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Getting Jimmy Kimmel to Self-Deport Might
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Posted By: Dreadnought, 8/12/2025 5:31:51 PM

Can you imagine what a victory it would be for all Americans if, merely through his successful leadership, President Trump were able to get the basement-rated Jimmy Kimmel to self-deport? We already have a partial victory based solely on the fact that the Late Night elitist is putting the pieces in place to make it happen. Former comedian Jimmy Kimmel was a guest on former comedienne Sarah Silverman’s podcast on Friday, and the two of them discussed fleeing the country due to Trump. “A lot of people I know are thinking about where are they going to get citizenship?” Silverman said. Kimmel then broke this glorious news: “I did get Italian citizenship.”

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Reply 1 - Posted by: thefield 8/12/2025 5:41:04 PM (No. 1989838)
Turns out Rosie is the only honest one leaving over Trump.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: franco 8/12/2025 5:44:38 PM (No. 1989839)
Ciao, Jimmy. Don't come back now, you hear?
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Reply 3 - Posted by: GreatGreyhounds 8/12/2025 5:53:50 PM (No. 1989843)
If he has Italian citizenship, then does he have a work permit?
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Reply 4 - Posted by: earlybird 8/12/2025 5:55:38 PM (No. 1989844)
with a little help from Gutfeld.who loathes Kimmell...
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Reply 5 - Posted by: itsonlyme 8/12/2025 5:58:07 PM (No. 1989845)
July, 2013 "Jimmy Kimmel and Molly McNearney sure look like happy honeymooners!" "The just-married duo were snapped soaking up the sun in Portofino, Italy, on Friday. Jimmy, 45, ditched his late-night suit and tie for casual beachwear, sunglasses and a newsboy cap, while his new wife—the co-head writer of Jimmy Kimmel Live—looked very vacation chic in her breezy, casual ensembles." https://www.eonline.com/news/443039/jimmy-kimmel-and-molly-mcnearney-honeymoon-in-italy-see-the-pics She is the executive producer and co-head writer of Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Reply 6 - Posted by: Hard Nard 8/12/2025 6:00:38 PM (No. 1989846)
Why Italy? What did they do wrong to deserve this clown? Are we trying to start a war with them?
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Reply 7 - Posted by: bamboozle 8/12/2025 6:17:29 PM (No. 1989853)
Did he renounce his American citizenship? If so does he need a US visa to remain here?
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Reply 8 - Posted by: Subsuburban 8/12/2025 6:23:28 PM (No. 1989857)
Get a new schtick, Kimmel. Your old one is tired.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: DVC 8/12/2025 6:26:27 PM (No. 1989858)
Wouldn't recognize this guy if we were in an elevator together. Never once seen even a clip of his show. I've always heard that he wasn't funny, and was obnoxious. I stopped watching Letterman many years before he retired because he started turning mean, and was far less funny. The channel changer always works to shut up these jerks.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: Catherine 8/12/2025 6:34:49 PM (No. 1989862)
Wow, Kimmel and Silverman want to leave. So go, quit teasing us with the possibility.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: Mr. Know-It-All 8/12/2025 7:43:45 PM (No. 1989871)
I don't think about him. He is irrelevant.
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Reply 12 - Posted by: montwoodcliff 8/12/2025 7:54:22 PM (No. 1989873)
How did Kimmel get that Italian citizenship? I presume he had an Italian ancestor and proof. Then one has to jump through hoops in the Italian legal system. The procedure is very rigid and you have to adhere to the availability of the officials, and they aren’t in a rush. I know this because a friend spent a year going through the process. Kimmel had to be planning this for a long time. People go through this process because they want a safety valve in case things go South here. That was my friend’s reason, and he’s a conservative.
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Reply 13 - Posted by: enemyofthestate 8/12/2025 8:24:54 PM (No. 1989878)
How do you say "good riddance" in Italian?
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Reply 14 - Posted by: Kate318 8/12/2025 8:36:49 PM (No. 1989881)
Imagine how angry these other countries are going to be at us when they realize the garbage we exported.
7 people like this.

Reply 15 - Posted by: SALady 8/12/2025 9:28:18 PM (No. 1989894)
Unless he publicly renounces his US citizenship and burns his US passport, then all he is doing is going on vacation!!!!!
10 people like this.

Reply 16 - Posted by: Ida Lou Pino 8/12/2025 9:29:34 PM (No. 1989895)
Poster #13 - - In southern dialect you'd say "Fa Napola!" - - but true Italian would be "Va A Napoli!" - - Go Back To Naples - - which is where his mother's family came from. There are other less polite versions - - but they're inappropriate to post on this forum.
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Reply 17 - Posted by: DVC 8/12/2025 9:30:56 PM (No. 1989897)
Gee, the last time I was in Portofino, was in 1966.
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Reply 18 - Posted by: Son of Grady 8/12/2025 10:36:20 PM (No. 1989904)
I thought no talent, no skills migrants were destroying Italy, why do they want another.
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Reply 19 - Posted by: Adam 8/13/2025 4:35:15 AM (No. 1989930)
I love Nolte using the very old-school word “comedienne” to describe Silverman.
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Reply 20 - Posted by: DiegoDude 8/13/2025 4:35:48 AM (No. 1989931)
Dont flatter yourself Jimmy. The average person could care less what you do. To sum it up, it's a case of mind over matter, we dont mind, because you dont matter.
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Reply 21 - Posted by: Petronius 8/13/2025 6:18:18 AM (No. 1989941)
Funny how these brainless twits protest fascisim by relocating to the birthplace of fascisim.
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Reply 22 - Posted by: Venturer 8/13/2025 7:36:38 AM (No. 1989972)
AMF.
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Reply 23 - Posted by: Strike3 8/13/2025 8:16:38 AM (No. 1989983)
Sorry you had to buy your way into Italian citizenship. We would have gladly paid your way.
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Reply 24 - Posted by: paral04 8/13/2025 9:53:58 AM (No. 1990035)
His Italian citizenship will only benefit us and hurt Italy. Go, Jimmy, go.
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Reply 25 - Posted by: Krause 8/13/2025 12:44:18 PM (No. 1990102)
I'd say Jimmy is a bit fragile,
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