Portland Group Plans
Naked Bike Ride To Protest
Amy Coney Barrett Nomination —
Masks Are Required
The Gateway Pundit,
by
Brock Simmons
Original Article
Posted By: ConservativeYogini,
10/1/2020 2:37:26 PM
If you get enough people riding naked on their bikes through the streets, then Ruth Bader Ginsburg magically comes back to life and deranged leftists don’t have to worry about Amy Coney Barrett being confirmed to the Supreme Court. Or so goes the logic of one Portland (duh, where else?) group, who is putting on a naked bike ride event to protest…. uhh…. something. Because it’s Portland.
Reply 1 - Posted by:
TLCary 10/1/2020 2:41:15 PM (No. 558703)
Ever notice that the only people who take their clothes off in public are the ones you dearly wish... wouldn't?
Some things just can't be unseen, no matter how you try.
47 people like this.
Reply 2 - Posted by:
Nimby 10/1/2020 2:43:43 PM (No. 558707)
Arrest them for INDECENCY
17 people like this.
Reply 3 - Posted by:
bamapreacher 10/1/2020 2:44:45 PM (No. 558710)
#2, there is no such as indecency in Portland. Now decency, that's a different matter.
27 people like this.
Reply 4 - Posted by:
nerdowell 10/1/2020 2:48:11 PM (No. 558717)
They should supplement the masks with paper bags.
16 people like this.
Reply 5 - Posted by:
Catherine 10/1/2020 2:48:36 PM (No. 558718)
No, didn't read the whole thing but were they au naturale in the buttocks section? So tell me, would you rather they ride with a useless mask or ride without underwear. Who would want to sit on that seat again after such an event? Just nasty.
10 people like this.
Reply 6 - Posted by:
Namma 10/1/2020 2:51:58 PM (No. 558721)
Like that would make me change my mind
I’ll pray it snows that day
18 people like this.
Reply 7 - Posted by:
gop_guys 10/1/2020 2:56:13 PM (No. 558725)
I see tats, lots of them, butch hair cuts, obesity, sagging boobs, and lols of uncontrolled cursing and screaming and gnashing of teeth! Apologies in advance.
19 people like this.
Reply 8 - Posted by:
leonardo 10/1/2020 3:08:29 PM (No. 558738)
Portland? ... OF COURSE!
Naked ARSONISTS come next.
11 people like this.
Reply 9 - Posted by:
Jesuslover54 10/1/2020 3:08:36 PM (No. 558740)
Will Biden demand first dibs sniffing their seats?
24 people like this.
Reply 10 - Posted by:
XCenturion 10/1/2020 3:11:55 PM (No. 558742)
What is it that attracts all the far leftists to Portland and Seattle? This naked bike ride will be more of an advertisement for herd immunity than a protest against Amy Coney Barrett. They should call it "Bovines on Bikes"!
14 people like this.
Reply 11 - Posted by:
hershey 10/1/2020 3:24:29 PM (No. 558756)
Wooo hooo..some liberal arses in the air....blow some of the leftoid stink off them...
4 people like this.
Reply 12 - Posted by:
Rama41 10/1/2020 3:24:47 PM (No. 558757)
They'll probably all look like the NURX girls.
4 people like this.
Reply 13 - Posted by:
red1066 10/1/2020 3:28:18 PM (No. 558764)
Symbolism over substance. It's what people with no intelligence do when they don't get their way.
9 people like this.
Reply 14 - Posted by:
hurricanegirl 10/1/2020 3:50:26 PM (No. 558787)
Here's hoping all of you get more than your fair share of road rash--and in the most . . . . ummm . . . delicate places, too! And sunburn and windburn to boot!
6 people like this.
Reply 15 - Posted by:
LadyHen 10/1/2020 3:52:44 PM (No. 558789)
All I can say is "Ewwwwww!!!"
5 people like this.
Reply 16 - Posted by:
Strike3 10/1/2020 3:54:56 PM (No. 558792)
I hope the ugly girls know which parts to place the mask on. They can cut up some of Mooch's old tent dresses for the occasion to make sure they have one large enough.
