White House explanation for mystery substance
that landed on Biden raises A LOT of eyebrows
BizPac Review,
by
Todd Jaquith
Original Article
Posted By: Imright,
4/13/2022 10:49:25 PM
President Joe Biden’s latest speech, it appears, was one for the birds. At least it seemed that way, as the somewhat hapless commander-in-chief gave what was meant to be a rousing speech and pep rally in Iowa on Tuesday. It was difficult to miss what appeared to be the projectile of avian fecal matter that scored a direct hit on the president’s left lapel. Although, after much mockery, the White House has given clarification on the supposed flying mystery substance that many aren’t buying.
Reply 1 - Posted by:
subal 4/13/2022 10:53:39 PM (No. 1128007)
Given the chance, I'd drop a load on him also!
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
DVC 4/13/2022 11:01:57 PM (No. 1128008)
Crap attracts crap, clearly.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
itsonlyme 4/13/2022 11:24:16 PM (No. 1128012)
Joe "Dementia" Biden
Camp David - half of April 14th, full April 15-17
"People with dementia generally will be less likely to become agitated and distressed if they can have regular access to fresh air and exercise and a quiet space away from others as needed. The garden can be a safe and secure environment if designed properly."
Jill, no Delaware this weekend......
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
Quigley 4/13/2022 11:27:42 PM (No. 1128013)
To quote Fat Bastur***, “Corn?!! I didn’t eat any corn!!”
7 people like this.
Reply 5 - Posted by:
Catherine 4/13/2022 11:38:51 PM (No. 1128019)
Maybe it was just big, healthy dandruff.
7 people like this.
Reply 6 - Posted by:
bogeegolf 4/13/2022 11:40:24 PM (No. 1128020)
I love it ! You can’t make this stuff up !
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
proactus 4/13/2022 11:53:29 PM (No. 1128028)
Blame Poo-tin.
28 people like this.
Reply 8 - Posted by:
Trigger2 4/14/2022 1:49:20 AM (No. 1128056)
That bird seriously needs missile lessons. It missed Joey's face.
10 people like this.
Reply 9 - Posted by:
RWPollock 4/14/2022 4:52:49 AM (No. 1128080)
Well if the Dems cannot be truthful about something so simple as this then why do we think they can tell the truth about anything? I am sure the same people who believe the lame reason for the need of a BLM 6 million dollar mansion believe this story. It is pretty bad when your presidency has even made birds mad.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
3XALADY 4/14/2022 5:25:05 AM (No. 1128086)
Obola attracts flies. Biden attracts bird poop.
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
5 handicap 4/14/2022 5:28:28 AM (No. 1128088)
The only mystery, insofar as I can tell is what a really smart birdied for dinner! Take the suit to Abby Sciuto, over at NCIS, she can tell us.
3 people like this.
Reply 12 - Posted by:
WhamDBambam 4/14/2022 6:44:29 AM (No. 1128119)
They'll probably have the FIB assassinate the bird.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
PChristopher 4/14/2022 6:58:25 AM (No. 1128125)
The bird probably thought Joe was a statue.
9 people like this.
Reply 14 - Posted by:
tootall 4/14/2022 7:01:58 AM (No. 1128127)
Widely regarded to be an omen of good luck! ... 'In Haiti!'
2 people like this.
Reply 15 - Posted by:
ControlFreak 4/14/2022 7:44:46 AM (No. 1128145)
That bird flew over the cuckoo’s nest, for sure.
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
philsner 4/14/2022 7:53:36 AM (No. 1128149)
Why tell the truth when a lie works just as well?
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
Rama41 4/14/2022 8:01:49 AM (No. 1128154)
I liked someone's Twitter response: "Corn Pop" to "Corn "Poop".
9 people like this.
Reply 18 - Posted by:
Clinger 4/14/2022 8:29:34 AM (No. 1128176)
Can you imagine what dropping an entire ear of corn would do? Shouldn't we be digging moats around silos and corn cribs? Where's OSHA on this.
2 people like this.
Reply 19 - Posted by:
udanja99 4/14/2022 8:39:35 AM (No. 1128193)
Too bad that the speech wasn’t outdoors in Florida and the bird wasn’t a pelican.
5 people like this.
Reply 20 - Posted by:
Krause 4/14/2022 8:48:20 AM (No. 1128204)
Even the birds don't like Biden.
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
red1066 4/14/2022 9:17:49 AM (No. 1128244)
Maybe it was some of Biteme's brains that seeped out. In that case, it would be strange substance since no one thought Biteme had any brains.
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
lakerman1 4/14/2022 9:19:26 AM (No. 1128245)
Forget the poop - what will 15% ethanol do to car engines, and lawnmower engines, and outboard motors, and leaf blowers, and generators????
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Reply 23 - Posted by:
MickTurn 4/14/2022 11:11:18 AM (No. 1128350)
Birds are great judges of character, hence the deposit in the Bank of Biden.
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Reply 24 - Posted by:
Kumoan 4/14/2022 11:47:14 AM (No. 1128403)
Who knew bulls could fly?
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Reply 25 - Posted by:
Strike3 4/14/2022 11:47:47 AM (No. 1128405)
Just a "splatter of corn." - Previously digested by a bird. These people are at the point of lying so much that the twists are hilarious. So his suit is probably soiled on both the inside and the outside?
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Reply 26 - Posted by:
JimBob 4/14/2022 1:26:34 PM (No. 1128500)
These Democ'RATS don't tell the truth about Anything.
I think they are incapable of telling the truth.
If I recall correctly, putting gasoline with 15% ethanol into a vehicle gas tank will invalidate the warranty.
Various plastic parts in the fuel system (hoses, fittings, internal pump and valve parts) are designed for up to 10% ethanol, but not 15%.
This is a really bad idea, so of course the Democ'RATS are all over it.
It makes perfect sense, just like everything else they are doing, cutting off the petroleum supply, emptying the Strategic Petroleum Reserve, opening the border, the two-tier 'Just-Us' system, pushing sexual perversion on everyone, the tremendous waste of money and running the National Debt to unimaginable amounts.
They KEY is that you have to realize that these people are not Stupid, and the Bumbling Fool is nothing more than a Hand Puppet. If they were Stupid and Incompetent, they would get something right, once in a while, just from dumb luck and the law of averages.
No, these people are EVIL, and they are doing everything they can to Weaken and Destroy America.
Once you realize this, then everything they do falls right into place, and makes Perfect sense.
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