Wokeness Wins the Ball Game: Cracker Jack
Gets Upgraded to 'Cracker Jill'
Posted By: ladydawgfan, 4/6/2022 8:03:27 AM
Do you enjoy being taken out to the ballgame? What do you eat with your pack of peanuts? Thanks to gender equality, the answer should no longer be “Cracker Jack.” In a men-maiming move, Frito-Lay has repackaged its iconic candy. Since manly mentions are Jacked up, feminists everywhere can now tear into a box of “Cracker Jill.” OfficialFritoLay’s YouTube channel boasts an ad in praise of the improvement. The company subscribes to a contemporarily common concept — people are unable to live aptly unless they see others who look like themselves: Sometimes all it takes to believe you can do something is to see someone who looks like you do it first.
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In the interest of not ticking off Ms. Lucianne and the site monitors, I will refrain from pondering whether "Cracker Jill" still contains nuts!!