Does anyone have a job for Chelsea Clinton?
Spectator USA,
by
Paul Wood
Original Article
Posted By: Pluperfect,
10/19/2019 5:04:14 AM
For a long time now, those of us who have the misfortune to have working eyes and ears have become deeply familiar with the activities of one family. This family is (still) taken very seriously by some very serious people, in spite of the fact that vast numbers of us would rather eat chlorine-flavored ice cream than ever hear from them again.
Like some sort of deathless voodoo incantation, the name of this family echoes around the world. It echoes in high-altitude frosted glass conference rooms filled with international bores. It echoes in the frazzled minds of readers of the legacy press. It echoes in the dreams of lanyard wearers
Reply 1 - Posted by:
ByteGuru 10/19/2019 6:05:02 AM (No. 211558)
Web Hubbel's daughter is facing some tough times as she has no marketable skills and her name demands a salary that guarantees that she will not be a positive influence to the bottom line. Of course 'tough times' is a relative term. Someone who does not have several million dollars in the bank may be hard pressed to conjure up sympathy.
And of course being butt-fugly doesn't help either.
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
plaids 10/19/2019 6:41:34 AM (No. 211574)
She does appear to be a very vapid individual. However, maybe she should work at being a wife and mother.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
WhamDBambam 10/19/2019 6:45:05 AM (No. 211578)
I suspect that her biological mother is trying to live her failed dreams through her daughter. Too bad the daughter never had any dreams for herself.
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
crunchycon 10/19/2019 7:09:27 AM (No. 211589)
She’ll land in Nita Lowey’s thoughtfully vacated House seat. No worries.
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
laurenc 10/19/2019 7:34:18 AM (No. 211601)
She could get a job as a scarecrow....
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
thudlike 10/19/2019 7:54:34 AM (No. 211623)
Hillary Clinton Presents Daughter Chelsea With Eleanor Roosevelt Val-Kill Medal
"Former Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, was the 1995 winner of the Eleanor Roosevelt Val-Kill medal. Hillary presented her daughter with the same award, making them the first mother and daughter to receive the medal in the award's 32 year history.
"It is a delight and an honor to present the Val-Kill medal to one of the gutsiest women I know, my daughter Chelsea," Hillary said. "
https://spectrumlocalnews.com/nys/hudson-valley/news/2019/10/14/hilary-clinton-presents-daughter-chelsea-with-eleanor-roosevelt-val-kill-medal
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
udanja99 10/19/2019 8:16:53 AM (No. 211643)
Their book should be titled “The Book of Gutsy Leftwing Women” as I’m sure that there’s not a conservative in the bunch.
Illary really should have chosen someone other than Web Hubble as her sperm donor. All that plastic surgery and Chelsea is still butt ugly.
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
MickTurn 10/19/2019 8:47:58 AM (No. 211678)
I need someone to mow my grass, pick up trash etc. on many acres...when she is done she can start over, a permanent job...I'll even be generous at minimum wage. What say you little Clinton?
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
Paperpuncher 10/19/2019 9:01:50 AM (No. 211698)
I feel so sad for a multi millionaire that can not find work. Go home and shut up.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
ginadee 10/19/2019 9:02:43 AM (No. 211700)
Why can't she get a job? She has 2-3 college degrees. Isn't that why kids go off to college to get a degree so they can get a job?
And yes, she is butt ugly even with plastic surgery. I wonder if she will keep her kids hidden? You can't pass on your plastic surgeries to your children. What's in the genes are in the genes! Poor little ones.
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
JackBurton 10/19/2019 9:04:03 AM (No. 211702)
RE: comment #1... I've had to overcome dyslexia so I find amusement in mixing up the first consonants of a couple words.... but .... butt fugly? What's that? Futt bugly?
Thanks for the morning laugh (and I'm glad I hadn't taken a sip of my coffee.)
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
gobushcheneygo 10/19/2019 9:26:38 AM (No. 211730)
Well, there’s still the missing $6 billion while mommy was running the State Department. I’m not too worried about Chelsea’s financial situation.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
padiva 10/19/2019 9:52:27 AM (No. 211755)
She can be a wet nurse.
