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Ohh noooo, den-mark is mad at us!

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Posted By: Big Bopper, 7/24/2025 6:56:47 PM

Turns out, this is an actual country, not the name of a Cub Scout troop. And it’s not den-mark. It’s Denmark. And they don’t call themselves “Denmarkians. They call themselves “Danes.” Anyway, the Danes are mad as hell. Or at least heck. You see, back when the Spanish were looting the locals in South and Central America, and the Portuguese were lucratively, if inhumanely, trading slaves in what’s now Brazil, and the English were accidentally planting the seeds of a great republic in North America, the Danes were . . . [drum roll] . . . . . . stealing ice from the Eskimos. Here’s the story.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: kono 7/24/2025 7:21:48 PM (No. 1982103)
I generally like Beaton's work; but this one's even better than usual. Raw meat, indeed.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: padiva 7/24/2025 8:58:13 PM (No. 1982120)
Lots of humor!
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Reply 3 - Posted by: Ketchuplover 7/24/2025 9:06:18 PM (No. 1982121)
I guess I'll be the grumpy one on this thread. I've liked the writer in the past, but this piece was almost impossible to read with all its side comments that were too cutesy by half. The historical narrative, albeit interesting, could/should have been condensed into one informative paragraph. Time for a nap.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: Timber Queen 7/25/2025 3:31:58 AM (No. 1982165)
I "second" the third comment.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: Words have Meaning 7/25/2025 11:06:12 AM (No. 1982311)
With Denmark mad at us...Will this have any bearing on USA purchase of Greenland?
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Reply 6 - Posted by: FLCracker 7/25/2025 12:42:00 PM (No. 1982357)
#5, do the Greenlanders get a vote in this? Is there a difference of opinion between the Inuit-descended population and the Denmark (et. al.)-descended population on the issue? No one seems to say.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: mc squared 7/25/2025 1:03:29 PM (No. 1982370)
A keeper for me when I need a lift.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: danu 7/25/2025 2:37:47 PM (No. 1982415)
no biggie. we tossed them out of ireland ages ago. we understand their pique, poor dears.
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Turns out, this is an actual country, not the name of a Cub Scout troop. And it’s not den-mark. It’s Denmark. And they don’t call themselves “Denmarkians. They call themselves “Danes.” Anyway, the Danes are mad as hell. Or at least heck. You see, back when the Spanish were looting the locals in South and Central America, and the Portuguese were lucratively, if inhumanely, trading slaves in what’s now Brazil, and the English were accidentally planting the seeds of a great republic in North America, the Danes were . . . [drum roll] . . . . . . stealing ice from the Eskimos. Here’s the story.
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