5 people like this.
Reply 17 - Posted by:
DVC 10/1/2020 3:57:02 PM (No. 558793)
Most of the folks who take their clothes off in public are the ones who you really want to put them back on in public.
14 people like this.
Reply 18 - Posted by:
Strike3 10/1/2020 3:59:28 PM (No. 558796)
Whatever it is, #10, I hope it's a rare commodity exclusive to the Northwest. Wouldn't want those creatures to ever leave there and lay their eggs elsewhere.
5 people like this.
Reply 19 - Posted by:
GoodDeal 10/1/2020 4:10:02 PM (No. 558809)
Oh brother this is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard of. Ask Amy if she cares. Get your kicks have your fun and make sure to use extra Sun screen where the Sun don’t shine.
3 people like this.
Reply 20 - Posted by:
Calico Al 10/1/2020 4:12:03 PM (No. 558813)
If they are wearing a hat does that mean their not topless?
3 people like this.
Reply 21 - Posted by:
Kate318 10/1/2020 4:14:46 PM (No. 558816)
Ha! That’ll show us.
9 people like this.
Reply 22 - Posted by:
Dodge Boy 10/1/2020 4:17:40 PM (No. 558819)
If they are obese and out of shape, this will be enough to nauseate most people who have the misfortune to look.
4 people like this.
I wager that few if any in this group can name the existing eight justices.
7 people like this.
Reply 24 - Posted by:
WV.Hillbilly 10/1/2020 4:27:56 PM (No. 558833)
Did you ever notice that the people who do this are always people you don't want to see naked in the first place?
5 people like this.
Reply 25 - Posted by:
snapper451 10/1/2020 4:42:53 PM (No. 558846)
This would be a bad "idea". Dementia Joe wants to go this parade, plenty to sniff.
I have been predicting that President Trump will win Oregon and Washington (state) because of all of this idiocy!
2 people like this.
Reply 26 - Posted by:
Trapper 10/1/2020 4:53:07 PM (No. 558854)
A while back I read that, um, passing gas, can spread the China virus. So will they all be wearing butt masks?
2 people like this.
Reply 27 - Posted by:
Newtsche 10/1/2020 4:55:30 PM (No. 558857)
Imagine the smell, fitting.
3 people like this.
Reply 28 - Posted by:
Zarin 10/1/2020 5:15:10 PM (No. 558873)
Some people have a sense of shame which guards them & stops them from whatever is unworthy and unseemly. Many do not have that common sense. A fear of God is as good or better - it is a solid defense and a safe stronghold, it protects of people from doing stupid things like this.
4 people like this.
Reply 29 - Posted by:
DVC 10/1/2020 5:17:27 PM (No. 558876)
Basically the Portland Police (laughing stock of the USA) say that "Yeah, it's illegal, but we won't be enforcing the laws".
Wow, that's a shock, like the have been enforcing any laws for the last 100+ days? They let rioters burn and loot and destroy and attack police, and do little or nothing. And if they do arrest someone, the "prosecutor" (another joke) turns them loose, no charges, no problems.
Portland is in total anarchy now. The mayor supports anarchy, the prosecutors and courts support anarchy, the police support anarchy (whether they like it or not, they are forced to go along) - so the official policy is that crime is OK with the government of Portland.
How could any sane people live there?
3 people like this.
Reply 30 - Posted by:
DVC 10/1/2020 5:24:01 PM (No. 558878)
Coyote ugly types are going to be the primary female participants.
I used to go to Blacks Beach, just below the cliffs of Torrey Pines to boogie board surf with a friend (San Diego area). BB is a swimsuit optional beach and we saw a goodly number of folks taking advantage of the rule, we did not. Some of them were real babes fun stuff for a young guy....but a good number were way NOT 'young babes". I remember one fat chick with about set of 48 DDs racing to get a ball in beach volleyball. I really thought that she would injure herself, perhaps knock herself unconscious with all that flapping. Not a good memory. Eye bleach doesn't work. She might have been a wonderful person with her clothes on.
