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Spooked Dems push for makeup, lighting
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Posted By: NorthernDog, 2/10/2024 1:53:40 PM

Panicked Democrats are wringing their hands in the wake of the damning special counsel’s report that accused President Biden of being too senile to be blamed for mishandling classified documents — with insiders even pushing for better makeup to hide the commander-in-chief’s advanced age as his re-election campaign grinds on despite his cognitive decline. “The cake is already baked,” a despondent former Biden White House aide told The Post. “Most Democrats feel that way about the president already. They think he’s effective and a good person, but nobody really wants him to run. ..and Democrats don’t have the guts to

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Italiano 2/10/2024 2:00:28 PM (No. 1654941)
FTA: "They think he’s effective and a good person..." Nope. Not by a long shot. One of the worst, and that's why it's so enjoyable watching his public humiliation and downfall. Her too.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: udanja99 2/10/2024 2:01:59 PM (No. 1654943)
Makeup and lighting. Bread and circuses. Good luck with that.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: Flyball Dogs 2/10/2024 2:15:20 PM (No. 1654947)
I get the makeup and the pills to keep him breathing, What are their plans for a brain?
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Reply 4 - Posted by: itsonlyme 2/10/2024 2:15:59 PM (No. 1654948)
From the article : "Others want Biden to begin his events seated in a chair to keep him from having to shuffle slowly to a podium – all in an effort to help the 81-year-old president sidestep questions about his age." Jill, "your" suggestion is noted.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: bpl40 2/10/2024 2:20:01 PM (No. 1654950)
Perfuming the pig. The stink is still unbearable.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: zephyrgirl 2/10/2024 2:29:10 PM (No. 1654952)
FTA: "Others want Biden to begin his events seated in a chair to keep him from having to shuffle slowly to a podium..." Yeah, that'll stop all the questions about his age and infirmity.....not. His decline is accelerating and getting much harder to hide. Given his propensity for running around naked when in full possession of his faculties, I suspect it will be more and more difficult to keep him clothed in the future.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: Rotten in Denmark 2/10/2024 2:40:00 PM (No. 1654957)
Since “living” Dems speak to the dead, see if they can resurrect makeup king Jack Pierce. Google and see his works.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: DVC 2/10/2024 2:56:00 PM (No. 1654963)
Yep, that's the answer makeup and lighting. /s off
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Reply 9 - Posted by: Peregrine 2/10/2024 3:07:02 PM (No. 1654967)
The drugs are no longer working !!
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Reply 10 - Posted by: singermom9 2/10/2024 3:11:05 PM (No. 1654969)
Ya see Garland. Never should have aligned yourself with the crooks and liars. Now they will attack you like they do repubs and it will NEVER let up til you are DESTROYED financially and every other way. Ask Gen. Flynn and other repubs how THAT feels. Jerk. You deserve everything the dems dish out on you. BTW let out the j6 POLITICAL PRISONERS who have been in jail for years for TRESPASSING
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Reply 11 - Posted by: enemyofthestate 2/10/2024 3:27:20 PM (No. 1654974)
Makeup and lighting = lipstick, as in putting lipstick on a pig.
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Reply 12 - Posted by: Grateful 2/10/2024 3:29:08 PM (No. 1654977)
Put some more lipstick on that pig. Yeah, that's what is needed to hide the obvious.
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Reply 13 - Posted by: Bogasso 2/10/2024 4:08:21 PM (No. 1654991)
Lifted from the comments of some other article about Joe: “Bananas don’t have a sell-by date because you can see them and tell”.
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Reply 14 - Posted by: Amanoftwistsandturns 2/10/2024 5:08:38 PM (No. 1655015)
The preparation for this year’s State of the Union speech now scheduled as late as it’s ever been held- March 7th is going to be similar to the movie The King’s Speech. It will be interesting to see how the taxidermists stuff Old Joe for that one.
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Reply 15 - Posted by: Venturer 2/10/2024 5:40:02 PM (No. 1655026)
Who is it that thinks he is effective and a good man? Point him out ,it isn't every day I get to see a moron.
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Reply 16 - Posted by: msjena 2/10/2024 5:41:14 PM (No. 1655027)
All the lighting in the world isn't going to help this feeble old man.
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Reply 17 - Posted by: Rama41 2/10/2024 6:16:46 PM (No. 1655036)
The fact that NO Democrat wants Joe to be seen on Super Bowl Sunday, with CBS no less, says everything the country needs to know.
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Reply 18 - Posted by: Ruthless 2/10/2024 6:36:56 PM (No. 1655046)
Yeah. Throw some makeup on that corpse!! That'll make EVERYTHING just fine.
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Reply 19 - Posted by: Ruthless 2/10/2024 6:46:06 PM (No. 1655049)
Given that it's super bowl weekend, I think a coin toss is in order. Heads: Biden's the bigger Idiot. Tails: Biden's sorry excuse for advisers are the bigger idiots. AMERICA is going down regardless. This is their objective.
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Reply 20 - Posted by: Hazymac 2/10/2024 8:18:09 PM (No. 1655082)
It is difficult to put lipstick on a startled, cross-eyed opossum with an addled marsupial brain and a score to settle.
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Reply 21 - Posted by: Catherine 2/10/2024 8:22:53 PM (No. 1655084)
He already looks like an AI to me. Not sure he isn't.
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Reply 22 - Posted by: jalo1951 2/10/2024 9:55:14 PM (No. 1655117)
LOL this is so pathetically stupid. But while you are at it fix his squinty eyes. Creepy.
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Reply 23 - Posted by: Strike3 2/10/2024 10:12:58 PM (No. 1655124)
He's still going to look and sound like Walter.
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Reply 24 - Posted by: Rumblehog 2/10/2024 10:23:06 PM (No. 1655128)
White House Democrat: "Hello, Elon Musk? Yes, Mr. Musk, we'd like to see if you could fast-track one of your Neural Implants for our client, who is an elderly, senile old man, whose name is not important at this time. Could you please tune it up for "Double-Jeopardy Lightning Round" performance? Thank you."
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Reply 25 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter 2/10/2024 11:16:28 PM (No. 1655142)
Bright red rosy cheeks! Rosy red lipstick! Super high intensity lights! LOL! Yea, that will totally work! Idiots!
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Reply 26 - Posted by: MissMann 2/10/2024 11:37:00 PM (No. 1655144)
If he is capable of leading, he is capable of being prosecuted.
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Reply 27 - Posted by: MickTurn 2/11/2024 12:10:28 AM (No. 1655152)
Sorry Leftie COMMIES, Lipstick on a Pig won't help!
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Reply 28 - Posted by: mifla 2/11/2024 5:44:20 AM (No. 1655200)
They can dress him up, drug him, seat him, and turn down the lights. He still has to open his mouth and talk. Beginning to think that there is a war going on between Garland and Biden, and that the latest salvo was Garland releasing the Hur report.
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