Chris Christie Suggests He’ll Run To
Torpedo Trump In Primary
Daily Wire,
by
Ryan Saavedra
Original Article
Posted By: ladydawgfan,
3/28/2023 2:46:03 AM
Former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie suggested to an audience on Monday that he may enter the 2024 presidential race to torpedo former President Donald Trump.
Christie made the remarks while speaking at St. Anselm’s College in New Hampshire. Christie campaigned in New Hampshire more than any other GOP candidate in 2016 and was blown out there, leading him to suspend his campaign.
“You better have somebody on that stage who can do to him what I did to Marco because that’s the only thing that’s gonna defeat Donald Trump,” Christie said in reference to him going hard after Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) during the debates.
Reply 1 - Posted by:
Flyball Dogs 3/28/2023 2:52:41 AM (No. 1435185)
Run, Blubber Boy! And take “I know! Let’s get Mikey!!” with you.
36 people like this.
Reply 2 - Posted by:
leonardo 3/28/2023 2:52:45 AM (No. 1435186)
This Christie clown is quite a piece of work. America surely dodged a bullet when it rejected him. Then again America elected Captain Demento, the Sniffer. Maybe Americans generally are not quite what they used to be.
46 people like this.
Reply 3 - Posted by:
rfr46 3/28/2023 3:05:53 AM (No. 1435187)
This is an example of why the Republican party is a fiction, and that purported Republicans cannot form a majority party, as too many "look at me" and "I know better" types call themselves Republicans.
37 people like this.
Reply 4 - Posted by:
chumley 3/28/2023 3:11:35 AM (No. 1435189)
I dont usually make fat jokes, but the thought of a dirigible being a torpedo is absurd. He doesn't have enough support to torpedo Liz Cheney.
55 people like this.
Reply 5 - Posted by:
Zeek Wolfe 3/28/2023 3:12:20 AM (No. 1435191)
If Christie became president it would be out with Biden' the chocolate chip ice cream and in with the Krispy Creme doughnuts.
26 people like this.
Reply 6 - Posted by:
Maggie2u 3/28/2023 3:13:14 AM (No. 1435192)
Oh. Be still my heart.
21 people like this.
Reply 7 - Posted by:
EJKrausJr 3/28/2023 3:33:24 AM (No. 1435194)
Puff Boy Christie, yeah right. You have as much chance to torpedo 45 as the Deep State has for the past 7 years.
26 people like this.
Reply 8 - Posted by:
jayjeti 3/28/2023 3:50:22 AM (No. 1435197)
Chris Christie couldn't run five steps without being out of breath, much less running against Trump in the primaries.
26 people like this.
Reply 9 - Posted by:
billa57 3/28/2023 4:28:45 AM (No. 1435207)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .........Ha ha ha ha ha hah ha!!!!!!
37 people like this.
Reply 10 - Posted by:
PChristopher 3/28/2023 5:32:46 AM (No. 1435223)
He'll be making whistle stops on the Extra Cheese Express!
10 people like this.
Reply 11 - Posted by:
5 handicap 3/28/2023 6:17:03 AM (No. 1435244)
If that immense grease ball gets more than three votes (including his and his wife's) call St Peter, it'a another Miracle!
14 people like this.
Reply 12 - Posted by:
WhamDBambam 3/28/2023 6:43:19 AM (No. 1435250)
Glad to see he still has a sense of humor.
21 people like this.
Reply 13 - Posted by:
pros7767 3/28/2023 7:17:22 AM (No. 1435275)
Thanks for my morning laugh,OP!
11 people like this.
Reply 14 - Posted by:
Californian 3/28/2023 7:21:05 AM (No. 1435276)
When you get under 2% of the vote total they just put an asterisk next to your name or lump you in with "other", Chris.
10 people like this.
Reply 15 - Posted by:
Scrubber 3/28/2023 7:42:25 AM (No. 1435292)
Chris who?
7 people like this.
Reply 16 - Posted by:
Vitaman 3/28/2023 8:01:39 AM (No. 1435307)
I'm reminded of the scene in The Hunt For Red October where the mate tells the captain of the Soviet submarine trying to sink the Red October "You arrogant ass, you just killed US!" as the homing torpedo they fired is about to sink their own boat.
7 people like this.
Reply 17 - Posted by:
jdano 3/28/2023 8:07:19 AM (No. 1435312)
Now he's a comedian ?
10 people like this.
Reply 18 - Posted by:
mobyclik 3/28/2023 8:09:12 AM (No. 1435314)
Too many of these ego driven dorks NEVER go away. What in the world makes this clown think he can dispose of Trump? Most of the country has no clue as to who in hell he even is.