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
bighambone 10/19/2019 9:56:30 AM (No. 211760)
Just more leftist and liberal Democrat snake oil salesladies full of emotion for the female snowflake and low information classes? The Clintons got politically old a long time ago as far as the real people who make the country go.
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
Dodge Boy 10/19/2019 10:01:54 AM (No. 211766)
Does she do bathrooms and behind the toilet?
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
JohnWayne 10/19/2019 10:23:19 AM (No. 211810)
Halloween's right around the corner! That may offer some opportunities.
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
ROLFNader 10/19/2019 10:32:58 AM (No. 211824)
@#9- Chelsea would be great for mowing the lawn. You wouldn't hear a sound . I would not recommend that you be downwind when she get 'gusty' .
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
earlybird 10/19/2019 10:37:22 AM (No. 211831)
It is apparently not enough for her to keep cranking out babies with the most unsuitable husband. Talk about the odd couple. But who else would have wanted her? He thought he was marrying Bill Clinton’s daughter. A president’s daughter. Really big deal. Now he is usually seen trudging along beside frowsy her on a New York street, pushing a baby stroller, wearing a hangdog expression.
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
Strike3 10/19/2019 10:51:42 AM (No. 211851)
#12, I would translate that for you but Ms Lucianne does not permit such language in its spelled-out form. As for the Clinton Mutt, she could always sell that hugely expensive Manhattan apartment and move to Ohio to a Deplorable neighborhood but as we all know, being the keeper of the key to the Clinton Crime Foundation, any money problems she might have are temporary. Her immediate danger is that she might lose that gold standard protection from criminal charges now that Mama has lost her mojo.
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
DVC 10/19/2019 11:35:13 AM (No. 211901)
Scrubbing toilets is probably something that she could learn, and which isn't too mentally taxing for her limited mental abilities.
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
garyhope 10/19/2019 11:51:08 AM (No. 211914)
How long before Chelsea is the so called "Democratic" nominee for POTUS?
Not long.
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
RedWhite&Blue2 10/19/2019 1:22:15 PM (No. 211981)
Anyone remember chelsea the duck?
On the ray rayner show?
That’s HER!
s/
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Reply 23 - Posted by:
zephyrgirl 10/19/2019 1:33:14 PM (No. 211990)
The Clinton Foundation for collecting payoffs and bribes has plenty of money to pay Ol' Chels and her house-husband nice salaries and fund junkets all over the world for the rest of their lives. Plus, there are still many leftist organizations that will pay her to show up, utter 20 minutes of platitudes, endure a grip and grin, then go to her luxury suite, get soused and watch TV before jetting home the next day. She's never had a real job, and never will.
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Reply 24 - Posted by:
Lawsy0 10/19/2019 1:38:03 PM (No. 211992)
I don't know what the rest of you were reading, but the link above took me to Outline, purported to be part of the Spectator family. https://outline.com/m7TKyu
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Reply 25 - Posted by:
Kilemal 10/19/2019 2:07:56 PM (No. 212010)
I could very nearly have pity for the little churl, "fugly" and "vapid" though she/it may be, since the sins of the father (and MOTHER!) are visited in the children but I think ordained euthanasia for all three is far, far more appealing.
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Reply 26 - Posted by:
Kilemal 10/19/2019 2:09:20 PM (No. 212011)
Excuse me "on" rather than "in."
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Reply 27 - Posted by:
Annie Xango 10/19/2019 2:58:40 PM (No. 212024)
#20 WHAT!! Wait!! move her to Ohio!!!!!! NO!!!!! we don't want her..we are still dealing with Kasich living here!!!!
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Reply 28 - Posted by:
Italiano 10/19/2019 5:03:47 PM (No. 212073)
Quick! Hillary! Name your Granddaughters!
I didn't think so.
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Reply 29 - Posted by:
Omen55 10/19/2019 5:04:29 PM (No. 212075)
Over the years it's obvious she really doesn't want to get into politics & is being pushed by mom so as to live thru her.
Clintons want a dynasty & Chelsea wants to be left alone.
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Really ? How much is she pulling in by sitting on several board of directors ? Didn't she tell us money didn't mean anything to her? How many books has she written? Sold?
The Jebster is heads above her and that doesn't say much. Will we ever be rid of children of past presidents?
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