Trump Inspires Bette Midler To Pray:
‘Are You There God? I’m So Scared’
Newsbusters,
by
Gabriel Hays
Original Article
Posted By: Dreadnought,
10/27/2020 1:24:18 PM
Perhaps we can add evangelist or miracle worker to Donald Trump’s lengthy resume. The president has gone and done the unthinkable, inspiring some good ol’ religious fervor in one particularly hateful Hollywood lib. As evidenced on her Twitter, Trump has inspired Bette Midler to get on her knees and pray to God. Well of course, it’s not out of joy nor the actress’s sudden repentance for encouraging far left policies like rending unborn babies limb from limb. Quite the opposite. It’s fear. The thought of a Trump re-election and the continuation of his “fascist” regime reduced her to begging God for assistance. These people are deranged.
Reply 1 - Posted by:
zoidberg 10/27/2020 1:27:23 PM (No. 586325)
"Are You There, God? It's Me, Maggot."
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
Jesuslover54 10/27/2020 1:28:08 PM (No. 586326)
God: "Lose a little weight, then maybe we'll talk."
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
bad-hair 10/27/2020 1:28:40 PM (No. 586327)
Monty Python would have a stomper for that.
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
PostAway 10/27/2020 1:41:27 PM (No. 586352)
That’s funny....every time I see her I say “Oh, dear God.”
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
DVC 10/27/2020 1:54:58 PM (No. 586377)
She's a sad, dim, terrible person.
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
Shells 10/27/2020 1:57:15 PM (No. 586379)
#1, ROFLMAO.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
tommyboy99 10/27/2020 2:14:37 PM (No. 586405)
If God answers Bette's prayers, when can He expect to next hear from her? Most likely at the Great White Throne Judgement. It probably won't be a pretty reunion.
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Yes, God is there. But He didn't abandon you, you abandoned Him.
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
Omen55 10/27/2020 2:40:12 PM (No. 586435)
For your prays, Bette.
You should be looking down.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
cor-vet 10/27/2020 2:46:57 PM (No. 586450)
I'm not surprised. Every day Nasty P. looks up to heaven and says, "Dear God, what has he done today?"
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
coyote 10/27/2020 2:48:05 PM (No. 586453)
God is there, and he says MAGA!
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
red1066 10/27/2020 2:52:27 PM (No. 586463)
Scared of freedom?
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
anniebc 10/27/2020 3:17:09 PM (No. 586502)
She should be thankful lightning didn't strike her dead for mocking God. Of course, He's not listening to you, you evil babykiller.
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
jeffkinnh 10/27/2020 3:59:32 PM (No. 586549)
Bette: ‘Are You There God?'
Yes, I am Bette.
Bette: 'Where have you been? I've been praying for days.'
Sorry Bette, I've been getting my horns and hooves polished.
Bette: 'Can you do away with Trump?'
Why would I want to do that?
Bette: 'I’m So Scared’
I know Bette. It's OK. Fear is good for me. I like it. Trump also has a angel on his side that makes it hard to do much to him. All I could do was get him impeached but I had Schiff to work with so that didn't succeed.
Bette: 'But Trump is going to make global warming even worse.
Once I get there with you, global warming will be the least of your concerns. We'll leave Trump behind. See you soon Bette.
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
columba 10/27/2020 5:35:21 PM (No. 586642)
God answers the prayers of those who are entrusting themselves to Him.
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
doctorfixit 10/27/2020 5:58:08 PM (No. 586660)
Keeping the enemy scared and angry is powerful strategy. When the enemy is emotionally crippled, they make fatal miscalculations.
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
dbdiva 10/27/2020 6:12:13 PM (No. 586671)
If Bette expects God to answer this or any other petition she may send up to Him, she must pray the sinners prayer first and accept our Lord as Savior. This is the only prayer that God answers from unbelievers.
But she should be aware that God chose Donald Trump and annointed him for this position. HIS vote is really the only one that matters and I trust that He has already cast it for the President.
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
rikkitikki 10/27/2020 6:34:24 PM (No. 586694)
The psychological behavior I call 'projection' is a truly fascinating thing...in fact, in the case of American liberals, it has become another manifestation of their underlying mental disorder...er, psychosis.
In this case, each complaint that Bette Midler has projected onto DJT is precisely what the democrats have either already done, or have promised to do.
Accusing Trump of fascism, she apparently cannot see the fascism so obvious in govt-controlled media, institutionalized infanticide (abortion), govt control of economy (elimination of oil industry, raising minimum wage, Green New Deal, gun control, rolling back all of Trump's deregulation), and single-payer healthcare.
Accusing Trump of criminal racism, she cannot see the rotten reverse racism which absolutely defines BLM, and of how the lion's share of their true victims are the very poverty-stricken blacks they claim to be representing.
Accusing Trump of hating democracy, she cannot see that ballot harvesting, fraudulent paper ballots, censoring free speech by Big Tech, packing the SCOTUS, adding states, eliminating the filibuster, etc, is already destroying what is left of American democracy.
Accusing Trump of denying science, she cannot see that masks don't work, and science says so, that lockdowns kill more people than they save, and 10X more Americans were killed by salting CV19 patients into nursing homes (all done by democrat Governors) than were killed on 9-11.
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
udanja99 10/27/2020 6:47:16 PM (No. 586717)
Bette, you’ve got several years of penance and atonement ahead of you before God will give you the time of day.
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
Hazymac 10/27/2020 7:21:58 PM (No. 586756)
Uncle Screwtape alert @ #14. Excellent work there. If he could have read it (and had known about 2020 American politics), C.S. Lewis would've smiled. Plenty of wisdom elsewhere on the thread, as well.
Predominately, it has been the Left that has severed ties with God and holiness, kicked Him out of our government and schools. What amazes me most about where America is now is that President Trump, of all people, is in the role of being the chief defender of, essentially, Christendom (and Judaism and all that is holy). God knew exactly who He tapped for this role, and President Trump is doing magnificent work. Intellectually constipated former Republicans like George Will, Max Boot, and Bill Kristol have fallen by the wayside because they can't abide Trump. Their ideological underpinnings were ultimately revealed as velleity: sand castles on the beach instead stone castles on the bluff. They'll risk eternal damnation to defend their threadbare political ideologies. They just lost the ability to think rationally. Maybe they should grow beards like 'Forties mobsters so everyone will think they're insane and they'll be spared the judgment they've got coming.
Aging Bette has been praying for something terrible to happen to PDJT and to his followers. Her level of hatred ends up damning her and, oddly, blessing her targets. Once a good singer, she's ideologically poisoned, and has transformed herself into a bad excuse for a human being. It's pretty damned sad what she's become.
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
FourMom 10/27/2020 10:01:44 PM (No. 586843)
Yes, He is. He has raised up ACB. What more proof do you need that He is active and involved in the affairs of men?
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
TLCary 10/27/2020 10:17:39 PM (No. 586855)
They pulled this 'the sky will fall if you elect Trump' four years ago - followed by a raging economy, non-existent unemployment (especially for minorities), a major correction in the tin horn dictators of the world, peace, freedom, lower taxes, higher incomes, and became a net exporter of fuel instead of dependant on terroristic states to keep our cars moving.
You would think they wouldn't want to look stupid by singing this song again.
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