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‘Start Your Day With Maximum Gay:’
Kellogg’s Launches LGBT Cereal

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Posted By: LittleHoodedMonk, 10/18/2019 7:28:17 PM

Have you ever eaten Froot Loops and thought, "This cereal isn’t gay enough?" Do you seek a safe space to eat your Rice Krispies? Are you concerned that your Corn Flakes aren’t sufficiently woke? Well, now Kellogg’s has the solution! On Thursday, the gay site PinkNews reported, “Kellogg’s is launching an LGBT-themed cereal so you can start your day with maximum gay… If you’re a fan of breakfast and being gay, we have grrrrreat news for you – Kellogg’s is launching an LGBT-themed cereal.” And to think, we’ve been eating straight, cisgender cereal all this time.

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This makes my teeth hurt. Parents beware. A good learning moment to teach your children to be careful what they put in their mouth. Probably will be advertised on the Disney Channel.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: jalo1951 10/18/2019 7:32:07 PM (No. 211285)
Such nonsense. Such a waste of time.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: GW_Rider 10/18/2019 7:36:57 PM (No. 211289)
I guess it comes with it's own fruit.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: WesternTradition 10/18/2019 7:39:20 PM (No. 211290)
I guess the CEO's SJW wife's mother demanded it.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: Gordon Mills 10/18/2019 7:59:47 PM (No. 211308)
Makes me even more happy I threw away all my Kellogg's cereals back when they started the nonsense and have not/will not purchase any of their products ever again. I don't understand this stupidity given there are many alternatives to their products that are at least as good.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: Urgent Fury 10/18/2019 8:00:03 PM (No. 211309)
Please.Make.It.STOP.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: ginadee 10/18/2019 8:04:21 PM (No. 211314)
These people are over the top nuts. It's so ridiculous.
12 people like this.

Reply 7 - Posted by: Jesuslover54 10/18/2019 8:11:11 PM (No. 211321)
Flavored with just a hint of K-Y jelly.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: WV.Hillbilly 10/18/2019 8:11:15 PM (No. 211322)
Kellogg's Fruits and Nuts?
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Reply 9 - Posted by: IdSpud 10/18/2019 8:15:28 PM (No. 211325)
I just don't understand why these companies feel they have to cater to this community. The LGBTQXYZ123 community is less than 1% of the population. Why are they taking a chance to alienate the majority of their market by caving to the politically correct crowd. Glad I'm an old fart and won't have to put up with this nonsense in the business marketplace.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: Highlander 10/18/2019 8:18:54 PM (No. 211332)
About the question why these CEO’s cater to LGBT whimsies is because in spite of being only 1 to 4% of the population, the media spotlights these people way way WAY out of proportion to their numbers.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: enemyofthestate 10/18/2019 8:20:47 PM (No. 211333)
I have been boycotting Kellogg's for a couple of years now, because of some politically correct nonsense. I've even forgotten exactly what provoked it, my list of product boycotts growing and growing. Same for General Mills and their multiracial families in television ads. I refuse to support political correctness and virtue signalling.
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Reply 12 - Posted by: Italiano 10/18/2019 8:34:50 PM (No. 211347)
What is this, a campaign ad for the Buttster?
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Reply 13 - Posted by: cor-vet 10/18/2019 8:51:33 PM (No. 211357)
I guess I'll be eating store brand Frosted Flakes from now on.
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Reply 14 - Posted by: coldoc 10/18/2019 9:05:26 PM (No. 211367)
Have not bought a kelloggs product in years. Get woke, go broke.
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Reply 15 - Posted by: DVC 10/18/2019 9:06:39 PM (No. 211368)
I already stopped buying from Kellogg's, so can't stop now. Disgusting. They are going to lose more business.
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Reply 16 - Posted by: DaBigGuy 10/18/2019 9:17:03 PM (No. 211385)
Agree with 13. Only store brands now. Let these idiot companies reap what they sow.
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Reply 17 - Posted by: M2 10/18/2019 9:17:41 PM (No. 211386)
Nauseating.
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Reply 18 - Posted by: Vesicant 10/18/2019 9:21:01 PM (No. 211389)
Captain Crunch, Count Dracula, and the Lucky Charms leprechaun better get woke real fast... (/sarcasm)
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Reply 19 - Posted by: pinger 10/18/2019 9:47:18 PM (No. 211405)
The inmates are running the asylum. Why do some people think that 90 per cent of the population are homos?
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Reply 20 - Posted by: your other brother 10/18/2019 9:55:40 PM (No. 211410)
Kellogg Corn Flakes were invented by John Harvey Kellogg to prevent his sanitarium patients from masturbating. Now in a great leap forward his cereal company has invented a cereal that will prevent you from even thinking about the opposite sex. Tell me capitalism isn't Grrrrr-eat.
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Reply 21 - Posted by: grayjay 10/18/2019 9:57:06 PM (No. 211411)
My boycott list is getting longer and longer.....Penzey's, Victoria's Secret, Ben & Jerry's, Nabisco, CNN, WaPo, Kelloggs, California, and on and on. Why don't companies just sell a good product, rather than pushing their social messages?
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Reply 22 - Posted by: Lucky5 10/18/2019 9:59:23 PM (No. 211412)
Next up - Kelloggs launches the 1st transgender cereal - It looks like a Frosted Flake but tastes like a Fruit Loop. Kudos to a disqus commenter.
14 people like this.

Reply 23 - Posted by: rytwng 10/18/2019 10:16:58 PM (No. 211425)
Cereal for perverts.
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Reply 24 - Posted by: Lawsy0 10/18/2019 11:11:10 PM (No. 211441)
So Ke double L, O double good hasn't heard about Gillette or Nike. Some flakes are not made of snow. Some are corn.
5 people like this.

Reply 25 - Posted by: Trapper 10/18/2019 11:39:43 PM (No. 211445)
Tony the Tiger sitting in the bowl with all those little Rice Krispy elves looks more pedophile than gay (shudder). On a brighter note, the straight line possibilities for gay breakfast foods are limitless. Jimmy Dean sausage, anyone? Oh, and let's not even start with fried eggs (over hard or easy)?
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Reply 26 - Posted by: tisHimself 10/18/2019 11:56:43 PM (No. 211449)
Capn Crunch , now with rum sodomy and the lash.
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Reply 27 - Posted by: RedWhite&Blue2 10/19/2019 12:54:34 AM (No. 211460)
Deviant donuts Pervert porridge Fruitcake fudge Miscreant morsels Malcontent milk Fascist flakes Promiscuous puffs Lesbian loops Bisexual bran You crazy bastids at Kellogg’s!!! You’re toast! None...EVER...in this house.
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Reply 28 - Posted by: ColonialAmerican1623 10/19/2019 3:40:53 AM (No. 211508)
Does this mean the PR people for all of these companies are gay and leading them off the ranch ? Weren't they satisfied with ruining clothing? We just want to eat. Keep your personal habits at home.
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Reply 29 - Posted by: Bur Oak 10/19/2019 9:20:31 AM (No. 211719)
One of the Kellogg brothers was a real "nut." I guess they are returning to their beginnings.
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Reply 30 - Posted by: JackBurton 10/19/2019 9:23:05 AM (No. 211722)
So, the Gillette marketing exec got a new job? Good to know.
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Reply 31 - Posted by: franq 10/19/2019 9:23:49 AM (No. 211724)
It's a terrible time to be a kid. God help us.
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Reply 32 - Posted by: udanja99 10/19/2019 9:31:00 AM (No. 211736)
Not just K-Y, #7. To be truly gay it must contain bits of fecal matter.
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