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Brian Laundrie’s full autopsy released
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Posted By: Hazymac, 2/15/2022 4:40:16 PM

Grisly new details emerged Monday in the death of Brian Laundrie, including that his scattered bones had been gnawed on by rodents and feral dogs after his death. Laundrie, 23, died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head that caused extensive fractures in his skull, according to a newly released report by a Florida medical examiner’s office. The single bullet entered his brain at the left temple and exited through the right, traveling slightly upward, said the full autopsy and forensic report. Authorities recovered “the vast majority of [his] skeleton” — aside from a few bones from his teeth and his face — scattered “in plain sight,” they said.


They all got some. Alas, poor Yorick.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: john56 2/15/2022 4:52:29 PM (No. 1072924)
I hope none of the animals got sick from chewing on this vermin.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: rocket-j-squirrel 2/15/2022 4:52:41 PM (No. 1072926)
At least his death was worthwhile to the flora and fauna of the area. /s
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Reply 3 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter 2/15/2022 4:54:41 PM (No. 1072929)
I have to admit, he must have been a crack shot if he even got close to his brain!
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Reply 4 - Posted by: red1066 2/15/2022 4:56:44 PM (No. 1072930)
Brian Laundrie isn't the only thing that's dead. I understand the Drudge Report has bit the dust as well.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: earlybird 2/15/2022 5:02:18 PM (No. 1072933)
Laundrie set himself up to be charged with Gabby’s murder. Took her (not their) van back to Florida alone, used her debit card fo $1000 purchases along the way. Went about his life with his parents and family in FL for a while. At some point the realization hit him that he was going to be confined for a long time or executed. His parents were complicit all the way. May even have encouraged his suicide. Odd bunch.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: Ribicon 2/15/2022 5:03:22 PM (No. 1072934)
Brian Laundrie (brain wash) and Gabby Petito (small talk). These two misadventurers pushed a lot of other things off the front pages for a while.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: Omen55 2/15/2022 5:20:50 PM (No. 1072957)
Now that's back to Nature.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: jhpeters2 2/15/2022 5:22:39 PM (No. 1072959)
Eaten by the dogs? I seem to remember some Jezebel who had that done to her too.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: GoodDeal 2/15/2022 5:56:37 PM (No. 1072992)
Took the cowards way out. We can be sure that this murdering suicide punk won't be in Heaven. Let the dogs and birds of the air eat his rotten carcass.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: Birddog 2/15/2022 6:27:20 PM (No. 1073015)
His parents wouldn't tell the cops where to look, didn't tell them he took the gun...even when they were told his car was parked out there, they went and got it, didn't tell cops. Everyone claimed it was under water...dogs, coyotes, raccoons and rats don't eat under water. There were also animal remains at the secondary site..what KIND of animal, how did IT die? Had he taken someones pet out there and killed it sometime before?
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Reply 11 - Posted by: Lawsy0 2/15/2022 6:51:32 PM (No. 1073027)
Apparently, the murderer was a good shot!
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Reply 12 - Posted by: GirlwithaCurl 2/15/2022 10:09:59 PM (No. 1073143)
Dingo got his carcass.
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Reply 13 - Posted by: Kumoan 2/15/2022 10:42:58 PM (No. 1073158)
Maybe they will find little dicktator Turdo there in a few weeks. For all we know, his hidey-hole [from those big, bad truckers with their wives and children] is just down the street.
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