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Fan who tried to bring emotional support
alligator denied entry into Phillies game

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Posted By: Beardo, 9/29/2023 2:45:02 PM

fan was denied entry into a baseball game Wednesday night after he tried to get in with his emotional support pet. But this pet wasn’t an emotional support dog or cat. It was an alligator. The fan, identified as Joie Henney by the Philadelphia Enquirer, has Wally the alligator to help him battle depression. Henney attempted to take Wally with him as he entered Citizens Bank Park to watch the Phillies take on the Pittsburgh Pirates.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Flyball Dogs 9/29/2023 2:54:45 PM (No. 1565718)
How do those chumps know Wally doesn’t identify as a poodle?
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Reply 2 - Posted by: snakeoil 9/29/2023 3:05:50 PM (No. 1565723)
When you spend good money for a ticket is it asking too much to not sit next to something that wants to eat you for a snack?
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Reply 3 - Posted by: IowaDad 9/29/2023 3:09:03 PM (No. 1565724)
During Game 4 of the 1945 World Series at Wrigley Field, pet goat, named Murphy, was bothering other fans, and so the its owner was were asked to leave the stadium. Outraged, Sianis, the owner, allegedly declared, "Them Cubs, they ain't gonna win no more", True, until 2016 Will Philadelphia suffer the curse of the alligator?
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Reply 4 - Posted by: Skinnydip 9/29/2023 3:18:48 PM (No. 1565727)
That guy needs a lot more than an alligator for support.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: jalo1951 9/29/2023 3:28:59 PM (No. 1565731)
If you can't leave your home without your pet alligator then maybe it is just best that you do stay home. I believe in making reasonable accommodations but sometimes it is a bit stupid and there is more than an emotional problem here. Now if he was black I am sure he could sue or something. Or perhaps a tranny. But a white man. Forget it.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: Hermit_Crab 9/29/2023 3:31:58 PM (No. 1565735)
So, I guess my Emotional Support Piranhas are not going to be allowed either?
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Reply 7 - Posted by: offrope 9/29/2023 3:40:57 PM (No. 1565741)
This guy was hoping to be denied entry so he can sue. It's really the only reason to try this.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: Hazymac 9/29/2023 4:05:11 PM (No. 1565750)
Well, dang it. Would they deny my right to bring my emotional support, Timmy, the "Mark 16:18" timber rattlesnake? They probably would. Killjoys. Timmy is not pleased. He may bite something. I may have to go feed him a white mouse.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: envirodude 9/29/2023 4:19:29 PM (No. 1565760)
As told to me by a former member of the Florida Jaycees: There was a U.S. national convention of Jaycees somewhere other than Florida back in the 70’s. A group of florida Jaycees were all on the same plane going to the convention. One of them snuck a small alligator on board with them in his carry on or in his clothes. Sometime during the flight, said alligator got loose and was running down the aisle with my friend trying to catch it.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: ladydawgfan 9/29/2023 4:30:40 PM (No. 1565763)
I guess that means I can't bring in my support Hippo!!
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Reply 11 - Posted by: red1066 9/29/2023 5:16:18 PM (No. 1565788)
No #3. Philly sport teams have a curse on them simply because it's Philly. Having grown up in the Philly area, it was just assumed that any Philly sports team would lose. The Phillies are one of the oldest if not the oldest professional sports franchises in the country. They also have the distinction of having lost more games than any other professional sports franchise. Currently, the Philadelphia Flyers hockey team are carrying on the fine Philadelphia tradition of losing.
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Reply 12 - Posted by: RuckusTom 9/29/2023 5:57:16 PM (No. 1565811)
Next time take a wild skunk.
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