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‘He was the first to slice the bread’:
People dig in when asked for Biden’s
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Posted By: ladydawgfan, 9/16/2023 7:03:00 PM

Conservative actor Matthew Marsden caused X users to devolve into uncontrollable laughter after asking what President Biden’s greatest accomplishments were, hilariously claiming his was the president’s invention of the wheel. Right at the top of that list, other than inventing the wheel, would be his propensity for not even being remotely capable of telling the truth, but the responses on X were far more imaginative than that. “The thing I admire about Joe Biden the most is when he invented the wheel. Which Biden achievement is your favorite?” Marsen asked tongue-in-cheek.

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Hilarious!! Of course, I've always been impressed by how he discovered the first passenger flight when he cruised the skies on the back of his pet Pterodactyl!!

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Reply 1 - Posted by: GreatGreyhounds 9/16/2023 7:52:20 PM (No. 1557647)
The article is hilarious to read!
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Reply 2 - Posted by: padiva 9/16/2023 8:16:09 PM (No. 1557654)
Shall we continue??? Biden's greatest achievement was having a car accident while driving Jill's then-husband's Corvette.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: downnout 9/16/2023 8:19:05 PM (No. 1557659)
I’ve always admired his magnificent work of painting in the Sistine Chapel.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: Hazymac 9/16/2023 8:19:40 PM (No. 1557661)
He cured the Alzheimer's and the cancer.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: Italiano 9/16/2023 8:20:53 PM (No. 1557663)
Let's start our own. He was Aristotle's top student at the royal academy of Macedon.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: 3XALADY 9/16/2023 8:46:31 PM (No. 1557670)
He won the award for using the most Depends diapers in a two day race.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: udanja99 9/16/2023 8:52:27 PM (No. 1557674)
Yet again, I have to say it… Democrats must be so proud.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: snakeoil 9/16/2023 9:12:26 PM (No. 1557685)
Einstein wrote that E=mc and Old Yeller can along and squared the c.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: Moritz55 9/16/2023 9:31:44 PM (No. 1557696)
Priceless! Thanks for posting
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Reply 10 - Posted by: leonardo 9/16/2023 10:06:13 PM (No. 1557702)
Betcha ya didn't know that The Sniffer designed and built the Brooklyn Bridge. Yep, that was HIM. Even lesser known was his consultancy in the theoretical physics of the atomic bomb by the request of Albert Einstein. Certainly, with such accomplishments in his quiver, he should be president-for-life, and Hunter should be his VP. Wake TF up America.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: Imright 9/16/2023 10:39:29 PM (No. 1557707)
He was really proud and happy when he finished carving those statues on Mount Rushmore!!
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Reply 12 - Posted by: padiva 9/16/2023 10:46:16 PM (No. 1557710)
Biden was Fred Flintstone's other neighbor.
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Reply 13 - Posted by: jalo1951 9/17/2023 12:41:19 AM (No. 1557759)
He enjoyed sitting under an umbrella with King Tut along the beach of the Nile. You know, just shooting the breeze, having a brew. Worshipping the Sun God.
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Reply 14 - Posted by: Safari Man 9/17/2023 12:55:06 AM (No. 1557762)
He was the first to walk a mile for a camel, but then he sniffed and groped it. Wasnt he The one who said “one small step for Joe, one giant leap for dimocrats”
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Reply 15 - Posted by: mifla 9/17/2023 4:45:34 AM (No. 1557802)
He was Al Gore's muse when Al invented the internet.
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Reply 16 - Posted by: franq 9/17/2023 7:08:15 AM (No. 1557832)
Not a joke! Seriously, he was the first tyrant to coin the phrase "ultra MAGA". That was probably the falsest, most demonizing thing I've ever heard a President utter.
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Reply 17 - Posted by: plaids 9/17/2023 7:39:11 AM (No. 1557847)
Since his name is Joseph, he claims to have been with Mary. He believes that Jesus is his son. Would like to think that Hunter is not, ya know all that I'm a devout Catholic.
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Reply 18 - Posted by: mobyclik 9/17/2023 8:43:16 AM (No. 1557880)
You've got to admit he did a great job of designing and single-handedly building Noah's Ark and was generous enough to give Noah the credit. And gathering up all those critters....
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Reply 19 - Posted by: voxpop 9/17/2023 10:36:53 AM (No. 1557935)
Many of you re overlooking his two, no three, greatest accomplishments: 1). Inventing the wheel, 2). Discovering and harnessing fire, 2). Single-handidly building the pyramids.
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Reply 20 - Posted by: MickTurn 9/17/2023 11:05:00 AM (No. 1557964)
Joey Perfected the Bribe and Perversion, what else can he do?
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Reply 21 - Posted by: cedar 9/17/2023 11:06:43 AM (No. 1557965)
He was the first dead president (allegedly) elected.
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Reply 22 - Posted by: John Farson 9/17/2023 11:20:02 AM (No. 1557986)
As my deceased Grandmother would have said, “The truth is not in him.”
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Reply 23 - Posted by: FLCracker 9/17/2023 11:57:55 AM (No. 1558029)
From PunkBass7: I'm pretty proud of when he fought for the Alamo, right beside Davy Crockett. To bad Biden wasn't at the Alamo with David (he hated the nickname). If he were, we wouldn't have to put up with him, as the Mexican Army would have done him in.
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Reply 24 - Posted by: FLCracker 9/17/2023 12:02:06 PM (No. 1558033)
I'd like to see someone write a bio of Biden based solely on his statements about his like, with no comments. Just let the man speak for himself. Snerk, snerk, snerk. (I made that up; it's the sound I'm making.)
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Reply 25 - Posted by: Italiano 9/17/2023 1:41:02 PM (No. 1558111)
All kidding aside, it doesn't get any more pathetic than Joe Biden.
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Reply 26 - Posted by: Kate318 9/17/2023 1:47:12 PM (No. 1558116)
The thing the left hates the most is you making fun of them. Their narcissism cannot abide not being idolized.
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Reply 27 - Posted by: snowoutlaw 9/17/2023 3:06:37 PM (No. 1558167)
All funny but why not list some of his real accomplishments? - Gas over $6/gal - Inflation like we have not seen in over 40 years. -Opening the border to the criminals of the world -Record high crime rates -Emptying downtown story fronts across the country -Afghanistan -Ukraine-Russia war I'm sure there are many more but we are out of time.
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