3 people like this.
Reply 31 - Posted by:
JHHolliday 10/1/2020 5:27:07 PM (No. 558881)
What is it with these "naked" protests? They are always left-wing nutters doing it, no conservatives. I don't want to see someone's fat a** on a bycycle. Would be fun though to see them sprayed with pepper spray on their more sensitive parts. The dance that would follow that would certainly be entertaining.
7 people like this.
Reply 32 - Posted by:
reefdiver 10/1/2020 5:36:44 PM (No. 558892)
What is it that causes older liberals to act like 4 year olds? Drugs?
5 people like this.
Reply 33 - Posted by:
bighambone 10/1/2020 5:44:23 PM (No. 558903)
Those old leftie guys had better watch out if they have any part of their anatomy dangling down there near their bike chains!
5 people like this.
Reply 34 - Posted by:
SilkCity 10/1/2020 5:56:48 PM (No. 558912)
Too bad the appointment wasn’t in January
2 people like this.
Reply 35 - Posted by:
wakeupcall 10/1/2020 6:12:11 PM (No. 558921)
Imbeciles proving themselves Imbeciles.
2 people like this.
Reply 36 - Posted by:
Toby Ten Bears 10/1/2020 6:22:39 PM (No. 558934)
That'll change hearts and minds... Moronic morons doing moronic things.
2 people like this.
Reply 37 - Posted by:
columba 10/1/2020 6:27:18 PM (No. 558941)
Think about it. Does a display of amorality put to silence the virtue of morality?
2 people like this.
Reply 38 - Posted by:
HotRod 10/1/2020 7:08:33 PM (No. 558985)
Fat, gross chicks and gay men. A real barf fest!
5 people like this.
Reply 39 - Posted by:
Hazymac 10/1/2020 7:13:51 PM (No. 558993)
It seems that indecent politics can only be properly supported by indecent exposure. And I mean indecent. You can be sure that no Victoria's Secret lingerie models will be taking part in the festivities.
4 people like this.
Reply 40 - Posted by:
kono 10/1/2020 7:14:48 PM (No. 558994)
Hitting us with traumatic imagery is a different sort of violence. Or maybe they're trying to get us to gouge out our own eyes?
1 person likes this.
Reply 41 - Posted by:
JoElla Bee 10/1/2020 7:39:01 PM (No. 559014)
“DON’T LOOK, ETHEL!!!”
10 people like this.
Reply 42 - Posted by:
Highlander 10/1/2020 8:21:44 PM (No. 559033)
That is brilliant! Naked bike riding is genius! That’ll stop Amy Coney Barrett’s confirmation dead in its tracks! Ah, to be liberal!
3 people like this.
Reply 43 - Posted by:
cor-vet 10/1/2020 9:13:14 PM (No. 559053)
Oh how I'd like to get to the staging area a few minutes early and surreptitiously apply some itching powder on those poor bicycle seats.
2 people like this.
Reply 44 - Posted by:
radrelic 10/1/2020 9:18:02 PM (No. 559056)
Visual pollution
2 people like this.
Reply 45 - Posted by:
JimBob 10/1/2020 11:06:27 PM (No. 559152)
Why do idiot Leftists use nudity?
It gets them on the Leftist Media.
They've been using that tactic since their playbook was written with a Quill pen on Parchment.
I'm hoping they get a cold front, 45 degrees F and RAIN!
THAT'll put a damper on the 'festivities'!
0 people like this.
Reply 46 - Posted by:
jfodoch 10/2/2020 6:37:12 PM (No. 560076)
To me this isn't anything more than a version of college streaking, and I'll bet that many of them are in it just for the fun. I know that I'm enjoying the event -- at last some good news from Portland !!! I don't expect to stop laughing every time I re-read this article and comments.
0 people like this.
Reply 47 - Posted by:
NotaBene 10/4/2020 3:32:27 AM (No. 561347)
This is where Cultural Marxism takes our Nation. Vote straight Republican.
0 people like this.
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