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All tuckered out from Pope play, President
Poopy Pants falls fast asleep

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Posted By: Big Bopper, 11/2/2021 2:52:13 PM

Joe Biden visited the Pope. Politicians do this. The meetings are of course carefully scripted so that nothing controversial occurs, such as the Pope reminding the visitor that according to Church doctrine and scientific opinion a fetus is a living creature and the species is homo sapiens. It’s not really a meeting; it’s a show. The president tries not to say something stupid while the Pope intimidates him with his Pope getup complete with the lamp shade hat. This show is traditionally broadcast live. Just a few days before this one, however, the White House announced that it would not be. Because reasons. Unspecified ones.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: hershey 11/2/2021 2:55:38 PM (No. 964872)
New name PP the P....ha ha...
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Reply 2 - Posted by: Ida Lou Pino 11/2/2021 3:06:33 PM (No. 964893)
As I posted recently - - some of the greatest leaders in history - - including Nebuchadnezzar, Taras Bulba, and Pepin the Short - - have strategically used pooping to achieve their goals. Despicable Joe is just emulating a great strategic tradition.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: RobertJ984 11/2/2021 3:07:54 PM (No. 964896)
I think back to the old K-Mart commercial from years ago. "I SHIPPED MY PANTS"
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Reply 4 - Posted by: Highvoltage 11/2/2021 3:19:47 PM (No. 964912)
It’s a disgrace to emit solid, or gaseous methane emissions at the G20 conference on climate change. And here we have the representative of the United States doing just that.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: Highvoltage 11/2/2021 3:42:19 PM (No. 964939)
There is the military person who always carries the nuclear football accompanying the president and now there is another who carries wipes and a change of clothes.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: bad-hair 11/2/2021 4:04:40 PM (No. 964960)
SO if the President of the United States has a 'busy schedule' he might need a cat nap every now and then. Seriously. I have worked 36 to 48 hour shifts as has any resident MD. Sleepy Joe gets a nap ....
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Reply 7 - Posted by: Urgent Fury 11/2/2021 4:21:37 PM (No. 964990)
Man say this somehow happened to Trump--5 insiders would have confirmed it and 3 would have books out. Got to hand it to the RATS, nobody talks.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: Sandpiper 11/2/2021 4:48:13 PM (No. 965011)
What I find interesting is this rumor started in Italy - the Italian press was talking about it. Democrats may not talk but Italians might.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: 3XALADY 11/2/2021 5:02:30 PM (No. 965028)
#8 yes, it's amazing how very silent the media is on his goings on while out of country.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: Right Time 11/2/2021 5:47:40 PM (No. 965069)
But...but...but President PoopyPants wore a blue suit when he arrived at the Vatican, but was wearing a black suit when he departed. S Like Clinton's famous blue dress, show us the Blue Suit!
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Reply 11 - Posted by: MickTurn 11/2/2021 6:13:46 PM (No. 965108)
But it was so warm and squishy...Hey Joey, kinda like handling crooked Money isn't it!
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Reply 12 - Posted by: anniebc 11/2/2021 7:34:07 PM (No. 965200)
Now that's a funny headline.
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