10 people like this.
Reply 19 - Posted by:
Tusker 3/28/2023 8:45:30 AM (No. 1435338)
The fat boy just sung.
11 people like this.
Reply 20 - Posted by:
Cindiana 3/28/2023 8:47:43 AM (No. 1435343)
Um, Orca, you may have had your little moment with "Marco", but it ended there. He's a Senator. You are nothing but a bloviating pile of goo, desperate for attention, talking tough about going to head-to-head with PDT. Oh, and by the way, he dumped you. Stick to cooing over Bruce and his concerts like the fangirl you are. And check the webbing in your beach chair to make sure it can safely hold you up when you plop down to sun yourself.
14 people like this.
Reply 21 - Posted by:
bpl40 3/28/2023 8:50:49 AM (No. 1435348)
A fat dog chasing a Mack truck!
9 people like this.
Reply 22 - Posted by:
paral04 3/28/2023 8:53:11 AM (No. 1435350)
Christie is no longer relevant. He comes from a messed up state and has no legacy from when he served as governor.
5 people like this.
Reply 23 - Posted by:
Kate318 3/28/2023 9:16:26 AM (No. 1435368)
Poor GOPe. They just don’t get it.
7 people like this.
Reply 24 - Posted by:
Jebediah 3/28/2023 9:20:42 AM (No. 1435379)
Chris Christie passed his sell by date years ago........he lost me when he gave the Republican response at their convention and spent 98% of the time preening re: himself. No matter how I feel about Trump (and it ain't good anymore) Chris Christie could stop a rabbit attack. WHAT AN EGO!
3 people like this.
Reply 25 - Posted by:
Speedy2 3/28/2023 9:24:27 AM (No. 1435387)
New Jersey should be ashamed
6 people like this.
Reply 26 - Posted by:
padiva 3/28/2023 9:26:39 AM (No. 1435391)
Fat chance (pun intended)
7 people like this.
Reply 27 - Posted by:
Samsquanch 3/28/2023 9:34:49 AM (No. 1435408)
Save and us just go to work as Bob's Big Boy stand-in or Lard Lad from the Simpsons.
7 people like this.
Reply 28 - Posted by:
nerdowell 3/28/2023 9:45:17 AM (No. 1435425)
Let's see, we got Haley, DeSantis, and now Chris; one more and we can have
"The X-Governors Barber-Shop Quartet!"
I'm already composing a song for them "Shoulda, Coulda, Woulda"
It'll bring down the house!
8 people like this.
Reply 29 - Posted by:
cireskul 3/28/2023 9:48:55 AM (No. 1435432)
The only thing this slob will do is beach himself and stink up the beach with his rotting carcass.
4 people like this.
Reply 30 - Posted by:
Venturer 3/28/2023 9:49:25 AM (No. 1435433)
As a torpedo he would be the same as a Governor. A dud.
4 people like this.
Reply 31 - Posted by:
privateer 3/28/2023 9:50:50 AM (No. 1435435)
Choose the form of the Destructor!
2 people like this.
Reply 32 - Posted by:
Rumblehog 3/28/2023 9:50:50 AM (No. 1435436)
It's a whale attack! Man battle stations! Serious "bumping" ahead!
4 people like this.
Reply 33 - Posted by:
MickTurn 3/28/2023 10:06:11 AM (No. 1435459)
He thinks he's the Mafia Don of New Jerksey...you will be nothing but a speed bump!
3 people like this.
Reply 34 - Posted by:
GoodDeal 3/28/2023 10:08:28 AM (No. 1435463)
Torpedo?!!! Hahaha!!!! Good one!
2 people like this.
Reply 35 - Posted by:
MDConservative 3/28/2023 10:20:41 AM (No. 1435485)
An ego that may be bigger than Trump's at work. Or, maybe he's running to dilute the non-Trump vote in the upcoming primaries.
4 people like this.
Reply 36 - Posted by:
Pegmo 3/28/2023 10:21:53 AM (No. 1435488)
Lol!
2 people like this.
Reply 37 - Posted by:
3XALADY 3/28/2023 10:32:08 AM (No. 1435498)
He and Fat Stacy would make a fun pair.
6 people like this.
Reply 38 - Posted by:
JonR 3/28/2023 10:36:58 AM (No. 1435504)
A perfect example of what is wrong with the Republican Party! The Democrats circle the wagons, the Republicans circle the firing squads!
RINO-itus is the most deadly cancer in the Republican Party!
7 people like this.
