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The emperor has no clothes – and no pulse

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Posted By: Big Bopper, 5/23/2024 5:05:30 PM

A 19th century Dane named Hans Christian Andersen (a fine fellow despite his hateful middle name) published a story about an emperor who was conned into buying “new clothes.” He was told by the con men that the “new clothes” could be seen only by people who were not stupid. The reason the con men told the emperor that was because these “new clothes” he’d paid for were nonexistent. Not willing to reveal his stupidity, the emperor pretended to see the “new clothes” presented to him. He pantomimed putting on the nonexistent “new clothes,” and then paraded about the city in them.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Catherine 5/23/2024 5:45:52 PM (No. 1723580)
What's wrong with the guys middle name, Glenn Beat on?
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Reply 2 - Posted by: Big Bopper 5/23/2024 6:14:49 PM (No. 1723590)
Number 1: I'm guessing that Beaton was mocking the Left's apparent belief that "Christian" is a term of derision. I know from his writings that Beaton himself is a Christian.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: Skinnydip 5/23/2024 6:32:34 PM (No. 1723599)
Great analogy. Thanks, Glenn.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: EJKrausJr 5/23/2024 7:07:31 PM (No. 1723610)
But our Emperor has a full depends.
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A 19th century Dane named Hans Christian Andersen (a fine fellow despite his hateful middle name) published a story about an emperor who was conned into buying “new clothes.” He was told by the con men that the “new clothes” could be seen only by people who were not stupid. The reason the con men told the emperor that was because these “new clothes” he’d paid for were nonexistent. Not willing to reveal his stupidity, the emperor pretended to see the “new clothes” presented to him. He pantomimed putting on the nonexistent “new clothes,” and then paraded about the city in them.
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