Camels kicked out of $66M beauty pageant
for using Botox
New York Post,
by
Ben Cost
Original Article
Posted By: Ribicon,
12/8/2021 2:03:02 PM
They were trying to embellish their lovely lady humps. More than 40 camels were booted from a Saudi Arabian beauty pageant after getting administered Botox, hormones and other appearance enhancing techniques. This marks the biggest crackdown in the contest’s history. “The club is keen to halt all acts of tampering and deception in the beautification of camels,” the Saudi Press Agency said of the dromedary disqualification which occurred at the annual Abdulaziz Camel Festival, near Riyadh, where breeders compete for some nearly $66 million in prize money, the Washington Post reported. The camels themselves are judged on the shape of their heads, necks, humps, dress and postures
Reply 1 - Posted by:
Avanti1 12/8/2021 2:08:35 PM (No. 1000789)
The same standards should apply to Nancy Pelosi.
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
hershey 12/8/2021 2:23:01 PM (No. 1000799)
I thought I'd heard of everything, but a CAMEL beauty contest???? Do they allow transgendered camels to compete?? Just asking...
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
Birddog 12/8/2021 2:23:17 PM (No. 1000800)
Kamal...Lah!
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
SweetSweetback 12/8/2021 2:24:24 PM (No. 1000806)
Saudis and their F U money. Now, under brain-addled Bidet, more money than ever.
4 people like this.
Reply 5 - Posted by:
mc squared 12/8/2021 2:27:29 PM (No. 1000809)
I was honestly confused when I saw this. Camels in a beauty contest? The mind reals. Leave it to the rascally Muzzles.
8 people like this.
Reply 6 - Posted by:
snowoutlaw 12/8/2021 2:27:52 PM (No. 1000811)
Horses and Giraffes that identify as Camels.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
downnout 12/8/2021 2:28:45 PM (No. 1000814)
I didn’t see any Bactrian camels! Everyone knows two humps are better than one. I call discrimination.
11 people like this.
Reply 8 - Posted by:
GoodDeal 12/8/2021 2:30:39 PM (No. 1000818)
Hillary and Michelle were allowed to compete under the classification that they feel like camels.
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
daisey 12/8/2021 2:38:38 PM (No. 1000830)
Finally an article that made me smile. Laugh even. What a waste of perfectly good Botox.
7 people like this.
Reply 10 - Posted by:
chumley 12/8/2021 2:39:22 PM (No. 1000832)
The winner has to spend the night with the sheik.
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
marbles 12/8/2021 2:47:38 PM (No. 1000846)
# 2 When you're a desert culture.........you deal with what you have. Next up, sand art.
9 people like this.
Reply 12 - Posted by:
DVC 12/8/2021 3:12:18 PM (No. 1000870)
This says a lot about Middle Eastern men....none of it good.
Cover up and beat their women and have beauty contests for camels. Yep, you literally cannot make up stuff weirder and more bizarre than what they actually do.
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Hope none of them had hump implants.
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
LC Chihuahua 12/8/2021 3:37:54 PM (No. 1000887)
Wait a minute...
A camel beauty contest?
Worth 66 million dollars?
Dayum!
5 people like this.
Reply 15 - Posted by:
LC Chihuahua 12/8/2021 3:39:22 PM (No. 1000888)
Somebody please put this on TV or online. It would be a good laugh.
3 people like this.
Reply 16 - Posted by:
SweetPea3 12/8/2021 3:44:46 PM (No. 1000894)
The jokes will write themselves on this.
7 people like this.
Reply 17 - Posted by:
Jesuslover54 12/8/2021 3:54:46 PM (No. 1000904)
But really, how is it different from Westminster Dog Show, except dogs do no work?
2 people like this.
Reply 18 - Posted by:
Sully 12/8/2021 4:00:07 PM (No. 1000907)
The real story is that those ancient anecdotes about the AyeRabs and their camels are most assuredly true.
Uhoh. I see an Arab outrage on the horizon.
4 people like this.
Reply 19 - Posted by:
snakeoil 12/8/2021 4:01:15 PM (No. 1000908)
I miss the Talent part of the pageant.
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
planetgeo 12/8/2021 4:04:07 PM (No. 1000911)
Yes, but can they balance glasses of champagne on those humps like Kim Kardashian can?
5 people like this.
Reply 21 - Posted by:
Ribicon 12/8/2021 4:20:52 PM (No. 1000920)
Antique joke: Q. Why do they call camels the ships of the desert? A. Because they're filled with Arab "seaman."
3 people like this.
Reply 22 - Posted by:
Lawsy0 12/8/2021 4:27:43 PM (No. 1000924)
You mean REAL camels? I thought it was another article about Hillary the PIAPS.
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Reply 23 - Posted by:
AntiStatist 12/8/2021 4:56:01 PM (No. 1000941)
That's just racist.
0 people like this.
Reply 24 - Posted by:
DVC 12/8/2021 5:12:47 PM (No. 1000957)
I heard that the winners were accused of giving sexual favors to the judges.
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Reply 25 - Posted by:
bpl40 12/8/2021 5:15:22 PM (No. 1000963)
What did they try to enhance? Their er... toes?
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Reply 26 - Posted by:
anonymous 12/8/2021 5:19:53 PM (No. 1000964)
Maybe lipstick on a camel is out of bounds too?
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Reply 27 - Posted by:
Roscoelewis 12/8/2021 6:24:53 PM (No. 1001007)
Which one is the camel, and which one is the Arab?
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Reply 28 - Posted by:
rochow 12/8/2021 8:00:16 PM (No. 1001068)
At first, I thought they were talking about Kamel Harris. Who knew, they have beauty pageants for camels? Well, they might be prettier than Saudi women, who knows, too many rags on all over, so who can tell?
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Reply 29 - Posted by:
JHHolliday 12/8/2021 8:46:24 PM (No. 1001116)
What? Really? I guess the camels are more attractive than their wives but this seems a little over the top.
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Reply 30 - Posted by:
ussjimmycarter 12/8/2021 8:50:55 PM (No. 1001122)
Oh! CAMELS! I thought it was Kamala!
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