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It’s Okay to be Harvest Peach

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Posted By: ladydawgfan, 2/21/2022 3:57:59 AM

Are you "white"? If you go to the paint store and ask for white paint, does the paint match your skin color? If you put your arm against a white appliance, does it look the same? If you are naked in a snowstorm, do you become completely camouflaged? If you put your hand in a copy machine does a blank page come out? No it doesn't, because you aren't white, you are more of a harvest peach. Does that make you "Caucasian"? The word is based off the Caucasus Mountains which basically form the border between Georgia and Russia.

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Heh. This article is the epitome of "Exposing absurdity by being absurd"!! And we get a new moniker to boot!!

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Reply 1 - Posted by: radtraveller 2/21/2022 5:44:07 AM (No. 1078069)
I am a non-white trans human survivor of human genocide against my ancestors, the Neanderthal. All humans owe me reparations.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: F15 Gork 2/21/2022 6:41:14 AM (No. 1078102)
If I’m not truly white im gonna start claiming to be a POC.......let the good times roll!
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Reply 3 - Posted by: Highlander 2/21/2022 8:33:21 AM (No. 1078209)
I can wear a white shirt to contrast with my “white” skin. To be sensible, “white” is nothing more than a convenient label to set us whites apart from POC’s.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: bigfatslob 2/21/2022 9:20:53 AM (No. 1078271)
Who knew I'm a Harvest Peach Supremacist?
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Reply 5 - Posted by: udanja99 2/21/2022 10:11:38 AM (No. 1078326)
Actually, white light is the sum of all colors. Black is the absence of light. That’s why holding a prism up to the light produces a rainbow. If you take a color wheel and spin it fast enough it appears white. Put that in your woke pipe and smoke it.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: MickTurn 2/21/2022 10:34:50 AM (No. 1078360)
I'm pink and I demand full recognition for same...and all Reparations. How stupid is all this White crap...
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Reply 7 - Posted by: FLCracker 2/21/2022 11:32:15 AM (No. 1078437)
Why was slavery okay for most of humanity's history and only became reprehensible in the last - let's say - 300 years are so? Ivota Trump gives the answer: "...chances are your ancestors were the energy source..." Slavery started to be replaced by a power source that could be reasonably controlled, could be harnessed to machinery and became fairly portable. That would be steam, from which all else follows. And who developed steam into a useful source of energy? Why, that would be your Pre Sahara African American Trans Euro Indigenous Persons of Harvest Peach. Not only that, they were Peachies from the British Isles. Heh.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: DVC 2/21/2022 12:47:06 PM (No. 1078512)
I love the nom de plume.
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