Reply 39 - Posted by:
Citoyen 3/28/2023 10:39:16 AM (No. 1435509)
Is Christie a secret supporter of Trump? The more candidates that throw their hats into the ring the more likely it is that Trump wins the nomination. During the 2016 state primaries Trump consistently received only the plurality of the votes, rarely the majority. A big field in 2024 will again ensure his nomination.
3 people like this.
Reply 40 - Posted by:
RayLRiv 3/28/2023 10:41:42 AM (No. 1435514)
Instead of stopping at St Anselm's College Christie should be praying to St Charles Borromeo, the patron saint of obesity
2 people like this.
Reply 41 - Posted by:
cartcart 3/28/2023 10:51:39 AM (No. 1435530)
That statement has Trump shaking in his boots, I’m sure.
6 people like this.
Reply 42 - Posted by:
zephyrgirl 3/28/2023 10:54:42 AM (No. 1435535)
I'd rather not vote than vote for Chris Christie.
2 people like this.
Reply 43 - Posted by:
DVC 3/28/2023 10:56:34 AM (No. 1435539)
A t*rd can never be a torpedo, Chrissy boy.
I have never liked or trusted this puke.
4 people like this.
Reply 44 - Posted by:
clayusmcret 3/28/2023 10:58:59 AM (No. 1435544)
Bad news Chris. The only thing you could torpedo is a submarine sandwich.
6 people like this.
Reply 45 - Posted by:
cold porridge 3/28/2023 11:04:33 AM (No. 1435556)
Hahahaha. now that's funny, coming from a fat blowhard who wouldn't get more than 2% of the vote. He's another one living in a bubble.
3 people like this.
Reply 46 - Posted by:
MindMadeUp 3/28/2023 11:08:47 AM (No. 1435562)
Hubris as big as his belly.
3 people like this.
Reply 47 - Posted by:
Dannee 3/28/2023 11:18:15 AM (No. 1435572)
The commentators here are better than all the latest comedy writers combined. I'm still laughing about the torpedo of a submarine...sandwich. I'm gonna archive all the comments and retrieve when I need a good laugh.
5 people like this.
Reply 48 - Posted by:
David Key 3/28/2023 11:20:48 AM (No. 1435575)
Hah. Bring it on.
2 people like this.
Reply 49 - Posted by:
LC Chihuahua 3/28/2023 12:00:18 PM (No. 1435600)
By his own admission, he is not a serious candidate. A spoiler is not a serious candidate. I wouldn't vote for him. Why would I waste my vote. I suspect many would feel the same way. If I did not want Trump, I would vote for the person most likely to beat him, and that person would most definitely be a serious candidate.
1 person likes this.
Reply 50 - Posted by:
ProudEagle 3/28/2023 12:28:53 PM (No. 1435613)
Bwaaaahahahahahaha...yeah...from his beach chair!
2 people like this.
Reply 51 - Posted by:
Krause 3/28/2023 12:52:58 PM (No. 1435626)
I thought Pence might try that too. Split the republican vote.
2 people like this.
Reply 52 - Posted by:
mizzmac 3/28/2023 2:29:28 PM (No. 1435665)
How? By sitting on him?
2 people like this.
Reply 53 - Posted by:
danu 3/28/2023 4:44:02 PM (No. 1435722)
the entire bloody submarine wouldnt help you matie
1 person likes this.
Running for president must pay more than what Christie is making now.
0 people like this.
Reply 55 - Posted by:
rochow 3/28/2023 8:55:06 PM (No. 1435890)
Does he have a mirror to show him what an ass he is and has?!?!?!
0 people like this.
Ha! He won't generate enough support in the polls to even qualify to be on the debate stage.
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Reply 57 - Posted by:
NYbob 3/28/2023 11:45:42 PM (No. 1435975)
He has far fewer skills than he thinks he has, but he does have a lot of guts. Not courage, just fat.
0 people like this.
Reply 58 - Posted by:
RWPollock 3/29/2023 2:21:28 AM (No. 1436006)
Really? Is that really a reason to run for president.? That is one lame platform. How about what you want to do as president? Attacking fellow republicans is not of interest. Tell us what you will do for us the American people. Trying to become or run for president as a personal vendetta is not good enough of a reason. Actually it is pathetic.
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Reply 59 - Posted by:
msjena 3/29/2023 7:40:27 AM (No. 1436120)
If Christie really believes this, he is delusional.
0 people like this.
Reply 60 - Posted by:
broken01 3/29/2023 8:47:24 AM (No. 1436181)
Fat boy sure is funny.
0 people like this.
Reply 61 - Posted by:
judy 3/29/2023 3:12:59 PM (No. 1436523)
Liz needs a running mate!
0 people like this.
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