It's a two for one deal for the gay community.
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Reply 35 - Posted by:
Island Life 12/3/2019 5:54:02 PM (No. 251890)
Can't believe this is a trend or a fad. The question WHY comes to mind. I clicked a like for #10 and I still can't stop laughing. You have a way with words. Succinct and funny.
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Reply 36 - Posted by:
LadyHen 12/3/2019 6:36:24 PM (No. 251911)
Hang on. So some hippie guru out there releases a video claiming sunning your anus will fill you with energy and vitality..... and people actually believe it? You can't make this stuff up. Noone would believe you.
Well, I won't be surprised when the next pseudoscience "health" MLM scheme starts making the rounds and everyone at church and on social media starts selling it claiming it does everything from regrow hair to cure cancer. If some kook can sell sunburned anal orifices to folks, anyone will sell anything.
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Reply 37 - Posted by:
Califedup 12/3/2019 6:53:30 PM (No. 251923)
I see this Hollywood dumb as a box of rocks moron didn't mention that his face also got sunburned at the same time his bunger was getting fried because his head is perpetually inserted into his rectum.
You just can't fix stupid.
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Reply 38 - Posted by:
Ketchuplover 12/3/2019 8:13:03 PM (No. 251963)
Just another smart a@@ with an a@@ that smarts.
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Reply 39 - Posted by:
hershey 12/3/2019 8:31:40 PM (No. 251973)
Posters never fail to amuse, especially with a subject like this.....
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Reply 40 - Posted by:
Strike3 12/3/2019 8:41:29 PM (No. 251978)
Look at it this way, Josh, now it's a good place to plug in your Tesla.
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Reply 41 - Posted by:
anonymous 12/3/2019 9:04:07 PM (No. 251986)
Actors' brains were burnt a long time ago.
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Reply 42 - Posted by:
whyyeseyec 12/3/2019 9:26:20 PM (No. 251999)
Call Marcus Welby...
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Reply 43 - Posted by:
DVC 12/3/2019 11:04:03 PM (No. 252047)
Freaking morons.
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Reply 44 - Posted by:
konocti95 12/4/2019 12:22:59 AM (No. 252079)
What!...Oh, I'm sorry. I thought he said his step-mother got a sunburn.
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Gives new meaning to "where the sun don't shine" He looks old enough not to believe Ra of Earth.
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Reply 46 - Posted by:
Trigger2 12/4/2019 2:33:56 AM (No. 252138)
You can't fix stupid.
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Reply 47 - Posted by:
JimBob 12/4/2019 3:34:19 AM (No. 252151)
HAW! HAW! HAW!
Feel the Bern!
HAW! HAW! HAW!
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Reply 48 - Posted by:
ussjimmycarter 12/4/2019 6:16:42 AM (No. 252181)
Will never be able to watch Dead Pool again the same! Although...might provide some interesting fodder for Ryan's writing for the next edition...no?
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Reply 49 - Posted by:
ussjimmycarter 12/4/2019 7:49:15 PM (No. 252898)
Oops. Josh Brolin. Now the whole thing makes sense!
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Reply 50 - Posted by:
TaxGuru 12/5/2019 2:56:23 PM (No. 253708)
We should all be grateful that Beto O'Rourke didn't film himself doing this as part of his narcissistic campaign, as with his dentist visit and other highlights of his life.
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Bwa-ha-HA, Moron!!! Who amongst us here DIDN'T see this happening??!!