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Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin's Statement
on Downing of Chinese Balloon Is Ironic
Comedy at Its Best

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Posted By: Hazymac, 2/5/2023 1:52:24 PM

After a U.S Air Force F-22 Raptor shot down the Chinese surveillance balloon with a sidewinder missile on Saturday, Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin issued an alternative-universe statement in which he lauded Joe Biden’s commitment to “always put the safety and security of the American people first.” No, really. We’ll get back to that silliness in a bit. Austin began by suggesting the “commander in chief” — I put that in quotes because Biden is pretty much not the commander of anything — was in charge from the outset. This afternoon, at the direction of President Biden, U.S. fighter aircraft assigned to U.S. Northern Command successfully brought down the high-altitude surveillance balloon

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Come down hard, Idi.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: bad-hair 2/5/2023 2:04:13 PM (No. 1395759)
So it cruised casually over the USA for a week or so and then Slow Joe sprung into action and shot it down someplace (they're not sure exactly) in the Atlantic. Alaska would have been better.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: DVC 2/5/2023 2:17:14 PM (No. 1395766)
Austin seems to be about as bright as Commie-La, which is to say like a 3 watt bulb in a room of 100 watt bulbs.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: NotaBene 2/5/2023 2:33:19 PM (No. 1395773)
Lord Austin organized the Afghanistan surrender, so this is nothing.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: volksford 2/5/2023 3:56:06 PM (No. 1395825)
Whatta Guy ! ! Sleep well tonight folks .
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Reply 5 - Posted by: F15 Gork 2/5/2023 4:54:55 PM (No. 1395863)
This incompetent baboon could be the mayor of Chicago or Detroit.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: WhamDBambam 2/5/2023 5:02:28 PM (No. 1395870)
It’s a real shame that “Amos & Andy” is no longer on the air…
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Reply 7 - Posted by: smokincol 2/5/2023 5:33:25 PM (No. 1395898)
the cartoon at the Header of Lucianne.com says all there is to say about Austin: - note to General Austin: your General's stars are tarnished and about as bright as your IQ, you phony
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Reply 8 - Posted by: rochow 2/5/2023 6:06:43 PM (No. 1395923)
This dumb tub of lard would not know what to do if the Commies nuked us. When we had Pompeo, we would be regularly briefed about matters, of course he could not tell us everything and one did not expect it. Anyone seen the fat moron during the last 2 years other than spinning a yarn about the disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan????
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Reply 9 - Posted by: millstream 2/5/2023 6:57:21 PM (No. 1395959)
Listening to the Biden admin talk about this balloon and putting oir safety and security first reminds me of a Monty Python episode. Shooting down the payload basicly protects the chinese from discovery. Shooting down or puncturimg the bag on the balloon wouldve allowed a descent where the payloD could be examined. Everything from this point forward is kabuki
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Reply 10 - Posted by: mifla 2/6/2023 5:31:22 AM (No. 1396172)
No one is buying this spin. We were caught with our pants down. I want to hear from NORAD as to what happened.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: broken01 2/6/2023 12:07:43 PM (No. 1396467)
We have the Marx Brothers as Sec Def and CJCS folks. The former looks and sounds about as smart as our VP and WHPS.
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